why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

no, floppy ham is better on pizza than bacon, bacon always ends up tough and burnt

but everything is worse with pineapple

burnt bacon? get a new pizza store ffs

Pineapple on pizza is the wrongest thing.

theres no reason for the bacon to be burnt, it should be all diced up into v small pieces, if you have whole pieces it can be not the best pizza biting experience

and pineapple is the best topping obvs

pineapple on pizza <-- poll

nah i've never had a good experience with bacon on pizza, it just doesn't belong there. too salty anyway

Tell that to the anchovies!

no this is how robots and dinosaurs interact

http://users.rcn.com/rschrade/fite.jpg

back to the bumper stickers

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/426467_10151264716545933_706095903_n.jpg

(as in, people sharing them via fb)

http://i.imgur.com/21xuCBX.jpg

shd've been J Kyle instead of P Moron shurely

http://i.imgur.com/hMlkraV.jpg

I love this macro

Give the stick.
...DON'T GIVE HER THE STICK

i don't know how i feel about that whole thing, but "ride in on yr beautiful leather canine" is one for the ages

original draft of lyrics to billy joel's "tell her about it"

"love her balls and die"

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/942080_591786550852606_1922769611_n.jpg

oops. https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/942080_591786550852606_1922769611_n.jpg

A girl as wife? Are we talking child bride here?

Birds eh can't live with em can't live without em

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/969117_382174828554270_656578027_n.jpg

thanks invisible yoyo man

If you love a flower, water it so that it may grow. If you love your grandma, waterboard her so that she'll reveal the location of her Oreos.

- Osho

i only love flowers when they're dead and no longer pose a threat to me and my family

On second thought, if a flower is planted in a pot, you may pick it up, because it won't die if you pick up the whole pot along with the flower. But don't drop the pot.

- Osho

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Rajneeshee_bioterror_attack

- Osho

Yeah, Osho is one of the aliases of the guy most people know as the Bagwhan Shree Rajneesh. As an Oregonian I have many memories of his criminal syndicate and its activities.

http://oi3.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

Fosho

Yeah, Osho is one of the aliases of the guy most people know as the Bagwhan Shree Rajneesh. As an Oregonian I have many memories of his criminal syndicate and its activities.

oh THAT guy

he is v handsome

If you love a pizza,

love her? i barely

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=615438961800512&set=a.472913242719752.114347.472911019386641&type=1&ref=nf

goddamnit.

http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/942023_615438961800512_1560835290_n.jpg

"yo, stop smiling, i don't think you heard me right. teddy bears be straight up grindin, 24/7, seen? i know you saw ted. so let's make sure we got this straight. DON'T MAKE ME REGRET IT." <punches you in the nuts>

it's hard out here for a hoos

If you love an Osho, let Bhagwans be Bhagwans.

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will someone please put these words over a photo of Bob Marley and then credit it to Katy Perry?

We encounter the unconscious with our consciousness, we fall out of time and stretch this moment.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/261405_616317395060186_351540250_n.jpg

life is way too 'shopped

why did i go to that website and what the hell is this

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UdjdxN7DiNo/UTdlkjzQUSI/AAAAAAAAAYA/nxuBsE_0ICc/s1600/561159_483657571659503_920530985_n.jpg

I believe that is the last thing the photographer saw before the alien got him/her

they put five people's legs in each of those legs

legs like challah bread

woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh I got the legs like challah

"Life is way too short... to compete in track and field events against veiny giants"

That person's knees look insufficient to the task of being knees in those legs.