the moist patch of dough that you find under the pineapple on a pizza is the gastronomic equivalent of lying down on the damp patch after sex
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
That's why pineapple goes on top.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
(in a manner of speaking)
Or comes last, if you prefer.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
i think mayonnaise on pizzas is tremendous.
Never in my lifetime did I ever think I would read this sentence.
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
Mayonnaise makes sense on flammekueches but not on pizzas, no.
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
was gonna write "disgusting savages," but it's already a poll choice and therefore accurate of anyone who likes this abomination.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
kewpie mayo on everything
― 乒乓, Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
is this some british thing where the pineapple goes under the tomato sauce or something?
― how's life, Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
a friend of mine has a genuine hatred of mixing fruit in with anything (the sweet and sour world).raisins in curries, pineapples on pizza etc.i never thought about the whole concept of this until he ranted at me for an hour re the sheer evilness of such a thing.personally, ham + pineapple pizza = perfection ...
― mark e, Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
xp no - every pizza with pineapple I've seen in the UK has had the pineapple added on top as the last ingredient
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
pineapple does tend to displace everything beaneath it though ime
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
If the pineapple slices are as thin (or thinner) than the canadian bacon next to it, almost edible. Dole chunks = blow chunks.
Other disgusting-savage ingredients on pizza: sweetcorn, barbecued chicken.
― on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
I like big chunks on my pizza.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
...and Chinese style chicken on a pizza is really good.
i'm a disgusting savage in that i do like chicken on pizza. almost anything else that isn't "traditional," though, is a non-starter.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
i mean -- once i tried a ham-pizza, which i thought would be OK (since other types of swine meat on pizza is OK). maybe the pizzeria just sucked, or they used Oscar Meyer ham or something, but that ham-pizza was one of the most vile things i've ever eaten.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
xxp general tso's chicken pizza
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:29 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes yes yes yes absolutely a billion times yes
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 25 May 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
guess that makes eating the pineapple off a pizza the gastronomic equivalent of having sex, a+
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 May 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
xp: what the fuck is this moist patch of dough bullshit? that never happens. stop lying about life!
― how's life, Saturday, 25 May 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
why are you looking under the toppings
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, 25 May 2013 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
"let's see what we find under here"*does the gastronomic equiv of lying down*"ewww, moist"
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, 25 May 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
this is what happens when otherwise right-thinking societies fail to ban mayonnaise and make the manufacture or use thereof a capital offense
― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
The 441st Stormed The Beaches Of Iwo Jima So That You Could Put Mayonnaise On Your Pizza, Never Forget
― 乒乓, Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
mayonaise can get fucked
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
mayonnaise can get the gastronomical equivalent of fucked
― mookieproof, Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
mayonnaise on french fries is awesome.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Sunday, 26 May 2013 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
you know what would be really gross on a pizza? canned beets
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Sunday, 26 May 2013 02:53 (eleven years ago) link
baby corn
a pizza topped w the toppings they have at the golden corral salad bar + kraft thousand island
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Sunday, 26 May 2013 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
any baby corn which finds its way onto a pizza has been subjected to child abuse
― parodic pastry (Aimless), Sunday, 26 May 2013 02:56 (eleven years ago) link
Gotta be some nutter who puts ketchup on pizza, right?
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 26 May 2013 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, May 25, 2013 6:00 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha
― lag∞n, Sunday, 26 May 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
this may have been meant as a joke, but i'm sure that i've seen this.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Sunday, 26 May 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago) link
as Strongo's Neuvo Cuisine as it may be, admittedly.
removing the frigging pineapple is why
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Sunday, 26 May 2013 06:58 (eleven years ago) link
you know when someone prises apart a custard cream or similar biscuit and then they lick all the filling off that one half and then you see this damp, shiny and somewhat tongue-smoothed cookie-half? this is what you are confronted with once you've pulled that nasty bastard off
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Sunday, 26 May 2013 07:06 (eleven years ago) link
the pineapple i mean
you know who pulls their food apart instead of eating it, is 4-year olds
― j., Sunday, 26 May 2013 07:17 (eleven years ago) link
4-year olds pulling off nasty bastards
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Sunday, 26 May 2013 09:52 (eleven years ago) link
I just ruined my morning
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Sunday, 26 May 2013 09:53 (eleven years ago) link
and mine
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Sunday, 26 May 2013 09:57 (eleven years ago) link
what happened, guys?
― dylannn, Sunday, 26 May 2013 09:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://static.canalblog.com/storagev1/amesheures.canalblog.com/images/pizza_ananas_ma_s_1.jpg
― Euler, Sunday, 26 May 2013 10:14 (eleven years ago) link
i've ordered a veggie pizza and gotten french fries appear on it as one of the vegs, i was taken aback
but pineapple is great topping
― H in Addis, Sunday, 26 May 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 26 May 2013 04:08 (2 days ago) Bookmark
i have a vivid memory of visiting still-commie poland as a kid and getting "pizza" off a street stall that literally was just bread with ketchup on top
later on in life i would have a gf that liked to dip her slices in a bit of ketchup on the side. found the vinegar boost hard to resist myself after a while tbh
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Sunday, 26 May 2013 03:53 (2 days ago) Bookmark
idk if this was a joek but this is eminently workable and i'm surprised i don't see it more often than i already do... anchovies, capers, thyme, garlic, mozzarella/feta, rocket are v fine with beetroot
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/a6268039a644484c5c3d13d8a64705b2/tumblr_mnhldvhaC51qzniimo1_500.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:39 (eleven years ago) link