why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

This one's for all you ILXors

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/960037_525146020883476_1507918357_n.jpg

SendScraps.com

that was the message I wanted to send to my fellow ILXors, yes.

"I was thinking of you so I got you a rose and a half-eaten cheeseburger"

From here:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Something-Special/251160061654471

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/941628_439782682783900_1303468465_n.jpg

wait what that baby probably only weights like 8 pounds

His back looks like a butt. He has butt back. Poor baby looks embarrassed.

I think the dude is just leaning against a wall, the baby has been glued to his back.

My first introduction to the wolf memes:
http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif

xpost, it's probably a situation more like this:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5bkynldwX1rxeu90o1_400.jpg

http://i.qkme.me/35fmhs.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QwWTc9L.jpg?1

"Christ, what an asshole" would also work.

classic Native American slogan

you mean Christ: What An Asshole

subject name is ponemah, photographed by roland reed

SendScraps.com

― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, June 4, 2013 2:44 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

One too many S's.

god these are really making me sick lately

but what are the scraps the end of

or i guess it is only one scrap

i got it pplains, that was brilliant!

That rose thing above reminds me of one of my many shameful internet enthusiasms. On a different forum I had a period where I kept adding images from http://www.glitter-graphics.com/ at the end of my posts. Every time I browsed the site for something to add, I'd laugh out loud and have just a wonderful time for myself. I don't think anyone else found it remotely amusing. Such is my experience with internet chatz in general ;_;
http://www.glitter-graphics.com/images/empty.gif
<3

http://dl8.glitter-graphics.net/pub/567/567928uqy2kqzj9l.gif

Goldmine, I tell you!

in my head that picture is accompanied by a midi version of that smashmouth song.

So ... Perry & Kingsley's "Swan's Splashdown"?

unfortunately it's this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O2S8Yk13UM

Oh man, that's terrific. The phrasing on the vocal lines is particularly good.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/268214_580517115302463_1665803640_n.jpg

this popped up in my feed, which made me aware of the page Marijuana MAKES You Violent which is so amazing to me right now

that seems more like a parody

Marijuana MAKES You Violent
16 hours ago
It is reported that even after an addict dies of either an overdose, suicide, heart attack or murder, they still can kill from the grave. In fact, one out of every four embalmers die just a few days after attempting to prepare a cannabis riddled corpse for their funeral. The dormant ganja sludge in the toker's body gets on the innocent mortician's hands and infects them, even through their sterile equipment.

The same goes for crematorium technicians. As soon as they light up an addict's remains in the incinerator, a vile and noxious THC gas emanates from the charred carcass, plagues the room and penetrates even the most powerful of gas masks. It only takes one milligram of marijuana corpse dust to choke a person to death. These poor people are just attempting to do their jobs and show respect for the dead, but they themselves fall victims to the violence of marijuana fiends. When will this THC treachery stop?

thanks iatee

good looking out

stomach boils
looool

bones snap in half

does it give u an erection tho like when bros get hanged

thanks iatee

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 8:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good looking out

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 8:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya I guess you posted it in the wrong thread

sorry officer, won't happen again

jfc

guys lets all spark one and chill

*brain dies*

"Heart Gets Attacked (By Snoop Lion)"

my skeleton just broke

"plagues the room"

http://i.imgur.com/bHL9F9D.gif

http://i.imgur.com/uisbvZB.gif

Thought that said "Paris Hitler" for a second.

Dolliecrave.com is my new hero btw.

"life"

that 'bark grows on trees' thing went around my primary school in the '80s, almost word for word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seqWiHLCmcY