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you can still power it up tho, not that it seems to be doing me any good, still stuck on bloody castle entrance

hint: pay attention to the asterisk on castle entrance

i can be less cryptic obv but i dont want to spoiler

super mario crossover is my favorite thing right now (but so hard)

beat the dragon and unlocked SPOILERhellSPOILER

________\o/COWCOW__________COW____________COW__________________
"The cow king ! It looks like a normal cow, but it isn't..."

the cow stage is more than a joke! lots of candy, and you can get the horn of plenty which gives you triple lp production.

i can beat the dragon easily using invincibility, teleporting and the seed. but hell is hell.

p.s. never buy "more candies" from the witch, at least not at this point. she never gives you more than you give her in lollipops.

i can't beat this fucking dragon.
what's the seed good for? You stop and cast attacks behind it?
oh wait
i think i just got it

does dropping candy on the ground do anything?

not that i can tell

booooooooooooo ok

no i haven't got it.

teleport, use the seed, use health potions while chopping

ohhhhhh. let me try that later

aw thought for sure the dragon was the final boss. now you have me coming back to this game again

Number of saves which killed the devil : 8709
Number of saves which finished the game : 3996

looks like hell isn't the final stage either

this is awesome, i'm avoiding reading y'all's comments for spoiler fear as i'm still very early. Love how it works completely well as a time-wasting whatever-tab, and simultaneously as a parody of RPG grinding, children's lessons in deferred gratification, and god knows what else. First trick I've picked up: keep hitting up the peaceful forest, it's worth it.

you're going to leave that peaceful forest behind preeeetty quickly!

i love hate this game

pretty minor spoiler for those who have beat the dragon already: there's a rly good item randomly dropped by a certain type of enemy in the castle keep level + you might wanna go back and beat that a cpl more times until you get it if u haven't already

ain't that the way: i finally beat the dragon and didn't get shit to show for it

i've crossed the threshold and this game has turned me into an actual insane person, keep an ear out for me, rambling about candy and the government, coming soon to a streetcorner near you

You have 9940016029 candies!
  |
  |   Candies converter
  V
You have 37355537 lollipops!
You have 7 chocolate bars \o/ (a bug ? Oo)
You have eaten 2401693790 candies!
You threw 0 candies on the ground.

                 _.-^-._     .'''.
              .-'   _   '-. | cnd |
             /     |_|     \ '._.'
            /               \  |
           /|     _____     |\ |
            |    |==|==|    |  |
|---|---|---|    |--|--|    |  |
|---|---|---|    |==|==|    |  |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        
        The lollipop farm
        
Lp planted : 1737211
Production : 10000 lp/sec

i beat it.... but it never ends.... the numbers just keep going UP

you haven't thrown ANY candies on the ground?

without giving anything even a little bit significant away, there's some function later that retrieves all those candies.

i cannot type sentences about this game without feeling like a schmuck -_-

i feel ya

I can't beat hell. :(

You can't get any more berserker potions other than the 5 that the frog gives you, can you?

don't need them for hell, though. hell requires invulnerability

I am also stuck on hell

Right now I am rly into making a shit ton of invulnerabilities and buying a ton of teleport scrolls and beating the dragon over and over bcz you'll spend like 13,000 candies on supplies but then get like 50,000 candies every time you beat the level!

Feeling like I've hit a wall with this - the dragon just seems impossibly out of my league and I don't seem to have access to anything that will upgrade me in any really useful way. Also feel like the "Frog Fractions" expansiveness/unpredictability has faded a bit, though that's enhanced it as a parody of RPGs and old-school BBS door-game good times. At first it seemed really open-ended, like, oh, there's nothing on the screen, now I have the candy salesman! Now there's a quest mode! Now I'm farming resources! But all those things start to lock together as an actual grinding mechanic, and while there may be more surprises around the corner, there hasn't been anything really crucial in a while, although maybe it's just that I'm underwhelmed by the cauldron.

Another, maybe related challenge - not necessarily a flaw in this, but maybe something to chew on - in these kinds of 'expanding' games, how do you signal the player that a certain thing is a dead end, that there's nothing more to find, that the candy salesman isn't going to offer something new for sale if you only throw enough candy on the ground?

yeah, i was stuck on the dragon for a while, it's much too difficult unless you know to use abanana's strategy

i got past hell by spam-clicking healing potions while moving around enough to avoid most of the fights, then invulnerability against the boss. it helps to have the healing item from the previous level and the summoning sword is great for clearing paths in the golem waves.

i'm with Doctor C more or less, losing interest now, even as the tab sits away in the background stacking up lollipops

I beat hell. Get a decent amount of HP (500+) and use both hands. Use invulnerability and health potions. Use a seed to heal before the boss, then use invulnerability. Took me a few tries because I kept trying

Now I'm stuck on the developper's (sic) computer.

...I kept trying to fight the boss before using invulnerability.

Are there any random item drops in the underwater cave to justify going back there? Besides the candy from the whale, I mean. I just ground back through the damn castle gate again, grabbing the "strong armor" by the skin of my teeth...wondering if I'm missing any other good random item drops from the other rooms.

finally beat this stupid game. the last few levels were such drudgery. btw banana it tells you what to do while fighting the dev, theres a trick to it

this is another of those pixelly platformer games but i found it pretty cute:
http://iamclaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/LMA.swf

beat it!

Yeah after you beat it are you supposed to just leave the browser tab open for hours/days on end to get enough lollis to get the bugs? How do you get lollis faster besides lvl2 bug and candy converter?

i dunno. i lost interest before seeing if there was a level 3 bug. i imagine going back and redoing the final boss would net you a lot of candies though

So....I beat the devil and...nothing happened? Got some candy but a piddling amount considering what I'm currently generating every few seconds. Is there something I'm missing? The only thing obviously outstanding is that I've never figured out the "beyond the universe" riddle, it's probably something really obvious and I'm a moron but I feel like I've tried everything!

oh duh, there's another quest. sorry, it's late!

SPOILER

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read the beyond the universe riddle carefully, it contains its own answer

Yeah after you beat it are you supposed to just leave the browser tab open for hours/days on end to get enough lollis to get the bugs? How do you get lollis faster besides lvl2 bug and candy converter?

The candy converter bugs out and dumps all the candies into lollipops instantly after a while. Takes an hour or so.

Repeating the final quest will also net you a ton of candies.

SPOILER

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read the beyond the universe riddle carefully, it contains its own answer

― Rowdy Rathore (Noodle Vague), Sunday, May 5, 2013 4:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

kinda pissed off now at the frog's misleading syntax

man so many hp acquired and so many power-ups bought and I don't think I'll ever beat Hell. reaching that "is it worth it" stage.

cute game, though.

flaming out on this too, what's the del with beating the dragon? I just die very quickly even with seed / invulnerable, like I barely seem to hit him

i did invul/teleport scroll/teleport scroll/invul a bunch of times. when you teleport it gives you time for your potion countdown to run out, so you're only hitting the dragon when you're invulnerable.

ah ok

gotta make a bunch of potions then

hmm not sure if I'll bother, but it was fun while it lasted!

where do you even use the seed? like when you're right up against the dragon? but then don't you just attack the seed
I DONT GET IT