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Anyone know if you can get more than 100 lollipops per second? I figure I'm going to throw up to 100k at it before giving up.

emil.y, Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

i'm early enough in the game that it's blowing my mind that someone could need more than 100 lollipops/second!

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:08 (eleven years ago) link

:D

emil.y, Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:10 (eleven years ago) link

i will appreciate these halcyon days on the lollipop farm when i was thrilled with getting 15 pops/minute. i was so innocent...

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

It's terrible, this is the sort of thing that's going to keep me up until the stupid hours of the morning, and then I will wonder what on earth I am doing with my life. And then I will beg for more lollipops.

emil.y, Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link


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your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

i answered all the frog questions...was kinda hoping for a better reward.

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

That's totally the Tom Baker Doctor Who.

xp

emil.y, Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago) link

somebody please remind me to vote for this in coint and plick 2013. even if it ends in 20 minutes, or i get totally bored in 20 minutes, it's entertaining right now and worth some points. and if i did the math correctly, it provides infinite value, as it is free.

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

Anyone know if you can get more than 100 lollipops per second? I figure I'm going to throw up to 100k at it before giving up.

i'm at 71K, and i'm going to keep going. when it comes to investing lollipops, i have no fear

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

i stopped investing at 30k

Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:53 (eleven years ago) link

now i'm just raiding the castle like a candy boss

Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

shit, i accidentally closed my game window. my lollipop farm is lost :`(

Spectrum, Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

i can't even raid the castle because i'm just a lonely lollipop farmer. shit, i just now realized i could be investing those l-pops into faster candy regeneration.

but i don't even care, i'm just going to keep throwing pops into the well

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:57 (eleven years ago) link

xpost

oh no! you didn't save?

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:57 (eleven years ago) link

*saves*

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:57 (eleven years ago) link

no, i'm going to have to start from scratch. fortunately i didn't get too far yet.

Spectrum, Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:58 (eleven years ago) link

i enchanted my sword with the imp spell thing. hope that was the right decision.

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

I have a Sword of Life. Which, uh, kind of looks like something else.

emil.y, Thursday, 2 May 2013 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

wtf crafting now!

Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 03:07 (eleven years ago) link

lol i went and saw a film and y'all got totally hooked!

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 May 2013 06:29 (eleven years ago) link

god why am i doing this?

we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 May 2013 07:22 (eleven years ago) link


You have 644122 lollipops!
You have 0 chocolate bars :(

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:48 (eleven years ago) link

story of my life

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:49 (eleven years ago) link

fucking castle gates fucking flying thing keeps sending me back to the start arrrrrrrgh

we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:52 (eleven years ago) link

so stupid, but i like this

Nhex, Thursday, 2 May 2013 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

fucking castle gates fucking flying thing keeps sending me back to the start arrrrrrrgh

― we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:52 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think you have to use the Beserker potion, that's how I got through it.

emil.y, Thursday, 2 May 2013 12:45 (eleven years ago) link

i got thru with some health potions, already wasted my berserker potions

we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:08 (eleven years ago) link

okay, day two: the cauldron! WTF!

100psec is the max by putting in lollipops. I think a potion will let you do more.

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

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|||| Turtle potion : potion ! ||||
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|||| A turtle ! : When you will be ||||
|||| A turtle ! : a turtle, you ||||
|||| Do you want to : will resist a lot ||||
|||| become a turtle ? : more to physical ||||
|||| : damage. But you ||||
|||| You'll be able to : will be slower, ||||
|||| become one with : too. ||||
|||| this fantastic : ||||
||||___________________ : ___________________||||
||/====================\:/====================\||
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brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

bah

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

oh, forks

Nhex, Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

I can't beat this stupid Necromancer.

emil.y, Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

avidly awaiting coming home from work to see how many lollipops and candies have accumulated. i hate this game

Nhex, Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

wait what the shit how do i load my game

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://candies.aniwey.net/index.php?pass=XXXXX
where XXXXX is the five digit code for your player
or you can just save the bookmark

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

imp potion and fire potion help with necromancer

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

oic

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

i'm still on the dragon, sad face. i know what i need to do (teleport + invulnerability + maybe a turtle), but when it comes down to it i choke every time.

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that dragon is a pain in the ass

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

finally beat the fucking whale, not looking forward to the dragon

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

the excuse i'm using is that the summoning sword doesn't work very well against the dragon (or against bosses in general) because your summoned creature is usually destroyed by the boss within a second.

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

did i lock myself in by getting the Sword of Life, or can you still upgrade?

Nhex, Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

i think you are locked into whatever upgrade you choose

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

you can still power it up tho, not that it seems to be doing me any good, still stuck on bloody castle entrance

jabba hands, Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

hint: pay attention to the asterisk on castle entrance

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

i can be less cryptic obv but i dont want to spoiler

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

super mario crossover is my favorite thing right now (but so hard)

shit tie (Jordan), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

beat the dragon and unlocked SPOILERhellSPOILER

Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

________\o/COWCOW__________COW____________COW__________________

"The cow king ! It looks like a normal cow, but it isn't..."

sleepingbag, Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link


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