The Best Free Online (in-browser or downloadable) Games

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Np. I also recommend (ab)using save/restore so you can try different tactics w/o losing your potion stash each time.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 5 May 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link

hah I had not done any illegal time travel experiments in this game...yet

Euler, Sunday, 5 May 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

B-b-but they give you the save option! It's legal!

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 5 May 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link

talking about the spirit of the law

don't worry, I love breaking this law

Euler, Sunday, 5 May 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link

just beat the last two levels after hell, really might give this thing up soon, as there was just no sense of payoff or reward for either of those, and i can't really see any way of tackling the next one

OTOH any game that still has me muttering about it after 2-3 days is probably doing something right

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 May 2013 05:01 (ten years ago) link

er, just "two levels after hell," not "last." unfortunately.

Really starting to wonder if i'm missing some gear. The two bottom slots in the third column remain empty and I haven't gotten anything new since the castle keep, I think.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 May 2013 05:02 (ten years ago) link

nah, those slots never fill up i'm afraid

chilli, Monday, 6 May 2013 05:56 (ten years ago) link

sure they do

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 6 May 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link

wait so are all the boards from the dragon on basically invulnerability + teleport + seed, repeat?

because I'm getting pissed off with the garden. do i just need to repeat these dumb steps again?

Euler, Monday, 6 May 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link

never mind, I just needed to get back inside my shell a bit

Euler, Monday, 6 May 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

yo what game are you all going on about?

shit tie (Jordan), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link

candies.aniwey.net

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

so I got to the developer once in the developper's computer, but every other time I die without a chance after maybe 30 seconds or so. is there some method to this madness, or is it just random whether you make it through?

Euler, Monday, 6 May 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link

ok ignore me again, "figured" this out

Euler, Monday, 6 May 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link

candies.aniwey.net

thought you were fucking with me at first :)

shit tie (Jordan), Monday, 6 May 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link

i got a sword of randomness from the level 5 bug at the end of the game, the one time i was able to afford it. it is quite random. every time i encounter an enemy it adjusts my and their health to basically whatever number. also my player's 'sprite' changes to random characters or nothing at all. i can no longer beat the dev, something i was able to do pretty easily before getting this dumb sword, i just die instantly now. plus at the end of each quest my health is some random number so it takes a long time to recharge.

in summary, i am still enjoying this stupid game somehow.

sleepingbag, Monday, 6 May 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link

*not the devil in hell dev, the developer dev. when i press the key it gives him like infinite hp and me 0

sleepingbag, Monday, 6 May 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link

uh, spoilers

sleepingbag, Monday, 6 May 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link

Gave up happily after the dragon

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 May 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

I had to google how to beat dev computer. It's totally ridic and I don't understand how anyone is supposed to infer or guess how to do it w/o someone else telling them.

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 6 May 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link

i still don't get how to beat the developpers (sic) garden. i realize you're supposed to use the dragon strategy and just use invulnerability/teleport/seed, but as soon as i start the level (and before i can move the mouse from the start button to the invulnerability button) the first flower lowers my HP down to 4, and then i die. ?

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Monday, 6 May 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link

It drops to 4 no matter what you do; you shouldn't actually die til you hit one of the monsters at the end and you use the inv potion like a second before you reach them and then teleport and seed like a second before it runs out

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 6 May 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link

Twice I have reached 0 hp at the exact same moment as the devil. screw you, game.

(I'm assuming that beating the devil is the last part of Hell but I guess if I ever manage it I'll be like YEAAAHHH and then another banshee will fly at my face and wipe me out)

I am srsly bad at this game, I bet I have like 3-4x the total hitpoints some people here had when they beat hell, but nope. so other people's distress at later levels probably suggests I should just give up now

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 6 May 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link

I ended up using turtle to beat the garden fwiw, turtle plus teleport

Euler, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link

ok ok. it was weird, the first time i beat the castle stairs i didn't get the cauldron or the candy converter, but they showed up after the second time. now it's dragon fun zone.

shit tie (Jordan), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link

i go on holiday for a week and what the hell happens here

Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link

I have tried candies.aniwey.net twice now and both times I got like a shitload of lollipops but nothing else happened?

polyphonic, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link

You currently have 21840123.4 mlp. <--- this isn't fun anymore

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link

yeah, now that i'm at hell i'm not sure how much further i want to go with this, too bad you can't get better healing potions, because eating candy gives you almost no HP now

Nhex, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link

fwiw after hell the game was over pretty quickly

Euler, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link

Also feel like the "Frog Fractions" expansiveness/unpredictability has faded a bit, though that's enhanced it as a parody of RPGs and old-school BBS door-game good times. At first it seemed really open-ended, like, oh, there's nothing on the screen, now I have the candy salesman! Now there's a quest mode! Now I'm farming resources! But all those things start to lock together as an actual grinding mechanic, and while there may be more surprises around the corner, there hasn't been anything really crucial in a while,

100% agree with this. like i said before, though, it provides plenty of entertainment for a free text-based game.

now my question is...what OTHER Free Online (in-browser or downloadable)Games are there?

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link

depression games, FEED ME MORE

Nhex, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link

here's an old classic if y'all haven't played it

http://server-admin.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/motas/

sleepingbag, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link

Oh man, not played that for yeeeeeeeeeears. Might give it a go, I've probably forgotten all the puzzles.

emil.y, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link

motas!!!

the ludum dare 48-hour indie game making challenger just happened recently, so there are a bunch of interesting little free online (in-browser or downloadable) games knocking around. here is one about providing for your family: http://jonathanwhiting.com/ld/26/

here is a non-ludum dare indie game that i like, it is a roguelike, i guess, about being stranded naked in an icy waste and trying not to freeze to death: http://humbit.com/rogue/afsahr-v1.2/play.html

snapchats and tattoos (c sharp major), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 23:14 (ten years ago) link

two other kinda fun variations on the roguelike i guess:
four scepters: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5708192/LD26/index.html
too much loot: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/11221318/TooMuchLoot/TooMuchLoot.html

snapchats and tattoos (c sharp major), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

romcheck seems really novel and awesome at first but is impossible to play after like 15 sec

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 27 May 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link

nvm this is dope

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 27 May 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link

wow rom check is awesome

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:23 (ten years ago) link

you must escape ultimately freaked me out and i had to quit

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:32 (ten years ago) link

yeah, i couldn't handle that too well either
i keep getting to level 18 or rom check and dying.

klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:35 (ten years ago) link

rom check ending is delightful

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 06:21 (ten years ago) link

Wait, it has an ending? I'm so used to games like Space Invaders, Asteroids, and the like not having an ending that I didn't bother playing after I started to get bored (I started to work out a strategy for each combination of player ship, enemy and level, and started to get bored).

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 06:54 (ten years ago) link

Don't think I stand a chance getting to the end of romcheck, but I like it a lot for the brief bursts I can manage.

emil.y, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 13:04 (ten years ago) link

yeah its a blast

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link

i had that when you had to download it! also it seems the skills remained because i finished it in one go

the bitcoin comic (thomp), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link

got to lvl 19, ran out of lives and gave up

Nhex, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 03:34 (ten years ago) link

i did remember that from a while back - it's from 2008!

Nhex, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 03:35 (ten years ago) link


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