this is the thread where you copy and paste whatever other posts on ilx made you laugh out loud

-- jess (dubplatestyle@hotmail.com), February 1st, 2003 8:17 PM.

-- gareth (gareth@norfolkwindmills.com), Today 6:28 PM.

-- couldn't resist (ohronny@juno.com) (webmail), February 2nd, 2003 5:11 AM. (ron) (link)

-- jess (dubplatestyle@hotmail.com), January 31st, 2003.
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(ILE, Open this up and paste whatever is on your clipboard right now)

-- gareth (gareth@norfolkwindmills.com), Today 6:28 PM.

-- couldn't resist (ohronny@juno.com) (webmail), February 2nd, 2003 5:11 AM. (ron) (link)

-- i did resist til ron pushed me over the edge! (girl_thursday@hotmail.com), February 2nd, 2003 6:14 AM.

-- Ally (garance80@yahoo.com), February 1st, 2002.

-- gi66y ($$$@k.com), January 28th, 2003.''

i need a desk

-- gareth (gareth@norfolkwindmills.com), November 11th, 2002.

Answers

or, indeed, anygirl? hahah

-- gareth (gareth@norfolkwindmills.com), November 11th, 2002.

Excellent cartoon in a jewish mag, Moses on top of Arafat: "You want us to cut off the end of our dicks?"

-- stevo

arafat?

-- mark s

oh fuck

-- stevo

"Hast seen the White Whale?"

-- John Darnielle (editor@...), July 6th, 2002.

lando calrissian had a solo recording career and he rocked like fuck
-- bob snoom, July 25th, 2002.

I sure hope you mean Billy Dee Williams and not some freako who THINKS he really IS Lando Calrissian.
-- Lord Custos III, July 26th, 2002.

Are you kidding, Lord Custos? I really fucking hope it's the freak!
-- Ned Raggett, July 26th, 2002.

this is my favorite ned post ever
-- Josh, July 26th, 2002.

And Bristol, like it or not, constantly breeds exciting, new acts ... for the past decade, all the most challenging, interesting new music has emerged from Bristol - Goldfrapp, Massive Attack, Tricky, Portishead, Alpha, Kosheen, Roni Size, Way Out West.... and those are just the ones who sell records.

I live in Bristol, but I'm Welsh - and the same can hardly be said for there! In a world of Stereochronics and Manic Street Screechers, thank God for Shaky and Bonnie, I say.....

-- russ t (russ.thomas@bt.com), January 14th, 2003.

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russ, cool, yr passionate - we all are, that's why we're here. it's just yr condescending posting-style put my back up. i disagree that "all the most challenging, interesting new music has emerged from bristol" a claim that is, frankly, bizarre and yr list backs me up more than it does you. so we disagree, but that's fine - people disagree, "as you'll discover". welcome to ilm anyway.
-- michael wells (wellsmj1@hotmail.com), January 14th, 2003.

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Michael -
i can only presume you haven't heard the Goldfrapp album and leave it at that. Absolutely enough said.
What, in your opinion, constitutes challenging,interesting, enjoyable music? And do you honestly dsislike every act I have named in the list in my post?
-- russ t (russ.thomas@bt.com), January 14th, 2003.

-- Mark C (boyincorduroy@yahoo.com), February 3rd, 2003.

But of course, vile Dynami-tee-hee (she really IS only 4 years old, isn't she?) will scoop it. Unfortunately.

-- russ t (russ.thomas@bt.com), January 14th, 2003.

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bog off Grandad ;)
-- stevem (blueski@base58.com), January 14th, 2003.

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Up your 'ole, kiddy. Hometime's a remarkable record - recorded with Bristol's finest in the Massive studios, with assorted members of Goldfrapp, Portishead, Spiritualized - shame age restricts your perception of music. (how old is Sasha? Nick Warren? Tiesto? Teaglia? Vasquez? Are these irrelevant because of their advancing years?)
Stevem... the Brits always cock up the dance award, anyway.... after all, where is Way Out West in this year's nominations - surely eligible and worthy.

Sugababes and Jamiroquai? Where are these people going to dance? Wedding discos?

