game-related lolz of some fashion

his erect antenna and bugged eyes are the joke i guess?

i think you guys are overthinking it

when Quick Time Events lose the Quick Time
http://www.kotaku.com.au/2013/06/why-ryse-is-the-most-frustrating-game-of-e3/

I’m on the battlefield. I’m stomping through the corpses of my comrades swinging my sword at anything that moves. I begin a combo, I slash twice and then whooom slow motion is initiated, shit is about to get ‘cinematic’. A button prompt hovers elusively above the sword I’m about to drive into the throat of my enemy… argh I’m too slow! The prompt flickers, disappears.

I missed it. Damn.

But then somehow, for some reason, I still complete the cinematic ‘kill’.

What?

Maybe it’s a bug I think, but no. Next time I deliberately press the wrong button. The kill goes ahead, no consequences. Then I try hitting no buttons whatsoever. The kill goes ahead. I put the controller on the table in front of me, the kill goes ahead.

What is going on here?

I ask one of the Crytek people hovering at the booth – is this a bug? Why am I completing kills when I hit the wrong button prompt? Or, worse, no button at all. Turns out it was a deliberate design choice.

“We don’t want the player to feel frustrated,” I am told.

holy lols

that's the future right there

http://toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dragons-lair-hd-1.jpg

^ ryse prequel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PE_9WyvjKWo#t=159s

“Sometimes I wish we had the easiness Western FPS (first-person shooters) have, to make everyone bald. We’re a company that’s known for unique hairstyles, but in a way we’re running out of ideas.”

Actual quote from Tetsuya Nomura (Regarding Final Fantasy XV)

now i understand the plot of ffxiii

FFXV - WHY I AM SO BALD

hahaha

replace hair with belts

come on nomura, i dare you

or consider the possibilities of "fun" hats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ2X8PHAI6Y
this is pretty much the best thing i've seen all day

I was dying by the end of it. So good.

oh yeah the hanggliding spock had me doubled over

when it returned after they pry the door open I almost pissed myself.

lol @ saturday night phaser

crying

wkiw

omg amazing

http://i.imgur.com/XM2kBzh.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1bFxRnTvM

http://i.imgur.com/pjVZCty.jpg

That last youtube is from the guys who do the F Plus podcast. If you enjoy more dramatic readings of internet idiocy, I recommend their show:

http://thefpl.us/

Or at least featured several of their readers.

Zappi that slayed me

http://i.imgur.com/XFWqT.png

8=D

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lol

i know i say this on an interweb platform but the idea of trying to conduct human affairs over xbox live is really fucked up to me

xp haa

excellent xxp

xp you think that's bad, i know a woman who actually left her husband after doing the business over XBL playing Call of Duty

"Our so call leaders prostituted us to the west, destroyed our culture, our economies, our honour, just as they lay waste to our country we shall lay waste to theirs"

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http://urbntrnc.home.comcast.net/~urbntrnc/500/bowdown.gif

that box of tissues works every time
http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5da5989c6539b45e4ce1742354313fd/tumblr_mophjqnm8Q1qzp9weo2_400.jpghttp://25.media.tumblr.com/27d33902a329eb2994ed512f59494ca7/tumblr_mophjqnm8Q1qzp9weo3_400.jpghttp://24.media.tumblr.com/626ced25dee40c4e9e1e563c0faf8c57/tumblr_mophjqnm8Q1qzp9weo1_400.jpg

Reggie room is terrifying, like that episode of Alan Partridge...

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2013/06/19/peter-molyneux-reviews-iphone-fart-apps.aspx

that is AMAZING

i like how he repeatedly brings up the possible situation of using it on a date

That is special.

The first one sounds like a modem connecting.

I was half expecting Curiosity to be a long drawn out fart app.

http://i.imgur.com/6PDl21s.gif

http://i.imgur.com/gbkRPoO.jpg

http://youtu.be/xFDthoYQr4E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xFDthoYQr4E

oh ffs. which one do i need to embed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFDthoYQr4E