this is the thread where you copy and paste whatever other posts on ilx made you laugh out loud

"I'm Wangvaj Raggett and this is my sister Ballcunny. We hate our father."

-- Geir Hongro (geirhong@.), March 5th, 2003 11:01 PM

It's like caffienated chickens in a lobster pot.
-- Michael Stuchbery (mikeybidnes...) (webmail), March 5th, 2003 7:38 PM. (later)

[snip]

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), March 6th, 2003.

(the chortlesomeness of this sentence is rather offset by Marcello's later comments, but that line did make me snigger. read the full post here: This Is The Thread Where You KEEP ON SHOUTING FOR THE MODERATOR! DV)

Thanks Tom!

-- Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), March 7th, 2003. (later) (link)

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Even I though that was creepy Martin.

-- Graham (dtc...), March 7th, 2003. (later) (link)

A restraining order.
-- Graham (dtc...), March 7th, 2003 12:01 AM.

-- Alan Conceicao (scepticunivers...), March 6th, 2003.

-- Geoff (pissingintherive...), June 17th, 2001.

George S (livinginthepast2@cs.com), March 6th, 2003

"It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years."
-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), March 7th, 2003 10:49 AM. (later)

I have it on good authority Lara has an extra teat from which her familiar suckles by moonlight.
-- Madchen (madchen_in_unifor...), March 6th, 2003 1:15 PM. (later)

1. Don't Tell Me the Truth About Love by Dan Rhodes
2. Feast: A History of Grand Eating by Roy Strong
3. Indulgence: Around the World in Search of Chocolate by Paul Richardson
4. The True History of Chocolate by Sophie D. Coe, Michael D. Coe
5. Favourite Sweets and Toffee Recipes: Traditional Home-made Confectionary (Favourite Recipies Series) by Carol Wilson, Birkett Foster (Illustrator)
6. Food: A History by Felipe Fernandez-Armesto
7. Double Fold: Libraries and the Assault on Paper by Nicholson Baker
8. The Sandman: Preludes and Nocturnes (The Sandman) by Neil Gaiman, et al
9. A New Way to Cook by Sally Schneider, Maria Robledo (Photographer)
10. A Mind of Its Own: a Cultural History of the Penis by David M. Friedman
11. The Little Friend by Donna Tartt
12. The Sandman Library 4: Season of Mists (The Sandman)
by Neil Gaiman, et al
13. Speaker for the Dead: Book 2 of the "Ender" Saga (The Ender Saga) by Orson Scott Card
14. Stupid White Men ... and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation! by Michael Moore
15. Barcelona Plates by Alexei Sayle

I don't even like chocolate and penises that much.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), March 7th, 2003. (later)

My mom, on the other hand, gave me a book by Dr. James Dobson about adolescence. She highlighted a section of the book where it said Jesus never masturbated, plus she cut out an Ann Landers column and put it on my bedroom door. It said that if you masturbated you were no longer a virgin.

Suffice it so say my parents were divorced.

--Yanc3y

It was the closing comment on this that had me rolling

It would be much cooler to say "I refute you THUS."
-- Colin Meeder (amisrau...), March 7th, 2003. (Mert)

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JUST FUCK YOU YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK
-- N. (nickdastoo...), March 7th, 2003.

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Hi!
-- conner Smedley (conner66...), February 3rd, 2003.

this is like starting a thread called "members of daft punk who might be french".
-- Dave M. (pton_mwaa...), March 6th, 2003

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JUST FUCK YOU YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK
-- N. (nickdastoo...), March 7th, 2003.

-- Ally (mlescau...), March 7th, 2003 6:25 PM. (later)

Love is a beautiful thing, kids.

My mom, on the other hand, gave me a book by Dr. James Dobson about adolescence. She highlighted a section of the book where it said Jesus never masturbated, plus she cut out an Ann Landers column and put it on my bedroom door. It said that if you masturbated you were no longer a virgin.

Suffice it so say my parents were divorced.

- Yanc3y on the "the talk" thread.

-- mei (meirion.lewi...), March 8th, 2003. (later)

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Is that about sex?
-- Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), March 8th, 2003. (later)

(To be honest I kind of felt obliged to play up to my image there. I did study maths at Cambridge, briefly, and I do know a little about the subject. Or did once...)

Wow.

i swa this t shirt designed for 5 year old girls that said im all about the pretty.

guess who isnt 5 ?

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), February 21st, 2003 7:22 PM.