why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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I have mixed feelings about circumcision fwiw, but jfc at anyone calling himself a "survivor" of it. No idea whether Carlin actually said this.

I think it was actually Bob Marley.

George Carlin is the Bob Marley of grumpiness.

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premise of the last point is flawed for I AM NOT HUMAN

Woah @ the trigger thing upthread

I kinda had to start staying off this thread because one the images themselves were really frustrating & also they make ilx kinda suddenly get this stfu you PC HIPPIES vibe where everyone turns into penn jillette our Dennis Leary kinda conservative

stfu you hippie, yr genitals are not yr own

ur triggering me

i have clusterfuck ptsd

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fucking lol

like a screencap from a nightmare

or a detail from a brueghel painting

u sure u don't mean bosch homie?

there are weird details in brueghel paintings too

Over/under on how many frames later that monkey ate that dog?

2 hours later monkey is walking around in a dogskin coat

i was thinking more netherlandish proverbs but yeah it could also be a scene from hell xps

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mmm sweet sweet heroine

wait why does that baby know about meth anyway.

How come when it's a monkey it's "rescuing", but when it's a chimpanzee it's "looting"?

god I hate that one so much

like I think there are legitimate arguments against a mass gun crackdown but "it won't take every gun off the street" isn't one of them

They're totally right, we should legalize heroin(e) and meth, and also murder and rape.

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Appy-polly-loggies if this has been posted. This has to be in the running for biggest word vomit.

haha today in a lecture I saw someone sitting in front of me like and share that one.

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A quick google search reveals this clipse is really only going to be visible in the South Pacific.

How

in the world

have I not looked at this thread before?

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Good question! I think I've just assumed you've been here all along. This is definitely your bailiwick.

lol that someone went through the trouble of making that sign

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And 50,000 drunk drivers made it home last night without causing a fatality, go on.

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You know what they say, if you sit down at the table and can't spot the crop, guess what.

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Whatever doesn't kill me then makes me stronger, amirite?

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Not sure if meme was misunderstood or just being ironic...

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If the government wants to skip over me, I'd have no complaints with being a sheep.

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And this, I have no fucking idea where we're going with this.

Except it kills me a little on the inside when they remember to color in the O's, but not other letters like e or a.

Excon Mobil <----- I see what he did there.

pplains, you must have some really horrible friends in your facebook feed.

i think i know where they're going w/ that

My neighborhood has a lot of "character."

Google and Google are in cahoots?!

omfg City Group

google got a 2nd window after jobs died

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Really starting to miss vampires.

zombies are passe but vampires are still worse

I used to live the hell out of some zombie movies, boy. Gotta find a way to sell these fools The Blob or something.

Might pick up a romance series about that.

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This poor dude on the right. It's a shame he never made the cover of Sports Illustrated.

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Love it when jpgs of Twitter posts make into my Facebook feed #justsaying