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Write-in vote for Svengoolie.

― Trip Maker, Tuesday, June 4, 2013 12:55 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, consider me shocked and amused that this sort of old school horror host exists in 2013. I forgot he was on this channel! If this is the last TV station ever, it would make a fitting tombstone. Those are all some classic shows. I had no idea Star Trek or Batman was on this channel!

no votes for "combat!"?!

I'm related to Svengoolie, but never met him :(

Sick at home. Watching a Bonanza from '64, with MARLO THOMAS playing a radicalized Chinese girl accidentally delivered as a mail-order bride to Boss instead of the fireworks he ordered.

It's...very strange.

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radicalized like... she's a Communist?

totally forgotten when Bonanza is supposed to take place tbh

i'd say the 1870s or '80s?

When ppl cringe at Mickey Rooney's Japanese character in Breakfast at Tiffany's -- admittedly the most over-the-top example that has endured -- i think they are generally unaware of how commonplace Caucasian actors in ____face was on TV through at least the early '70s or so.

yeah apparently there's an episode with Mark Twain (?!) so I think you have the era right

does Hop Sing even appear in that episode Grisso y/n?

wiki says set around 1860's - close enough Morbs!

i pretty much never watched it even as a kid; never really hooked on to any TV westerns.

as a kid I always found it too boring. but it was always on at the barbershop for some reason

i thought about taking a look at some of the Altman-directed eps recently

Bonanza was the usual western schlock of its day. No better, no worse. As a kid I enjoyed the episodes that featured Hoss, the big lovable galoot among the sons, because those generally reached for simple, ham-fisted humor as opposed to the never-ending plots about fighting injustice and damsels needing succor.

i used to love Lorne Green as a kid

and Michael Landon <3

he was in like every other show i watched as a kid

does Hop Sing even appear in that episode Grisso y/n?

Yeah, he's in it. In the ep, the Thomas character boasts of being educated by this famous revolutionary teacher whom the Chinese government had executed (and it's implied that how her character ended up at the Ponderosa is that she was thrown out of the country). She preaches for worker's rights, starting with making Hop Sing demand better cooking gear, and moving onwards to making some hired cowpunchers go on strike for better accommodations. Then the local Chinese foreman of the railroad construction shows up to claim her (he got Hoss' fireworks), and all hell breaks loose when she starts talking to his workers, who form a revolutionary cell of sorts. But everything goes back to normal at the end when Thomas falls in love with the foreman (after a ceremonial dual with Hoss), and in Green's words, "...trades politics for matrimony."

XP There's a cool episode of Johnny Staccato (John Cassavettes' detective show) with Landon as this fake Elvis singer* who's being blackmailed.

*His manager is called "The Governor"

sooo ... it's some bizarre half-baked vietnam analogy?

They must of had a period of doing socially conscious episodes. The one today featured William "Blacula" Marshall as a famous opera singer brought to Virginia City by the city mothers for a benefit concert, only to be greeted with hostility when it's discovered he's black (ironically, the concert was to benefit local Indians, or as one of the old ladies puts it, "our Red brethren"). He's then mistaken for an escaped slave who killed his master and Hoss keeps him a step ahead of a lynch mob.

The period detail in this one was pretty interesting. Pernell Roberts brings up the Dred Scott decision re:harboring fugitive slaves, and obviously the whole incident places the story pre-Civil War (or at least the war is never mentioned).

I wonder if Hoss would have protected an escaped slave who killed his master