why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

look how many trees are left; they could have cleared all of them out if it weren't for environmental activist terrorism, sometimes known as eco-terrorism.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/944418_514644231928228_104271299_n.jpg

conspiracy against legibility

illuminati bloodline

it perfectly mirrors the thinking of the person who made it

needs more text

"Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!" -Pinky ANd Brain Actual Irl Corrupt Illuminati Rodent Duo

why does david rockefeller suddenly refer to former pres bush in the middle of his quote?

THIS IS
BRAZILIAN RAINFOREST

the debut album
ECO TERRORISM

The high density of text reminds me of the part in the file Crumb where they flip through the comics his brother made that start out with lots of nice pictures that gradually get overtaken by more and more text until its just panels of text that then devolve into endless illegible scribbles.

the film Crumb

the fulcrum

it's a good example of how to not use an online meme generator

i think my favorite thing about that CFR thing is that you can't actually see the building

Who's Sarah?

he said, and smiled in his special way

lol I was just singing that in my head

hi five djp

jenny 5 need input

dying

we Bushes

memeber is one of my favorite typos

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/56e/1b7/581/resized/justin-bieber-meme-generator-this-is-how-i-i-roll-5c8c78.jpg

justin memeber

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/482576_447115878709795_1824519292_n.jpg

This is how I eye roll

so fb is going to spend 5 years reintroducing us to the quotes that were shared by our mums when they learned how to email

this essay is currently spreading between my american family members. really doubt it's cosby's work but don't want to say anything:

Bill Cosby “I’m 83 and Tired”
I’ve worked hard since I was 17. Except for when I was doing my National Service, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn’t call in sick in nearly 40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn’t inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as though retirement was a bad idea, and I’m tired. Very tired.
I’m tired of being told that I have to “spread the wealth” to people who don’t have my work ethic. I’m tired of being told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it.
I’m tired of being told that Islam is a “Religion of Peace,” when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family “honor”; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren’t “believers”; Muslims burning schools for girls; Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for “adultery”; Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur’an and Shari’a law tells them to.
I’m tired of being told that out of “tolerance for other cultures” we must let Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques and Madrasa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia , New Zealand , UK, America and Canada , while no one from these countries are allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other Arab country to teach love and tolerance..
I’m tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate.
I’m tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off?
I’m tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I’m tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.
I’m really tired of people who don’t take responsibility for their lives and actions. I’m tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems.
I’m also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and early 20′s be-deck themselves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making themselves unemployable and claiming money from the Government.
Yes, I’m damn tired. But I’m also glad to be 83.. Because, mostly, I’m not going to have to see the world these people are making. I’m just sorry for my granddaughter and their children. Thank God I’m on the way out and not on the way in. There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on! This is your chance to make a difference.
“I’m 83 and I’m tired. If you don’t agree you are part of the problem!

I think I've referenced it here before, it's straight up bullshit

once things start spreading around this thread three or more times, something something abyss staring back w/e

it reminds me of the "piss poor" thing as something that would be part of a chain email two years ago. imagine if facebook had been around in 2001, it would be flooded with posts about wingdings predicting 9/11

oh my god. you just wrote dan brown's next book

I’m also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and early 20′s be-deck themselves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making themselves unemployable and claiming money from the Government.

Damn, I must have missed out on that tats-for-dollars program!

getting FED up with one FB friend in particular -- recently turned vegan, and now his entire feed is macros about animal cruelty/veganism/obesity

just want to fill his timeline with 70's recipe cards of aspics, hot dog terrines and grey meat

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-112942/Plants-talk-say-scientists.html

xxp

Bill Cosby states on his website ...I don’t subscribe to the ugly views expressed in the email...

Cosby doesn't know how to use commas, however:
http://temple-news.com/files/2008/04/come-on-people-bill-cosby.jpg

ew

At an irritating how-to-use-social-media-to-promote-your-NGO thing I had to go to recently, the social media whiz presenter had this on their Facebook page as they were showing us stuff.

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-7371-Once-you-make-a-decision-the-u-IunD.jpeg

I enjoyed the fact that they could not find the bits of the website they were trying to show us.

Did the dad from Calvin & Hobbes write that 1500 piss poor stuff or what.

Once you make a decision, the universe Illuminati conspires to make it sure it doesn't happen

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That is the most unnatural head in hands pose I've ever seen. It looks like a prop arm they just moved into place until it was touching his face.

He's doing the vulcan mind meld on himself.

I'm sure Jodorowski has said lots of more interesting things.

he looks like he's demonstrating the Borg facial apparatus with his hand

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Ew.

A young Mad Magazine fan learns the f-bomb.

wait does this make sense to other people, i have no idea what's going on there

It's the Stay Puft marshmallow man from Ghostbusters getting revenge on behalf of all marshmallows by toasting humans over a fire.

OOOOOH i thought staypuft was like shooting a weird brown laser from his hand and that person was flying for some reason