why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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who are the two top row center?

how's life, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link

Guy from Big Bang Theory and I think Santa Claus RR Martin Chavez

polyphonic, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link

Beardo is one of the dudes from Duck Dynasty. He rules.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

iFunny :)

ttyih boi (crüt), Thursday, 30 May 2013 23:00 (ten years ago) link

I might hate that one most of all.

― carl agatha, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:41 (19 minutes ago) Permalink

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link

Although it's kind of refreshing in the age of everyone being funny to be reminded that there are still people who don't even get humor

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link

ifFunny

Ppd. (weatheringdaleson), Thursday, 30 May 2013 23:18 (ten years ago) link

if you find this Funny you may want to die

sword of (seandalai), Friday, 31 May 2013 00:42 (ten years ago) link

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/378049_552597038125838_514606065_n.jpg
i got confused by the edgy font and image and was searching for the joke for almost a minute. turns out there is none.

chilli, Friday, 31 May 2013 02:23 (ten years ago) link

since when does the death penalty entail a handgun

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 May 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link

or is that for me pistolwhip whoever wrote that maddening macro

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 May 2013 02:27 (ten years ago) link

I believe the future is our children
Teach them well, let them show the way
I Believe in the death Penalty to all Child Molesters possessed inside!

pplains, Friday, 31 May 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link

since when does the death penalty entail a handgun

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl)

Vigilantes, iirc.

nickn, Friday, 31 May 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link

(Is this the right place to point out that if child molesters get death penalty, they will definitely kill the children they molest?)

Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 09:19 (ten years ago) link

Mark, can you cite tour source? I'm not trying top enter into an argument. Its just that I've seen that repeated a few times in ilx and I'm useless at finding the original data.

how's life, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:04 (ten years ago) link

How do you mean?

Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:06 (ten years ago) link

Sorry, I'm on a phone with shitty spellcheck.

how's life, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:08 (ten years ago) link

I think I understood the sentence, I was wondering how you mean "source"..

Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:10 (ten years ago) link

I mean is there a study, statistic, resource?

how's life, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:11 (ten years ago) link

I feel like it's important info, and I would like to be able to cite it to others.

how's life, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:12 (ten years ago) link

oic.

No, purely my 'impression'..

If some paedo molests a child, and the only witness is the child, why would they let the child live if there is the threat of a death penalty?

Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:14 (ten years ago) link

Also, it's one thing for a child growing up scared of the perpetrator, it does not follow that the child would grow up without fear or guilt if "It's OK, that man has been killed because.."

Anyway, moving on...

Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:16 (ten years ago) link

Fair enough. Thanks.

how's life, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:18 (ten years ago) link

interesting use of "definitely"

nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Friday, 31 May 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link

yeah, strike that one word..

Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:27 (ten years ago) link

cool derail

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 31 May 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

If some paedo molests a child, and the only witness is the child, why would they let the child live if there is the threat of a death penalty?

― Mark G, Friday, May 31, 2013 7:14 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

most child molesters are non violent and consider themselves friends to children fwiw

lag∞n, Friday, 31 May 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link

they might, say, give a child a massage

sleepingbag, Friday, 31 May 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link

okay a singing friend posted this just now and I am taken aback by how ludicrously awesome it is:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/574508_10151474163194639_852425743_n.jpg

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 31 May 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link

What if someone picks you up and places you on a hay bale.

pplains, Friday, 31 May 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link

that's where the snarling wolf comes in

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 31 May 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link

do i offer my throat to him y/n

pplains, Friday, 31 May 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link

sao basically all-these things = "Hey , stop and think for a moment how incredible the world is - and cry a tear of joy> YOU'RE WECLOME"

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 31 May 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link

i mix up courage wolf and insanity wolf

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 31 May 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link

now i'm imagining some horrible reddit meme version of see 'n' say toys

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 31 May 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link

Don't forget scene wolf http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/scene-wolf

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 31 May 2013 22:11 (ten years ago) link

I just relate that to the Party God from Adventure Time tbh

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 1 June 2013 00:04 (ten years ago) link

youre never taller than when you stand on a wolf

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 June 2013 01:54 (ten years ago) link

non stop laughter

lag∞n, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link

:(

Operation Gypsy Dildo (silby), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link

XP An argument between 6 people... Because there are so many debate topics with 6 sides.
learn when to use "among" instead of "between"

billstevejim, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link

They could argue about which restaurant they all want to eat at. LEGENDARY!

Aimless, Sunday, 2 June 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link

what i love about that macro is yeah there's fun but there's also substance

balls, Sunday, 2 June 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link

thank you gay people for your loyal committed service to straight people

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 2 June 2013 22:58 (ten years ago) link

whoever made the gay guy memegraphics doesn't seem to understand punchlines

ttyih boi (crüt), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:00 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/7ZcTzZm.jpg

boxall, Monday, 3 June 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link

fukkin hilarious

one if by lamp, two if by deeznuts (m bison), Monday, 3 June 2013 03:29 (ten years ago) link

he also said 'don't put that there' and 'sorry what was that' and 'going to bed soon' and 'fuck planes' and 'coriander is too intense generally' and 'do you have a larger fit in this <holds up jeans>' and 'look i paid earlier, stop asking me if i paid' and 'excuse me' and 'bananas are easier to open at the other end' and 'bless you'

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 June 2013 03:36 (ten years ago) link


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