I HATE APPLE

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here's a bunch of fucking compact discs

markers, Friday, 10 May 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

he was telling me about a tool one of the technicians had created that would instantly short out a motherboard. a lot of other things weren't covered under warranty, but a shorted motherboard would be, so they'd helpfully finish off a customer's laptop with it so they could replace it under warranty.

mh, Friday, 10 May 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

well, "a bunch" is stretching it

markers, Friday, 10 May 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link

xpost awesome

markers, Friday, 10 May 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link

have you been in the "new floor plan" best buys? they moved almost all the media off to the side and 90% of the floor space is headphones, bluetooth speakers, fitness accessories (fitbit, crap like that) and cell phone/laptop sales areas that have their own checkout counters. there's only a couple checkout counters at the front. brave new world.

mh, Friday, 10 May 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link

i might've? i mean, i've been in at least three best buys within the past year or so

markers, Friday, 10 May 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link

you can come to the midwest some day and visit Best Buy/Target central

mh, Friday, 10 May 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link

i'm there

markers, Friday, 10 May 2013 19:02 (ten years ago) link

(btw just after talking here about apple care and shit i was heading out for a bit and dropped my phone on the hard garage floor. the battery plate fell off, but i just put it back on an that was that. sometimes only having a flip phone is a lucky thing.)

markers, Friday, 10 May 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link

I just never drop my devices. I hold them as carefully as a baby.

Jeff, Friday, 10 May 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link

good idea

markers, Friday, 10 May 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link

probably saves you a lot of money

markers, Friday, 10 May 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link

I am willing Jeff's cat to knock his phone off of things right now

mh, Friday, 10 May 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7368/8727035426_c6ea363c4b.jpg

Jeff, Friday, 10 May 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link

She's going to get that iPad in just a minute.

Jeff, Friday, 10 May 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link

Then probably take out the iMac.

Jeff, Friday, 10 May 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link

menacing

mh, Friday, 10 May 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link

kittens that resemble steve jobs.xls

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Friday, 10 May 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link

what will they do when they run out of cats - do the ubuntu thing?
Asshole Apricot

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 13 May 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link

go out of business

markers, Monday, 13 May 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link

I still wish for a non-apple garageband

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 13 May 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link

audacity

markers, Monday, 13 May 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link

not as good as garageband but
http://www.reaper.fm/

Nhex, Monday, 13 May 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link

Reaper blows GarageBand away. It's got a learning curve, but it's super-powerful.

schwantz, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link

Hey hip-hop nerds. What kind-of hip-hop is this?

markers, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 00:17 (ten years ago) link

xp i agree in terms of power and capability, but it terms of picking it up and just plain using it Garageband is still best at that

Nhex, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 03:46 (ten years ago) link

two weirdly specific questions:

1) if i download 10.8 from the app store and install it on the same computer, is it possible to do a fresh install, i.e. will i be given the opportunity to wipe the hdd during the install process?

2) can apple stores do minor iphone repairs instore, e.g. just to take an example completely at random, a stuck on/off switch, or do they have to send them away to the same place i would send it myself?

caek, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link

have you been in the "new floor plan" best buys? they moved almost all the media off to the side and 90% of the floor space is headphones, bluetooth speakers, fitness accessories (fitbit, crap like that) and cell phone/laptop sales areas that have their own checkout counters. there's only a couple checkout counters at the front. brave new world.

this sounds almost exactly like circuit city used to be set up

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:03 (ten years ago) link

Can't wait for the online sales tax to take effect and BestBuy realizes oh shit we suck because we suck, not because you can save 8% on Amazon.

pplains, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link

Best Buy's decline makes me so sad

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link

It hasn't been the same since people stopped buying Case Logic products.

pplains, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link

1) Yeah, but you'll need to make an installer from a USB disk or similar
2) They don't bother - they generally just swap the unit. There's a controversy over the idea that they might start to do some repairs in store.

stet, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link

Caek, you can but you need to put it on a usb first. So you download from the app store as normal, but don't actually install. The installer will be saved to your applications folder - inside that package (in contents/shared support/) is a disk image called InstallESD. Clone this to a USB in disk util or dd and voila, you can fresh install from that.

My friend's husband works in the wee one in stratford westfield. She says generally they tend to do a straight swap if in warranty - otherwise they send it off. They might do more in store at the bigger shops though?

