DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era

brb, just gonna fill a padded envelope up with dogshit and nails

http://i.imgur.com/8HVFRzu.jpg

that swastika has the ends missing

trying to xls her but not finding out anything

doesn't 'lady' imply she is the wife of a peer or suchlike? in which case one would expect her to have some sort of obvious background

which makes me wonder, given the ludicrous middle name, if she hadn't changed her own name to 'lady' by deed poll

you can buy "titles" for about fifty quid iirc

anyway can we start a "let's do summary execution of bigots right now" thread?

http://www.buyagift.co.uk/Unique-Gifts/Laird-or-Lady-Title-BR-1136557.aspx

huh

i think you are probably right in this case

ooh, cheaper than i thought. do i wanna be a Laird? hmmmm

a lot of the bnp/whatever crowd are deeply strange

these are people who equate skin pigmentation with moral character, i guess they might have the odd batshit idea

nah they are more strange and in more polymorphous ways than merely being racist would suggest

like buying a novelty title and using it for an election is sort of borderline delusional

http://i.imgur.com/CpvTSdJ.jpg

hoyl shit

holy!

http://i.imgur.com/eYgoh48.png

WAKE UP BRITAIN

to the perils of over-exposure to sunbeds

That's actually someone wearing a rubber mask, right?

http://i.imgur.com/XVar2iY.png

Guyyyys there's enough material in what she's saying

yes, we should definitely stop making fun of her bizarre appearance

well yeah! idk, freedom of expression, ward off the pc gone mad nannystater here, enjoy you overtanned bigot

*your. Unless you're Lady D herself, playing the long game

nah even if one were to disallow laughing at electoral candidates' appearance, this is scarcely some congenital trait....someone has decided to (paid for) whatever process cause an autochthon of northern england to resemble phenotypes of the levant, itself a curious aesthetic choice for someone not given to métissage in other aspects

lol

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/5/3/1367586631060/Nigel-Farage-sinks-a-pint-008.jpg

would glass

as a wise man once said, there's no arguing with that xxxp

or a wise woman

It was Eric Morecambe

perhaps the biggest question raised by this election is "who the fuck is still voting Lib Dem?"

Indeed, I think they're down to their hardcore of Liberal scumbags

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67408000/jpg/_67408310_67408304.jpg
Farage: "See? We can organise a piss-up in a brewery!"
Barman: "Actually, this is a pub."

Tory Black Ops offering huge rewards for anybody who can prove Farage is a secret Chianti drinker

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2012/4/25/1335343780409/Secret-lemonade-drinker-008.jpg
"UKIP Lemona-a-ade
I'm a secret UKIP drinker"

R WHITES amirite

"I'm a secret far-right thinker"

Tory Black Ops

Call of Duty: Tory Black Ops would be an interesting video game.

cutscene: a huge public backlash against benefit cuts explodes right in the player's face

Instead of bigotedly targeting non white foreigners, the player would be bigotedly targeting oh wait...

In one part of the story, the player has to fight against a sinister militia called U-KEEP, who are commanded by a raving right wing nutbag.
http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/people/180x200/l/legacy_reginald_perrin_jimmy.jpg

http://outdoor.org.br/site/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/custos.jpg

Also a mission where the player has to defeat a fat racist who wants to make the trains run on time.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Fat_Controller_TTTE_1.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Fat_Controller_TTTE_1.jpg

And to lighten the mood, a side quest where the player has to prevent two young brothers from scrumping Mr. Wilberforce's apples.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/1/4/1262625084000/Ed-and-David-Miliband-001.jpg

BANTER!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/may/04/nigel-evans-arrested-suspicion-rape

Meerkats that look like Nigel Farage

He looks more like a Kerbal
http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/320/869/320869358_640.jpg