-- russ t (russ.thomas@bt.com), January 14th, 2003.

Are you talking about Ashcroft or Gray here?
-- Matt DC (runmdc@graffiti.net), January 14th, 2003.

Definitely Gray. Ashcroft can still craft and interpret a classic song. And not make it sound generic. Unlike, imo, Gray.
-- russ t (russ.thomas@bt.com), January 14th, 2003.

-- russ t (russ.thomas@bt.com), January 16th, 2003.

ACTUALLY EMMA IF YOU READ THE LINK i POSTED AWHILE A GO, A SWEDISH FLYER FLUSHED AT THE WRONG TIME AND WAS VACUUM SUCKED ONTO THE TOILET AND HAD TO BE REMOVED BY FIREMAN
-- Mike Hanle y (Pennysong@japan.com), February 14th, 2002."

Where can on epurchase Orange Juice Cd s ? I can find none anywhere

-- mike hanle y (pennysong@japan.com), May 28, 2002

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That's funny cause my local 2nd hand record shop won't take my 'You Can't Hide Your Love Forever'/'Orange Juice' two-fer fer love nor money. Actually I didn't offer him love.

-- N. (nickdastoor@hotmail.com), May 28, 2002.

hmm, perhaps some sort of CD swap is in order?

-- Alan T (Alan.Trewartha@harpercollins.co.uk), May 28, 2002.

He would probably send me a bag of ants.

-- N. (nickdastoor@hotmail.com), May 28, 2002.

No, anal bats.

-- Ned Raggett (ned@kuci.org), May 28, 2002.

-- jot eff pe (at least, that's the most recent post I've found)

-- Ramosi, Red Beans & Rice Mothafokka!! (olafsonskid@aol.com), February 8th, 2002.

yeah it used to be fun
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6@mail.dcu.ie), Today 4:17 PM. (Ronan)

mark s, didn't anybody ever tell you about "the boards and the beets"?
-- felicity (felicityredwel...), November 11th, 2002.

-- felicity (felicityredwell@yahoo.com), February 3rd, 2003.

-- nabisco (---@notmail.com), February 3rd, 2003 11:18 PM.

1) Let her out and check what if any damage she did in there?
2) Go to the computer and ask posters on your favorite bulletin board what happened?

-- j.lu (flavia@nme.com), Yesterday 11:52 PM.
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More than likely, I would say.

-- Nicole (nicolew15@hotmail.com), Yesterday 11:54 PM.
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should i post the gif of the cat doing the piss dance?

-- Tad (llamasfur@hotmail.com), Today 12:06 AM.
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Why not? It's probably the only cat picture that has never been posted to ile.

-- Nicole (nicolew15@hotmail.com), Today 12:07 AM.
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You come home from work to find that the cat has been shut in the wardrobe all day. Do you:

1) Let her out and check what if any damage she did in there?
2) Go to the computer and ask posters on your favorite bulletin board what happened?

Best Choose Your Own Adventure book yet?

-- Ned Raggett (ned@kuci.org), Today 12:09 AM.

-- brainliner (bl@bl.com), February 3rd, 2003.

Led Zeppelin I
Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin V
Led Zeppelin VI
Led Zeppelin VII
Led Zeppelin VIII
Led Zeppelin IX
Coverdale/Page

-- James Blount (littlejohnnyjewel@excite.com), September 20, 2002
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you fucking liar...there's no coverdale/page album.

-- jess (dubplatestyle@hotmail.com), September 20th, 2002
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You need to go back to rock n roll school son!

-- James Blount (littlejohnnyjewel@excite.com), September 20th, 2002
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Behold - http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=A995s8qnnbtx4

-- James Blount (littlejohnnyjewel@excite.com), September 20th, 2002
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james blount, will you marry me?

-- jess (dubplatestyle@hotmail.com) (webmail), September 20th, 2002

'bomb diggity with big tiggities' has definitely entered my lexicon

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonymiccio@...), January 14th, 2003.

Answers
F. N. Venette. (Her first name is Fremme, middle name is Neppa.)
-- JS Williams (jsw0718@hotmail.com) (webmail), February 4th, 2003 12:31 PM. (js williams) (link)

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U sure?