(xp heh what stet said)

sktsh, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

oh here we go http://liondiskmaker.com/

sktsh, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link

thanks guys

iphone is a 4s, so it's like 18 months old, but it's under applecare. swap for a 5 would be nice. we'll see. (we'll also see if my german is up to this.)

caek, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link

thanks especially for saving me the bother of googling the usb trick!

caek, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link

good luck w/phone!

sktsh, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

what's the thinking on retina ipad mini? this year?

caek, Sunday, 19 May 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link

why don't they just make macbooks waterproof? so annoying.

Michigan seems like a dream to me now (Treeship), Sunday, 19 May 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link

i mean, my macbook is in the clear now, but it is so fragile and precarious, i almost don't want to take it anywhere

Michigan seems like a dream to me now (Treeship), Sunday, 19 May 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link

what's the thinking on retina ipad mini? this year?

― caek, Sunday, May 19, 2013 8:02 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hope so because I want one.

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Sunday, 19 May 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link

ich auch

caek, Sunday, 19 May 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link

i may have found this via gruber BUT it's a giant list of mainly otm

http://carpeaqua.com/2013/05/16/everything-apple-needs-to-introduce-at-wwdc-to-appease-the-internet/

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link

so much/many of apple's software/services is/are terrible and hacky atm

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/business/apple-avoided-billions-in-taxes-congressional-panel-says.html?hp

May 20, 2013
Apple’s Web of Tax Shelters Saved It Billions, Panel Finds
By NELSON D. SCHWARTZ and CHARLES DUHIGG
WASHINGTON — Even as Apple became the nation’s most profitable technology company, it avoided billions in taxes in the United States and around the world through a web of subsidiaries so complex it spanned continents and went beyond anything most experts had ever seen, Congressional investigators disclosed on Monday.

The investigation is expected to set up a potentially explosive confrontation between a bipartisan group of lawmakers and Timothy D. Cook, Apple’s chief executive, at a public hearing on Tuesday.

Congressional investigators found that some of Apple’s subsidiaries had no employees and were largely run by top officials from the company’s headquarters in Cupertino, Calif. But by officially locating them in places like Ireland, Apple was able to, in effect, make them stateless — exempt from taxes, record-keeping laws and the need for the subsidiaries to even file tax returns anywhere in the world.

“Apple wasn’t satisfied with shifting its profits to a low-tax offshore tax haven,” said Senator Carl Levin, a Michigan Democrat who is chairman of the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations that is holding the public hearing Tuesday into Apple’s use of tax havens. “Apple successfully sought the holy grail of tax avoidance. It has created offshore entities holding tens of billions of dollars while claiming to be tax resident nowhere.”

Thanks to what lawmakers called “gimmicks” and “schemes,” Apple was able to largely sidestep taxes on tens of billions of dollars it earned outside the United States in recent years. Last year, international operations accounted for 61 percent of Apple’s total revenue.

Investigators have not accused Apple of breaking any laws and the company is hardly the only American multinational to face scrutiny for using complex corporate structures and tax havens to sidestep taxes. In recent months, revelations from European authorities about the tax avoidance strategies used by Google, Starbucks and Amazon have all stirred public anger and spurred several European governments, as well as the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, a Paris-based research organization for the world’s richest countries, to discuss measures to close the loopholes.

Still, the findings about Apple were remarkable both for the enormous amount of money involved and the audaciousness of the company’s assertion that its subsidiaries are beyond the reach of any taxing authority.

“There is a technical term economists like to use for behavior like this,” said Edward Kleinbard, a law professor at the University of Southern California in Los Angeles and a former staff director at the Congressional Joint Committee on Taxation. “Unbelievable chutzpah.”

While Apple’s strategy is unusual in its scope and effectiveness, it underscores how riddled with loopholes the American corporate tax code has become, critics say. At the same time, it shows how difficult it will be for Washington to overhaul the tax system.

Over all, Apple’s tax avoidance efforts shifted at least $74 billion from the reach of the Internal Revenue Service between 2009 and 2012, the investigators said. That cash remains offshore, but Apple, which paid more than $6 billion in taxes in the United States last year on its American operations, could still have to pay federal taxes on it if the company were to return the money to its coffers in the United States.

John McCain of Arizona, who is the panel’s senior Republican, said: “Apple claims to be the largest U.S. corporate taxpayer, but by sheer size and scale, it is also among America’s largest tax avoiders.”

