why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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lol

human after y'all (Treeship), Sunday, 12 May 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hqttppr.jpg

乒乓, Sunday, 12 May 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link

''Hoom, hoom,'' added Treebeard.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

The day they took that photo, John Lennon had been tripping on pure grade LSD for 300 days in a row. In that photo he just noticed a giant purple paramecium floating through the wall.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

yeah but which bee?

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 13 May 2013 04:50 (ten years ago) link

the bee that rests upon a leaf in the cosmos, staring down at tiny earth

ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 13 May 2013 04:51 (ten years ago) link

which man then

pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 04:52 (ten years ago) link

I must bee strong, and carry on

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 13 May 2013 04:53 (ten years ago) link

maybe the man is Albert Einstein?

ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 13 May 2013 04:53 (ten years ago) link

Albert Einstein was a bit out of his area of expertise there.

Aimless, Monday, 13 May 2013 04:58 (ten years ago) link

if e=m (b x b), then yeah, we're all dead.

pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:04 (ten years ago) link

bee-lack holes?

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:04 (ten years ago) link

Also wish I knew how to make a superscript 2.

pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:05 (ten years ago) link

I'm trolling (in the fishing sense) through this guy's page. He's an old guy up on the ridge who puts up at least one macro a day.

They all look like this:

http://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/934896_267215146758515_1687430221_n.jpg

It took me a second to figure out what was going on. On my first computer, when I'd make photo edits within whatever was Mac Paint, they'd have those letterboxes at the top too. But this guy, this guy, he's taking a screenshot of his iPhone and then posting that to his page.

Oldies. They're funny, aren't they? Check out some more of his humor.

http://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/p480x480/249040_263972370416126_224459881_n.jpg

pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:15 (ten years ago) link

and don't forget to laughloudtoday.

pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:16 (ten years ago) link

"Hey, Pleasant Plains. I think that's enough racist Faceb – SHUT UP I'M STILL TALKING.

pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:20 (ten years ago) link

I'm trolling (in the fishing sense)

trawling?

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:28 (ten years ago) link

fwiw i'm impressed that this old guy knows how to take screenshots on his phone

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:29 (ten years ago) link

*trouting

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:38 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/gOl15.jpg

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:45 (ten years ago) link

dave matthews: name your reasons they are so damned and excommunicated

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:47 (ten years ago) link

http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/e/e5/TheBee.PNG

"I'm the Bee. Like, from Nature?"

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 May 2013 05:59 (ten years ago) link

that "shut up i'm still talking" group seems like a real gold mine of awful. Most of them are about God... I wonder if the idea is that He is the one who's still talking. Which gets kind of goofy really:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/945564_387987747972217_981250848_n.jpg

No matter how big or small your problem is ...I'll be there! SHUT UP I'M STILL TALKING

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 May 2013 06:01 (ten years ago) link

the watermark has the effect of the site seeming like an ineffectual bit of background noise

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 13 May 2013 06:04 (ten years ago) link

Kind of surprising really that a trolling motor hasn't become some sort of meme about people who disrupt threads.

http://www.endlessmtnstores.com/EMS_Images/MinnKota/25413.gif

pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link

aw, good times

tweeship journey to 77 (mh), Monday, 13 May 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

Next Eddie Murphy movie: if Eddie talks to anyone, his body is enveloped by flowers and he dies of starvation

P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link


Raise your words,
not your voice.
It is oats that
horses eat,
not music.

- Marley

pplains, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link

So raise your glass if
you are wrong
in all the right ways

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/AYN81Eq.png

Je55e, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:30 (ten years ago) link

did they throw any mortar?

Aimless, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:32 (ten years ago) link

frosting, dude

j., Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:35 (ten years ago) link

Is "bricks" a new slang for "fonts"?

pplains, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 05:07 (ten years ago) link

A Successful
woman
Is one
build
who can
a firm foundation
with the
others
Bricks
have THROWN at her

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 05:10 (ten years ago) link

"I DON'T MIND PERFORATED CARDBOARD"

pplains, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:34 (ten years ago) link

who gives a rat's ass if they pray. god forbid the program is just stupid. anyway i don't watch the beard channel

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:39 (ten years ago) link

hahaha

carl agatha, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:54 (ten years ago) link

beard channel

carl agatha, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:54 (ten years ago) link

Note: I would watch the beard channel, but not if there's a bunch of praying on it.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:55 (ten years ago) link

Is there anything more stupefying than watching a bunch of people pray on television?

Aimless, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link

Watching people fish? (Bassmasters, etc)

nickn, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link

Just so everybody knows, "SHTF" seems to be the new survivalist/prepper code-word of the week? Stands for Shit Hits The Fan. Don't know who's who anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBQLGq8L2cY

how's life, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link

fishing shows are awesome

golf sux

tweeship journey to 77 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link

wtshtf was very popular among y2k alarmists, so it is a good 15 years old by now. so was teotwawki (the end of the world as we know it). so was "drinking dog piss from a rusty hubcap" (no abbreviation for this one).

Aimless, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link

Aimless, do you have an intimate relationship to the prepper movement?

Mordy , Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link


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