-- rolci (rolci@freemail.hu) (webmail), February 4th, 2003 12:40 PM. (link)

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No, it's not at all, U bahstard! It' a nonsense. go C yerself @ http://southsidecallbox.com/2002_singles_jody.html! So, what's the girlz name?
-- rolci (rolci@freemail.hu) (webmail), February 4th, 2003 1:09 PM. (link)

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This thread makes me very very happy.
-- Ned Raggett (ned@kuci.org) (webmail), February 4th, 2003 1:13 PM. (Ned) (link)

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I do what I can, Ned.
-- NOT A RANDOM GOOGLER (jsw0718@hotmail.com) (webmail), February 4th, 2003 1:17 PM. (js williams) (link)

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Thanx, pal! U R really nice!
-- rolci (rolci@freemail.hu) (webmail), February 4th, 2003 1:21 PM. (link)

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Hey, whazzup fellas? Don't U know that girlz name with 2 bunches of hair on the 2 sides of her head in Missy's 'Work it'? C'mon, help me!
-- rolci (rolci@freemail.hu) (webmail), February 4th, 2003 2:06 PM. (link)

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Her name is Sofonda Cox.
-- Chris V. (formerlypoopsmcgee@yahoo.com) (webmail), February 4th, 2003 2:09 PM. (Chris V) (link)

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what do you want with her rolci? oh well, whatever it is do let us know how it turns out
-- stevem (blueski@base58.com) (webmail), February 4th, 2003 2:13 PM. (blueski) (link)

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Thanx, I checked her in a search-engine, but in the photos she didn't seem 2 resemble the girl in 'Work it'... She looks like a teenager in the clip, not an adult. However, I'll keep searching, perhaps I'm wrong. But still I have no evidence. Could U give me an URL next time? Sg 2 write in the address bar that will show mme: She's the 1 U wanted. Oh, it's been high time but still no obvious result. Help me, quickly!
-- rolci (rolci@freemail.hu) (webmail), February 4th, 2003 2:19 PM. (link)

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Ok, I'll let U know, but 1st make me sure, cuz I'm not yet...

-- rolci (rolci@freemail.hu) (webmail), February 4th, 2003 2:20 PM. (link)

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southside callbox!
-- James Blount (littlejohnnyjewel@excite.com) (webmail), February 4th, 2003 2:23 PM. (James Blount) (link)

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dude, it's just patrin
-- jess (dubplatestyle@hotmail.com) (webmail), February 4th, 2003 2:25 PM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

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Hey, I donna whatta heck yer takin about. I dont understand. I'm Hungarian. 1st: What is a southside callbox? 2nd: What is a patrin? B clear! & what's her name?!?
-- rolci (rolci@freemail.hu) (webmail), February 4th, 2003 2:31 PM. (link)

Congratulations to you all on being so hospitable to a newcomer. I'm heading to the exit, and I'm taking my copy of "Magic Hotel" with me. Don't come begging for a listen when it's "back in fashion", please.

-- andy paltridge (quirkmoose@yahoo.com), January 16th, 2003 11:36 PM.

The whole toploader thread is pretty damn funny.

less of the Jesus, Michael.
God googles everyone.

-- Plunging Hen (Denise@btinternet.com), October 10th, 2002 3:44 AM.

-- Nick Southall (n.j.southall@ex.ac.uk), February 4th, 2003 4:34 PM.

I never knew stevem started the whole excelsior thing!

this was the next one: this is the ALL NEW thread where you copy and paste the posts that made you laugh out loud

steve uses excelsior in the first post of that one

third excelsior thread, first to use excelsior in the title: i can't believe its another 'posts that made you laugh out loud' compendium thread, excelsior yadda yadda

Regarding Grooverider being convicted:

apparently his lawyers are seeking a rewind

-- Ronan, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 7:12 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

lol

Pinefox I am in a frenzy of creativity as you type.
-- Tom (ebro...), February 14th, 2003.
Wanking at Tatu does not count as creativity, Tom.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 14th, 2003.

things are so much funnier in context though

― Maria (Maria), Friday, January 31, 2003 8:22 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink