why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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WTF!?! Don't these people even know the difference between a tight end and a designated hitter?

Aimless, Thursday, 16 May 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link

feel like there's a gay joke to be made there

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link

may have been posted already but this thread is almost 9000 posts long and loading it with all the images takes forever so dealwithit.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bd807033be7887e1d08fb29763ea3b6/tumblr_mmr1tg53J21qzgnzho1_1280.jpg

lol devry

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

Should I be embarrassed for laughing so hard at that? I can't even tell anymore.

carl agatha, Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

whole thing just kills me tbh

barbecued his dick for an hour looooooool
omg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link

images with text done right

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link

A+

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link

Knew Dracula LOL

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link

ilx should do an ornaldo bloomps one and see if it takes off

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link

here you go

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/bloomps.jpg

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link

here's one I did last year.

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/ripneil.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link

that einstein shit just killed me

polyphonic, Thursday, 16 May 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link

I is?

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link

You is going upstairs.

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link

that movie was so awful

balls, Friday, 17 May 2013 00:17 (ten years ago) link

when i first saw that neal arm strong one i lost my shit for at least 14 minutes

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 May 2013 01:12 (ten years ago) link

oh. and it's from the I Speak Female facebook page.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:16 (ten years ago) link

jesus christ

worse than my coworkers going on about antioxidants all the time

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:17 (ten years ago) link

in the future doctors will just smush banana all over your cancer

mashed banana mashed banana, mashed banana mashed banana

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:19 (ten years ago) link

The Velvet Underground and Cancer

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:20 (ten years ago) link

overripe bananas are higher gi iirc

enjoy your cancer-free diabetes, facebook users

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:21 (ten years ago) link

i like the concluding sentence.

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:30 (ten years ago) link

(not the one at the bottom)

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:30 (ten years ago) link

yellow skin banana with dark spots on it is playing at my house my house

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:33 (ten years ago) link

you don't understand, 'yellow skin banana with dark spots on it' is the name of

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:46 (ten years ago) link

I just smoke overripe banana peels

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:46 (ten years ago) link

OTOH you don't really need an excuse to eat bananas, do you?

in fact, i'm going to eat one right now

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link

fascist

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link

heh, one of my close friends is sooo allergic

poor guy accidentally drank part of a smoothie with banana in it and vomited so hard he blew out a vein in his eye

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link

holy fuks

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 17 May 2013 03:43 (ten years ago) link

thanking u zachlyon. I will share this with him tomorrow.

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:20 (ten years ago) link

the best part was when he had this red blotch on his eyeball and was asking me, "hmm, do these heal, or do I just have a red blotch now?" all casual. poor guy had a baby at home, I don't think he'd have been phased either wat

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:21 (ten years ago) link

*way

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:21 (ten years ago) link

chicks dig red eyeball blotches

this thread is way better when drinking

alfreb einstime

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:54 (ten years ago) link

blowing eyeball veins is a surprisngly common side-effect of sex, due to sudden increase in blood pressure

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 17 May 2013 05:57 (ten years ago) link

mashed banana mashed banana, mashed banana mashed banana

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hearing this to the tune of "Black & Yellow"

Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 May 2013 08:53 (ten years ago) link

Clearly a defensive play by a recently jilted inadequate lover.

carl agatha, Friday, 17 May 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link

I thought that @ was a © for a second.

pplains, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link

Teddii Cabreja clearly doesn't know that Dr. Joyce Brothers told Conan O'Brien that women simply do not care if that nigga got a lil dick.

Aimless, Friday, 17 May 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

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i know we don't put links in here, but someone posted this on fb and it's basically the essence of all these memes anyway and also the worst thing ever omg i'm crying

I'm going to need to read this in stages

I got to 'squeals like a toddler when the new National Geographic arrives' and closed the browser

uggggggggggggggggggggggghhh

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link


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