pineapple on pizza

xp no - every pizza with pineapple I've seen in the UK has had the pineapple added on top as the last ingredient

pineapple does tend to displace everything beaneath it though ime

If the pineapple slices are as thin (or thinner) than the canadian bacon next to it, almost edible. Dole chunks = blow chunks.

Other disgusting-savage ingredients on pizza: sweetcorn, barbecued chicken.

I like big chunks on my pizza.

...and Chinese style chicken on a pizza is really good.

i'm a disgusting savage in that i do like chicken on pizza. almost anything else that isn't "traditional," though, is a non-starter.

i mean -- once i tried a ham-pizza, which i thought would be OK (since other types of swine meat on pizza is OK). maybe the pizzeria just sucked, or they used Oscar Meyer ham or something, but that ham-pizza was one of the most vile things i've ever eaten.

xxp general tso's chicken pizza

the moist patch of dough that you find under the pineapple on a pizza is the gastronomic equivalent of lying down on the damp patch after sex

― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:29 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes yes yes yes absolutely a billion times yes

guess that makes eating the pineapple off a pizza the gastronomic equivalent of having sex, a+

xp: what the fuck is this moist patch of dough bullshit? that never happens. stop lying about life!

why are you looking under the toppings

"let's see what we find under here"
*does the gastronomic equiv of lying down*
"ewww, moist"

i think mayonnaise on pizzas is tremendous.

this is what happens when otherwise right-thinking societies fail to ban mayonnaise and make the manufacture or use thereof a capital offense

The 441st Stormed The Beaches Of Iwo Jima So That You Could Put Mayonnaise On Your Pizza, Never Forget

mayonaise can get fucked

mayonnaise can get the gastronomical equivalent of fucked

mayonnaise on french fries is awesome.

you know what would be really gross on a pizza? canned beets

baby corn

a pizza topped w the toppings they have at the golden corral salad bar + kraft thousand island

any baby corn which finds its way onto a pizza has been subjected to child abuse

Gotta be some nutter who puts ketchup on pizza, right?

why are you looking under the toppings

― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, May 25, 2013 6:00 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

you know what would be really gross on a pizza? canned beets

this may have been meant as a joke, but i'm sure that i've seen this.

as Strongo's Neuvo Cuisine as it may be, admittedly.

why are you looking under the toppings

removing the frigging pineapple is why

you know when someone prises apart a custard cream or similar biscuit and then they lick all the filling off that one half and then you see this damp, shiny and somewhat tongue-smoothed cookie-half? this is what you are confronted with once you've pulled that nasty bastard off

the pineapple i mean

you know who pulls their food apart instead of eating it, is 4-year olds

4-year olds pulling off nasty bastards

I just ruined my morning

and mine

what happened, guys?

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i've ordered a veggie pizza and gotten french fries appear on it as one of the vegs, i was taken aback

but pineapple is great topping

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Gotta be some nutter who puts ketchup on pizza, right?

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 26 May 2013 04:08 (2 days ago) Bookmark

i have a vivid memory of visiting still-commie poland as a kid and getting "pizza" off a street stall that literally was just bread with ketchup on top

later on in life i would have a gf that liked to dip her slices in a bit of ketchup on the side. found the vinegar boost hard to resist myself after a while tbh

you know what would be really gross on a pizza? canned beets

― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Sunday, 26 May 2013 03:53 (2 days ago) Bookmark

idk if this was a joek but this is eminently workable and i'm surprised i don't see it more often than i already do... anchovies, capers, thyme, garlic, mozzarella/feta, rocket are v fine with beetroot

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That slice is nearly a quarter of the entire pizza

Pretty greedy, Jose

Hot sauce on pizza, particularly greasy greek-style pizza, is a thing of wonder. Vinegar boosts otm.

Was there something about the enzymes in pineapple making th emeat even more tender?
Pineapple on pizza is just so right it should be near requisite.

Yeah, majorly in favour of fruit in savoury dishes also some types of flower are quite useful in culinary endeavours. Just knowing what to use when would be the art.

I could do roasted beets on pizza. Probably with pineapple even.

Is that a side of mayo or ranch dressing that Pizza Pizza offers?

Ranch, garlic, jalapeño cheddar, dill, PP offers many dips. Jose appears to be holding two slices.

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