pineapple on pizza

I had an awesome pizza with leeks on it too. Need to start cooking more with leeks. leeks leeks leeks

whoever made that egg pizza should have a drone sent to their house and a photograph of their respective head of state grinning, thumbs aloft, next to the charred remains of their house printed on their tombstone.

forget pineapple on pizza, whatabout pineapple on a burger?

That's what I was talking about upthread, the runny egg on top of the pizza! I had this in Bordeaux and it's great, I swear to God.

what about pineapple on a disgusting runny egg

what about pineapple on a big smelly butt

that french pizza looks good you are all really weird

japanese pizza on the other hand

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aw thats just unpleasant

bitter earth

pineapple pizza is not my favorite, i mean it's ok. actively gross the morning after though. congealed cheese skin shrinking away from semi-solid yellow lump holes.

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lagoon why really man why.

do you guys think it's settled in a puddle of urine or that its stained the water with its runoff?

i've had lots of solid japanese pizza.

there was this place i used to go... looked sort of like a toned down olive garden, red white checked tablecloths under plexiglass. the pizza was over the top pizza hut japan innovations dignified by an east asian ideal of authentic italian. my go-to was, blistered crust light on cheese, mayo + tuna + potato. i think mayonnaise on pizzas is tremendous.

I had rly awesome pizza in Brussels once

also I wd totally fuck w/ some leek pizza

actually now that I think of it I have made that before (crimini mushrooms, leeks, garlic sauteed in butter and evoo)

which ninja turtle are you dylannn

raphael.

Cool but rude

the moist patch of dough that you find under the pineapple on a pizza is the gastronomic equivalent of lying down on the damp patch after sex

That's why pineapple goes on top.

(in a manner of speaking)

Or comes last, if you prefer.

i think mayonnaise on pizzas is tremendous.

Never in my lifetime did I ever think I would read this sentence.

Mayonnaise makes sense on flammekueches but not on pizzas, no.

was gonna write "disgusting savages," but it's already a poll choice and therefore accurate of anyone who likes this abomination.

kewpie mayo on everything

is this some british thing where the pineapple goes under the tomato sauce or something?

a friend of mine has a genuine hatred of mixing fruit in with anything (the sweet and sour world).
raisins in curries, pineapples on pizza etc.
i never thought about the whole concept of this until he ranted at me for an hour re the sheer evilness of such a thing.
personally, ham + pineapple pizza = perfection ...

xp no - every pizza with pineapple I've seen in the UK has had the pineapple added on top as the last ingredient

pineapple does tend to displace everything beaneath it though ime

If the pineapple slices are as thin (or thinner) than the canadian bacon next to it, almost edible. Dole chunks = blow chunks.

Other disgusting-savage ingredients on pizza: sweetcorn, barbecued chicken.

I like big chunks on my pizza.

...and Chinese style chicken on a pizza is really good.

i'm a disgusting savage in that i do like chicken on pizza. almost anything else that isn't "traditional," though, is a non-starter.

i mean -- once i tried a ham-pizza, which i thought would be OK (since other types of swine meat on pizza is OK). maybe the pizzeria just sucked, or they used Oscar Meyer ham or something, but that ham-pizza was one of the most vile things i've ever eaten.

xxp general tso's chicken pizza

the moist patch of dough that you find under the pineapple on a pizza is the gastronomic equivalent of lying down on the damp patch after sex

― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:29 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes yes yes yes absolutely a billion times yes

guess that makes eating the pineapple off a pizza the gastronomic equivalent of having sex, a+

xp: what the fuck is this moist patch of dough bullshit? that never happens. stop lying about life!

why are you looking under the toppings

"let's see what we find under here"
*does the gastronomic equiv of lying down*
"ewww, moist"

i think mayonnaise on pizzas is tremendous.

this is what happens when otherwise right-thinking societies fail to ban mayonnaise and make the manufacture or use thereof a capital offense

The 441st Stormed The Beaches Of Iwo Jima So That You Could Put Mayonnaise On Your Pizza, Never Forget

mayonaise can get fucked