why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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feel u, boo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link

^^ memeblind

Aimless, Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:30 (ten years ago) link

i wanna find whoever made it and tell them "there are people on the internet who think you did a really coherent job with the MSPaint and are willing to defend you and might possibly love you"

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:38 (ten years ago) link

, fuckers!

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:40 (ten years ago) link

He is a marshmallow man from a really really famous movie. Your universe of possible interpretations is pretty proscribed right from the get go.

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:41 (ten years ago) link

what's the movie got to do with it, that doesn't add context or make that brown line look any more like a stick or make it not look like the marshmallow man is like half a mile behind the house

really it makes it worse, i remember how tall the marshmallow man was in ghostbusters and he was not as short as this wunderkind meme-painter would like us to believe

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link

i thought the man on fire flying through the air was a separate meme that was being referenced that I did not get

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:52 (ten years ago) link

lol @ everyone misunderstanding that, actual lol

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link

that woman is so small!

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 May 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link

we're all Tuomases sometimes, it's just beautiful when more than one appears in the same place.

ohmigud (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 11 May 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link

at least i know i'm free

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 11 May 2013 02:07 (ten years ago) link

A confusion of Tuomases.

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Saturday, 11 May 2013 02:10 (ten years ago) link

I approve this message.

scintilla (seandalai), Saturday, 11 May 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link

facebook macros thats where I'm a viking etc

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link

Brown laser is laser that makes you poop when some asshole shines it in your face during his PowerPoint presentation

P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 11 May 2013 04:35 (ten years ago) link

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lviot77CUh1qzxhjjo1_500.gif

discreet, Saturday, 11 May 2013 06:49 (ten years ago) link

"1. brown laser
the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea
An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser."

DavidM, Saturday, 11 May 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link

plz look at original img and tell me that MSPaint thin brown line actually looks like a stick or that it looks like the marshmallow man is actually holding the stick

That MSPaint thin brown line actually looks like a stick and it looks like the marshmallow man is actually holding the stick. I mean, more than it looks like Mr Stay-Puft's famous brown laser.

DavidM, Saturday, 11 May 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7419/8728101551_2275e48c29.jpg

Bnad, Saturday, 11 May 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

the mother's vague regret! must this really be the way of things? she supposes it is for the best.

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 11 May 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link

Mothboy must at least be given the chance to have a normal childhood

乒乓, Saturday, 11 May 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link

As far as I can see, the USA indoctrinates kids to harbor grandiose dreams of fame and fortune in imaginary artistic careers and generally overinflates their sense of their own talent.

Aimless, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

Aimless OTM. This leads later to at best, a jaded distrust in all hopes and dreams, or at worst - crippling depression and inability to cope within society.

a giant death ray seems a bit overkill (Viceroy), Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link

Keep clipping those wings, 50s parents, you had the right idea after all...

a giant death ray seems a bit overkill (Viceroy), Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link

the scissors tho u r not holding them at the correct angle

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link

youll maybe clip off a tiny bit of wing that way

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link

dad's murderous look indicates he might be holding the scissors so as to cut off boy's head and not wings

O_O

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link

i think it's good to encourage kids' creativity. no sense adapting our personalities to capitalism even if we do need to adapt our careers that way.

Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link

i agree basically - if there's a problem - i don't think there's really a problem - it's about encouraging aspirations which are attuned to the sickest fantasies of capitalist society rather than encouraging fantasy in itself - fuck dealing with the hegemonic version of reality

Koné 2013 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link

Don't look so sad, kid. Those wings were useless except as decoration anyway. And it would be hell to find clothes that fit you.

Aimless, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link

having wings like that would just encourage destructive fantasies of masked vigilantism.

Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link

but he could FLY TO SCHOOL that would be rad

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link

His body would have to shrink considerably if those sized wings were ever going to get him so much as an inch off the ground.

Aimless, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link

i wonder if he would get more or less OK Cupid messages as an adult with those wings

Treeship, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link

You should NOT message me if...your wingspan is less than 6'0''. Sorry guys... nothing personal but I just do not go for chickadees. Bonus points if you have tailfeathers too...or can shake it like you got em ;)

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 May 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link

That one friend with the high-school bad-girl regret macros occasionally posts things like this:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/947292_364687916964646_772715982_n.jpg

karl lagerlout (suzy), Saturday, 11 May 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link

steve's looking pretty good these days

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link

decided to be unapologetically himself, i heard

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link

“How would your life be different if…You stopped making negative judgmental assumptions about people you encounter? Let today be the day…You look for the good in everyone you meet and respect their journey.”
― Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free

Yeah quit being judgmental and respect Steve's journey.

Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link

Breakin down the beauty myth one macro at a time

...and airbrushed like crazy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 12 May 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link

steve maraboli and marc loi should totally hang out.

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Sunday, 12 May 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link

A damning indictment of the mysterious, unnamed man at bottom.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 May 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link


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