why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

emu pecked at my crotch once

'er indoors was once charged by an elephant that frightened itself so much that it stopped charging

free elephant

terrible joke

dying irl tbh

oh god i only just got it

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my son has got into this

NV Jr. OTM

favorite Prepper phrase is WROL - without rule of law; basically carte blanche to hole up in your shelter and shoot anyone who comes near

gf and I went to a prepper convention here for lols, found out that freeze-dried fruit (and corn! just freeze-dried corn kernels) is basically the greatest movie snack ever

"for lols"

my students put those dubious quotes (e.g. the ones where everything ever said about womanhood is attributed to marilyn monroe) in their papers/speeches all the time, and I have to remind them about due diligence

A while ago I had to look up the full quote for "All men dream, but not equally" from TE Lawrence (aka Lawrence of Arabia), so I googled the first line & was confused to find the quote written out as a poem attributed to *DH Lawrence* on a bunch of sites.

wtf, internet

WTF!?! Don't these people even know the difference between a tight end and a designated hitter?

feel like there's a gay joke to be made there

may have been posted already but this thread is almost 9000 posts long and loading it with all the images takes forever so dealwithit.jpg

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lol devry

Should I be embarrassed for laughing so hard at that? I can't even tell anymore.

whole thing just kills me tbh

barbecued his dick for an hour looooooool
omg

images with text done right

A+

Knew Dracula LOL

ilx should do an ornaldo bloomps one and see if it takes off

here you go

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/bloomps.jpg

here's one I did last year.

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/ripneil.jpg

that einstein shit just killed me

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I is?

You is going upstairs.

that movie was so awful

when i first saw that neal arm strong one i lost my shit for at least 14 minutes

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oh. and it's from the I Speak Female facebook page.

jesus christ

worse than my coworkers going on about antioxidants all the time

in the future doctors will just smush banana all over your cancer

mashed banana mashed banana, mashed banana mashed banana

The Velvet Underground and Cancer

overripe bananas are higher gi iirc

enjoy your cancer-free diabetes, facebook users

i like the concluding sentence.

(not the one at the bottom)

yellow skin banana with dark spots on it is playing at my house my house

you don't understand, 'yellow skin banana with dark spots on it' is the name of

I just smoke overripe banana peels

OTOH you don't really need an excuse to eat bananas, do you?

in fact, i'm going to eat one right now

fascist

heh, one of my close friends is sooo allergic

poor guy accidentally drank part of a smoothie with banana in it and vomited so hard he blew out a vein in his eye

holy fuks

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thanking u zachlyon. I will share this with him tomorrow.

the best part was when he had this red blotch on his eyeball and was asking me, "hmm, do these heal, or do I just have a red blotch now?" all casual. poor guy had a baby at home, I don't think he'd have been phased either wat