any baby corn which finds its way onto a pizza has been subjected to child abuse
― parodic pastry (Aimless), Sunday, 26 May 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link
Gotta be some nutter who puts ketchup on pizza, right?
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 26 May 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link
why are you looking under the toppings
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, May 25, 2013 6:00 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha
― lag∞n, Sunday, 26 May 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link
you know what would be really gross on a pizza? canned beets
this may have been meant as a joke, but i'm sure that i've seen this.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Sunday, 26 May 2013 04:17 (ten years ago) link
as Strongo's Neuvo Cuisine as it may be, admittedly.
removing the frigging pineapple is why
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Sunday, 26 May 2013 06:58 (ten years ago) link
you know when someone prises apart a custard cream or similar biscuit and then they lick all the filling off that one half and then you see this damp, shiny and somewhat tongue-smoothed cookie-half? this is what you are confronted with once you've pulled that nasty bastard off
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Sunday, 26 May 2013 07:06 (ten years ago) link
the pineapple i mean
you know who pulls their food apart instead of eating it, is 4-year olds
― j., Sunday, 26 May 2013 07:17 (ten years ago) link
4-year olds pulling off nasty bastards
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Sunday, 26 May 2013 09:52 (ten years ago) link
I just ruined my morning
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Sunday, 26 May 2013 09:53 (ten years ago) link
and mine
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Sunday, 26 May 2013 09:57 (ten years ago) link
what happened, guys?
― dylannn, Sunday, 26 May 2013 09:58 (ten years ago) link
http://static.canalblog.com/storagev1/amesheures.canalblog.com/images/pizza_ananas_ma_s_1.jpg
― Euler, Sunday, 26 May 2013 10:14 (ten years ago) link
i've ordered a veggie pizza and gotten french fries appear on it as one of the vegs, i was taken aback
but pineapple is great topping
― H in Addis, Sunday, 26 May 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 26 May 2013 04:08 (2 days ago) Bookmark
i have a vivid memory of visiting still-commie poland as a kid and getting "pizza" off a street stall that literally was just bread with ketchup on top
later on in life i would have a gf that liked to dip her slices in a bit of ketchup on the side. found the vinegar boost hard to resist myself after a while tbh
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Sunday, 26 May 2013 03:53 (2 days ago) Bookmark
idk if this was a joek but this is eminently workable and i'm surprised i don't see it more often than i already do... anchovies, capers, thyme, garlic, mozzarella/feta, rocket are v fine with beetroot
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/a6268039a644484c5c3d13d8a64705b2/tumblr_mnhldvhaC51qzniimo1_500.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:39 (ten years ago) link
That slice is nearly a quarter of the entire pizza
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:44 (ten years ago) link
Pretty greedy, Jose
Hot sauce on pizza, particularly greasy greek-style pizza, is a thing of wonder. Vinegar boosts otm.
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 05:24 (ten years ago) link
Was there something about the enzymes in pineapple making th emeat even more tender? Pineapple on pizza is just so right it should be near requisite.
Yeah, majorly in favour of fruit in savoury dishes also some types of flower are quite useful in culinary endeavours. Just knowing what to use when would be the art.
― Stevolende, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 05:57 (ten years ago) link
I could do roasted beets on pizza. Probably with pineapple even.
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 11:05 (ten years ago) link
Is that a side of mayo or ranch dressing that Pizza Pizza offers?
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link
Ranch, garlic, jalapeño cheddar, dill, PP offers many dips. Jose appears to be holding two slices.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
You have already voted in this poll and cannot vote again.
fucker
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
Vindicated!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link
thunderdome!
― j., Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:29 (ten years ago) link
^Actual name of a ucsb athletic facility
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:35 (ten years ago) link
can you get pineapple there too
― j., Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
94 disgusting savages
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link
enjoy rolling in the wet patch after sex
xpost pineapples and pizzas litter our campus like acorns in a squirreless forest
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:47 (ten years ago) link
not true. Shameless Jose Bautista bait, really
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link
FUCK U URBAN SOPHISTICATES
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link
christ...
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link
Pineapple on pizza is a favorite palate cleanser between sips of varied Faygo available at the juggalos' tasting tent
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 01:04 (ten years ago) link
surely our majority is even greater, assuming a contingent of pineapple-lovers unwilling to vote themselves disgusting savages.
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link
Pineapple lovers who are not willing to charge into the face of the enemy for their chosen topping do not deserve the name of pineapple lover.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 01:51 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark
thing is it'd actually have been alright if it were a bloc of ardkore gastronomes getting rowdy but no, this was just 76 bogger-than-bog-standard crybabies
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 01:13 (ten years ago) link
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Haters+Gonna+Hate_f91808_3060749.gifSAVAGES ITThttp://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Haters+Gonna+Hate_f91808_3060749.gif
― arby's, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 01:13 (ten years ago) link
I'd much rather be a bogger-than-bog-standard crybaby, than someone who puts pineapple on pizza.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 10:50 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/0183a0f57e3fa14e2a2de26819786822/tumblr_mj81ipWxtq1qbw8x2o1_1280.jpg
― how's life, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 12:02 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdah4vniBV1qeifhbo1_1280.jpg
― how's life, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 12:05 (ten years ago) link
in honor of this thread I just had a durian milkshake. It tasted like a combo of fruit cocktail, cucumber & what I imagine licking a sweaty foot would involve. In other words, very nice.
― Euler, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yardand they're like "OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link
who knew there were 160 people on iilx who cared about this burning question, this is oddly... heartening
― ✌_✌ (c sharp major), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
SEVENTY SIX PEOPLE HATE PLEASURING THEIR TASTEBUDS LIKE IF YOU AGREE!!!
― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link