that site is literally a one-shot gag
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link
you could say the same thing about @KattWillFerrell but that would miss the point entirely.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:22 (ten years ago) link
the average onion article is pretty funny wtf
― balls, Sunday, 12 May 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link
yeah dayo you're nuts
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 May 2013 01:51 (ten years ago) link
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, May 11, 2013 8:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
thats also p lame
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 May 2013 05:30 (ten years ago) link
itt mom and dad fite
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 12 May 2013 07:34 (ten years ago) link
lol i love kattwillferrell
― max, Sunday, 12 May 2013 12:39 (ten years ago) link
some of the weird twitter dudes are getting into it with a libertarian psychotic econoblog troll i 'follow'. worlds collide.
― goole, Monday, 13 May 2013 04:48 (ten years ago) link
haha who would that be
btw i think val kilmer possesses the finest account on twitter
― 乒乓, Monday, 13 May 2013 11:54 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/333785323861581824
there's... a lot more
― goole, Monday, 13 May 2013 13:05 (ten years ago) link
the bro_pair/yglesias 'feud' has been literally my favorite internet thing
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 13 May 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link
love a photo from val
― ogmor, Monday, 13 May 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link
bro_pair is a little much for me, also wrote a horrendous article about yacht rock for jacobin
― max, Monday, 13 May 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
bro pair is the glenn greenwald of weird twitter, 90% denunciations
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 May 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
is he the same guy as mobute or just a guy who's like exactly the same
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 13 May 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
who can say really
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 May 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link
also wrote a horrendous article about yacht rock for jacobin
― max, Monday, May 13, 2013 6:02 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 13 May 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
ya i had to unfollow bro pair at one point, 2 much
― 乒乓, Monday, 13 May 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
this article is still so ridic http://jacobinmag.com/2012/09/the-yacht-rock-counterrevolution/
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 13 May 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link
Haha wow
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 13 May 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link
by General Gandhi
lmao
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 13 May 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link
No, the importance of that mummery of an awards ceremony was not musical, but political and cultural – what it reflected about the garden of nightmares America had become.
lol gtfo here with that
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 May 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link
i loved that article, it was barmy
― caek, Monday, 13 May 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
jerry icy @dangerousneil 30 Apr 12is there anybody out there [static] i repeat [static] can eat too much pizza [screaming and crying] we were wrong [static] pizza [static]
― you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Monday, 13 May 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link
everybody otm re: bro pair. i like mobute (though that gawker self-doxxing was the ugliest voluntary unmasking since kiss was promoting lick it up).
― balls, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 05:15 (ten years ago) link
mobute can turn a phrase. his breitbart obit was all time.
otoh this bro_pair brendle faceoff was great: http://www.mrdestructo.com/2013/04/point-counterpoint-is-satire-even-thing.html
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 05:26 (ten years ago) link
stolas @prince_stolas 3m@WIZARDISHUNGRY Your tail, if any, turns ruby and has an orgasm, then you become a teenager.
tryna throw us off the trail
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 01:13 (ten years ago) link
Greg @weedguy420bonerPussy look like a *slowed down voice* soft shell crab
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:08 (ten years ago) link
my favorite variant of that joke:
Celebrity@FamousCeleb*puffs on pipe* *turns pipe around and points while stroking chin with other hand* *clears throat* Pussy Look Like Fold Up Piece Of Ham
― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:19 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/_yourdm
― 0808ɹƃ (silby), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 06:40 (ten years ago) link
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco 1mBreaking news this is a first folks las vegas police was just at my house i have been charged with rape by a susie bell from las vegas
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link
Eli Langer @EliLanger 3m@JoseCanseco Call 1-800-LAWYER. Use coupon code "Twitter" for 10% discount. Good luck.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
this is way fucked up
― goole, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco 8m7027899844 this is susie bells number call her media ask her if she will take a polygraph.lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link
posting her name, phone number and photos of her is next level escalation, well done jose. this will play well in any legal proceedings.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
uh
― goole, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
good thing you reposted it in case the tweet gets deleted
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 May 2013 09:08 (ten years ago) link
right??
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 23 May 2013 10:55 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/ValEKilmer/status/337707333612359680
I love u val
― 乒乓, Thursday, 23 May 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link
the thing about his dead brother was o_O
― goole, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link
looks like he deleted it!
one tweet was sth like "this painting is by my brother, who died, i think about him every day" [link to an instagram of a painting]
the next one was like "apologies, painting not by my brother"
― goole, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
haaaaah
― 乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
so he's really into collages now?
ok idk if this is "weird twitter" but it's def weird, twitter
i tweet v infrequently; a couple weeks ago i said something about a local band. this tweet has attracted likes from four fake spam bot accts, spouting nonsense (for 1 day!) inna horse_ebooks style
Lane Mohammed @BrynnjyxaMarcene Dinkin @KareyzmqrCarita Friedt @JeanicecvhgFreddie Kuehne @Vikivvtj
the first three have urls that all resolve to a follower shop (http://followersdelivery.com/) probably the most depressing thing i can think of besides genocide or josef fritzl tbh
the last one bears a blacklisted link to "betterjesus.info/[etc etc]", no thanks.
i guess this kind of stuff must be pretty common if you're on twitter a lot? the mystery to me is what was in that tweet that attracted this attention
― goole, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
it's too bad these bots only run for 24 hours, they are p funny:
https://twitter.com/Vikivvtj/status/336414855949078529https://twitter.com/Vikivvtj/status/336561001996632065
― goole, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link
that kind of thing is so hilarious/cool/creepy to me--like weird modern-day numbers stations
ken layne wrote a small thing about it http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/spy-twitter-is-weird-twitte
― max, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link
that's a great article. it's def the feeling i get when i see one of these notifications pop up. what reaction is this supposed to get from me? and if not me, whom? what's the frequency, kenneth?
this set of accts are almost certainly just spam for that 'business' but again i have to wonder what they keyed to
― goole, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link
I get followed by a ton of noname rap producer bots
― 乒乓, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
the actual bots and what they tweet reminds me of like, blogspot comment spam
― 乒乓, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
i kinda want to buy 10k followers its only $80
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link