Don't rush my dick.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 7 June 2013 06:53 (ten years ago) link
Still funny. Played the Bruce parody this morning when i woke up and it got me into a great mood!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
My dick's just sittin' in a dump like this!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link
everybody wang dick tonighteverybody chung dick tonight
― crüt, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
"It's a pretty good crowd for a mydickday and my dick gives me a smile, 'cause he knows it's my dick they've been comin' to see to forget about their dicks for a while."
brilliant genius
― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Monday, 29 July 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
so its fun when people ask you "what are you listening to lately" and then you reply "have you heard about my dick? you need to experience my dick."
and just let it hang there for a bit.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 29 July 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link
dying re-reading this thread. I don't dare actually listen -- can't bring My Dick into the office.
― PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
Every time I forget about this thread, it just keeps on coming back like some kind of dick-shaped boomerang.
― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
"my dick is really good, actually. i think you'll enjoy my dick. you can get my dick free on the internet."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
this album is a grower
― swmp thing (wins), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link
Lol
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 October 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link
really? it showed itself in fullness right away, ime
― goole, Thursday, 3 October 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link
that bit in 'more than my dick' where it crescendos to "just by saying I love... my dick" - superb timing
― LubricatedGoatVEVO (haitch), Saturday, 5 October 2013 01:36 (ten years ago) link
its nice to see that everyone still loves my dick
― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Saturday, 5 October 2013 02:46 (ten years ago) link
m'dick passed a law in '64 to give m'dick just a little moremy dick only goes so far (pretty far actually)
― dan m, Saturday, 5 October 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-46q7GrusJw
― balls, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 05:27 (ten years ago) link
i feel bad for overlooking do they know my dick. all i could listen to was Fields of Dick and i totally missed out on this gem
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 05:33 (ten years ago) link
Just a reminder: if you're voting in the ILM end of year poll, vote My Dick!
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 January 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link
protip for immature people, name yourself "my dick" in all lowercase when u play videogames
here's the story so far:
http://i.imgur.com/IVIZUpM.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/lwx6LQW.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/ebfs0VP.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/vqxn1k1.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/TLkZMDG.jpg?1
― lisa 龜 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:42 (ten years ago) link
http://www.colourbox.com/preview/5370952-882031-emoticon-showing-thumb-up.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 January 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link
omgd
― it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link
JF i feel it is very disingenuous to try and get this to place on a 2013 poll when it was clearly a 2012 release
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:58 (ten years ago) link
December 2012 = year of impact.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 January 2014 16:59 (ten years ago) link
itt: arguments about my dick's release
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link
lol
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 6 January 2014 17:35 (ten years ago) link
2013 was certainly the year that i got the most enjoyment out of my dick, fwiw.
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Monday, 6 January 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link
i guess you could say my dick just barely came out in 2012
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link
my dick is still huge in 2014
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 6 January 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link
And it's only getting bigger!
― Fetchboy, Monday, 6 January 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link
yeah i think in 2012 we really experienced just the tip of my dick.
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Monday, 6 January 2014 21:58 (ten years ago) link
lolol
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 January 2014 22:01 (ten years ago) link
the end of a 2012 was a challenging time for the release of my dick, coming on the heels of kesha, one direction and others
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 22:03 (ten years ago) link
i don't understand, you ejaculated on the kesha & one directions' feet? i don't believe you.
― napgenius (goole), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link
not their feet, their heels. their six-inch spike heels.
― From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:07 (ten years ago) link
actually, my dick tried to cover one direction, but they were not pleased about it
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:08 (ten years ago) link
feel like my dick might be risking overexposure lately
― Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:13 (ten years ago) link
I love my dick!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 January 2014 23:13 (ten years ago) link
oh don't get me wrong i still love my dick with a passion but i can't help but feel that lately my dick has become a source of cheap easy lols on ILX
― Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:16 (ten years ago) link
Can't believe NV is beating my dick like this.
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 6 January 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link
can we talk more about how heels are pretty hot. red or black please. yummy!
― From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link
ew at the non-reg ad that I saw at the top of this page before I logged in
― sleeve, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 00:44 (ten years ago) link
― Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Monday, January 6, 2014 6:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you must feel almost like you're choking on my dick at this point
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 02:47 (ten years ago) link
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7992328960/h9B81E47D/
― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Friday, 10 January 2014 00:50 (ten years ago) link
― ilx snitch (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 January 2014 00:50 (ten years ago) link
looooool
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 January 2014 01:39 (ten years ago) link
irl lols
― lisa 龜 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 10 January 2014 02:19 (ten years ago) link
still laughing
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 January 2014 02:38 (ten years ago) link
my dick my
― dan m, Friday, 10 January 2014 05:23 (ten years ago) link
Ha! I posted that to their facebook wall just the other day.
― Fetchboy, Friday, 10 January 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link
when this fails to make me laugh, it's time to leave this life
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 31 January 2014 08:36 (ten years ago) link