why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

stomach boils
looool

bones snap in half

does it give u an erection tho like when bros get hanged

thanks iatee

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 8:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good looking out

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 8:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya I guess you posted it in the wrong thread

sorry officer, won't happen again

jfc

guys lets all spark one and chill

*brain dies*

"Heart Gets Attacked (By Snoop Lion)"

my skeleton just broke

"plagues the room"

http://i.imgur.com/bHL9F9D.gif

http://i.imgur.com/uisbvZB.gif

Thought that said "Paris Hitler" for a second.

Dolliecrave.com is my new hero btw.

"life"

that 'bark grows on trees' thing went around my primary school in the '80s, almost word for word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seqWiHLCmcY

xp
the variation i heard when i was a kid was in reply to someone calling you a jerk
"well, a jerk is a tug and a tug is a boat and a boat's on water and water is nature..." etc

friends;;

Not a macro, but lately whenever someone posts a picture of someone walking in a park, someone else rushes in to quote fucking Walden in the comments.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/960045_542217955814115_1784780964_n.jpg

the only person tagged was david letterman

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/485616_10151698590796410_1805761152_n.jpg
"Naw you're not. You're a fat greasy bawbag..."

is the reaper next to jon stewart obama?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/p480x480/995724_501756616562729_874079899_n.jpg

This woman was the salutatorian of my high school and wicked sharp, funny, and fun and also goth/punk, but I just looked at her FB page and it's nothing but these images + pics of her new husband.

That last has some bearing on this one, I think

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/394514_10200976694482144_532217996_n.jpg

Thought that said "Paris Hitler" for a second.

Good band name!

The live album could be called "Hitler in Paris"

or not.

oh there is a Paris Hitler on myspace:

Genre: Comedy / Electro / Glam
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Profile Views: 74559
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All of my best examples on this thread are also from a too-young grandmother.

Nice when this happens organically:

http://i43.tinypic.com/24ee5nl.jpg

ok this one is actually really funny

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/999737_617989038213712_1135643553_n.png

It's the NSA, not the CIA, tbf.

PRISM a whole new dawn for passive-aggressive GIFs:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/988654_469325179821495_2144595896_n.png

3% of facebookers will repost that? That's a lot of people!

To be fair, presumably Snowden had access to enough private Facebook meme data to make at least a ballpark estimate.

when lolcats take a community service break

icanhassomethingserioustosay dot com

"I can has extradition?"

xpost TIMING!

It's the NSA, not the CIA, tbf.

― Aimless, Monday, June 10, 2013 11:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

true. otoh, everyone is sharing with everyone we can assume.

it's just like Facebook in fact!

CIA still killin it in brand recognition

http://i.imgur.com/jP44Yqf.jpg

damn you, Will Smith

why didn't they just make the font smaller and put it all at the bottom of the photo ffs

yeah that was really hard to follow for some reason

BOYS LAUGH AT WHAT THEY
PUT GIRLS THROUGH BUT THEY
WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN

[picture of Arya Stark]

ONE OF THOSE GIRL PLUNGES A
DAGGER INTO THEIR NECKS AGAIN
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltowd9gs6G1qzo3vco1_500.png

i actually like that one DJP quoted as a commentary on the will smith macro

which it is. i thought it was a standalone thing at first -- why my reaction was 'jesus'