In prepared testimony expected to be delivered to the Senate committee by Mr. Cook and other Apple executives on Tuesday, the company said it “welcomes an objective examination of the U.S. corporate tax system, which has not kept pace with the advent of the digital age and the rapidly changing global economy.”

The executives plan to tell the lawmakers that Apple does not use tax gimmicks, according to the prepared testimony.

Mr. Cook is also expected to argue that some of Apple’s largest subsidiaries do not reduce Apple’s tax liability, and to press for a sweeping overhaul of the United States corporate tax code — in particular, by lowering rates on companies moving foreign overseas earnings back to the United States. Apple currently assigns more than $100 billion to offshore subsidiaries.

Atop Apple’s offshore network is a subsidiary named Apple Operations International, which is incorporated in Ireland — where Apple had negotiated a special corporate tax rate of 2 percent or less in recent years — but keeps its bank accounts and records in the United States and holds board meetings in California.

Because the United States bases residency on where companies are incorporated, while Ireland focuses on where they are managed and controlled, Apple Operations International was able to fall neatly between the cracks of the two countries’ jurisdictions.

Apple Operations International has not filed a tax return in Ireland, the United States or any other country over the last five years. It had income of $30 billion between 2009 and 2012. By shuttling revenue between international subsidiaries, Apple was able largely to sidestep paying taxes, Congressional investigators said.

In the prepared testimony, Apple executives disputed the characterization of Apple Operations International. “A.O.I. performs important business functions that facilitate and enhance Apple’s success in international markets,” the testimony states. “It is not a shell company.”

The Senate investigators also found evidence that the company turned over substantially less money to the government than its public filings indicated.

While the company cited an effective rate of 24 to 32 percent in its disclosures, its effective tax rate was 20.1 percent, based on the committee’s findings. And for a company of Apple’s size, the resulting difference was substantial — more than $8 billion in 2009, 2010 and 2011.

Because of these strategies, tax experts say, Washington is forced to rely more and heavily on payroll taxes and individual income taxes to finance the government’s operations. For example, in 2011, individual income taxes contributed $1.1 trillion to federal coffers, while corporate taxes added up to $181 billion.

As companies’ earnings have accumulated offshore, many executives have been pushing more aggressively for a tax holiday that would allow them to bring back funds at lower tax rates. Apple has recently announced that it will return $100 billion to shareholders over three years through a combination of dividends and purchases of its own shares. Though Apple has enough cash on hand to pay for those initiatives, the company recently announced it would take on $17 billion in debt, rather than bring overseas money back to the United States to avoid paying repatriation taxes on those returning funds.

“If Apple had used its overseas cash to fund this return of capital, the funds would have been diminished by the very high corporate U.S. tax rate of 35 percent,” Mr. Cook is planning to testify, according to the prepared text. Apple “believes the current system, which applies industrial era concepts to a digital economy, actually undermines U.S. competitiveness.”

Critics, however, say these so-called repatriation holidays, which bring back funds at lower tax rates, do virtually nothing to stimulate the economy and benefit only corporations, their executives and shareholders. Congress enacted a repatriation holiday in 2004, allowing corporations to bring back about $300 billion from overseas and pay just 5.25 percent rather than the regular 35 percent corporate rate.

But a study by the National Bureau of Economic Research found that 92 percent of the repatriated cash was used to pay for dividends, share buybacks or executive bonuses.

“Repatriations did not lead to an increase in domestic investment, employment or R.&D., even for the firms that lobbied for the tax holiday stating these intentions,” concluded the study, which was conducted by a team of three economists that included a former Bush administration official. Tuesday’s hearing on Capitol Hill, along with the disclosures about Apple’s tax policies, are likely to make lowering repatriation taxes a more difficult proposition for lawmakers to stomach, Congressional staff members said.

On Capitol Hill Monday, legislators made plain their fury over what they called Apple’s “egregious” and “outrageous” conduct.

While other companies have taken advantage of loopholes, Mr. Levin said, “I’ve never seen anything like this and we don’t know anybody who’s seen anything like this.”

Nelson D. Schwartz reported from Washington and Charles Duhigg from New York. David Kocieniewski contributed reporting from New York.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link

#livelikesteve amirite?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link

this is a sickness. cook should be drawn and quartered IMO.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link


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