why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Watching people fish? (Bassmasters, etc)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqLbQp4xZVs

looll okay maybe I need to watch bassmaster

or maybe I just love bloopers

omg that never gets old

irl lolz at falling in the water w the battery

omg the boat on the fallen log looooooool

non stop lols

he's so dang likable when he's screwing up

ok that convinced me never to go fishing because of the imminent risk of falling into water.

I'm going to watch this ASAP, but really, falling into lake water is not traumatic, sterling

There's an eight-minute version of that video, but it's got hillbilly music dubbed loudly on it.

that swan is so hard

I've been chased by swans and geese before - as soon as I saw it's head down like that I was practically shouting RUUUUUUUUUUN

fuck you apostrophe

aw

i was chased by pelicans once

fuck that shit

also emus, which are savage bastards

emus are bastards! cassowaries too

fuck a cassowary

emu pecked at my crotch once

'er indoors was once charged by an elephant that frightened itself so much that it stopped charging

free elephant

terrible joke

dying irl tbh

oh god i only just got it

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/264471_651660728193922_744516448_n.jpg

my son has got into this

NV Jr. OTM

favorite Prepper phrase is WROL - without rule of law; basically carte blanche to hole up in your shelter and shoot anyone who comes near

gf and I went to a prepper convention here for lols, found out that freeze-dried fruit (and corn! just freeze-dried corn kernels) is basically the greatest movie snack ever

"for lols"

my students put those dubious quotes (e.g. the ones where everything ever said about womanhood is attributed to marilyn monroe) in their papers/speeches all the time, and I have to remind them about due diligence

A while ago I had to look up the full quote for "All men dream, but not equally" from TE Lawrence (aka Lawrence of Arabia), so I googled the first line & was confused to find the quote written out as a poem attributed to *DH Lawrence* on a bunch of sites.

wtf, internet

WTF!?! Don't these people even know the difference between a tight end and a designated hitter?

feel like there's a gay joke to be made there

may have been posted already but this thread is almost 9000 posts long and loading it with all the images takes forever so dealwithit.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bd807033be7887e1d08fb29763ea3b6/tumblr_mmr1tg53J21qzgnzho1_1280.jpg

lol devry

Should I be embarrassed for laughing so hard at that? I can't even tell anymore.

whole thing just kills me tbh

barbecued his dick for an hour looooooool
omg

images with text done right

A+

Knew Dracula LOL

ilx should do an ornaldo bloomps one and see if it takes off

here you go

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/bloomps.jpg

here's one I did last year.

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/ripneil.jpg

that einstein shit just killed me

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--oz2wdoAbf4/T1YpCt5KDwI/AAAAAAAADl4/q0DdNrWOS-0/s800/IMG_1532.JPG

I is?

You is going upstairs.

that movie was so awful

when i first saw that neal arm strong one i lost my shit for at least 14 minutes