Dave Chappelle - "Killin' 'Em Softly"

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ah!
must get! both!

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago) link

nobody's mentioned his imitation of the WB frog yet - "welcome back, niggers!"

Tyrone Biggums is the grebtest! "Is this the 7 o'clock free crack giveaway?"

― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

he's on TRL right now

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago) link

"hey justin timberlake! remember me? Star Search 1992!"

― Huggy Dork (Kingfish), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 22:51 (twenty years ago) link

"no more fried rice, now fried chicken!"

"konichiwa, bitches!"

― Huggy Dork (Kingfish), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago) link

oh man, best episode ever.

"Hey, there's a boat with a buncha white people on it. I'm gonna go see what they want."

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:13 (twenty years ago) link

I've enjoyed what I've seen of Chappelle's show, though I find it a bit strange that Undercover Brother has as many fans as it has. All of its observations, stereotypes about blacks and whites were pretty staid as far as zeitgeist; like it was written before hip hop culture became universal.

― theodore fogelsanger, Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:16 (twenty years ago) link

as far as zeitgeist; like it was written before hip hop culture became universal.

i think you answered your own unasked question, tho.

― Huggy Dork (Kingfish), Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago) link

http://shop.comedycentral.com/product/index.jsp?productId=1472654&cp=1256971

I missed the show tonight. Anybody know when they're replaying it?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 22 January 2004 05:24 (twenty years ago) link

In about five minutes

― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 22 January 2004 05:26 (twenty years ago) link

Really? The Comedy Central website says they're gonna be showing Crank Yankers for the next couple hours.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 22 January 2004 05:29 (twenty years ago) link

Yay! It is on next.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 22 January 2004 05:30 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...

omg john mayer on the chappelle show!!!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago) link

Baby! Go, home Baby! Its 3 o'clock in the mornin'!

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:55 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.comedycentral.com/gallery/chappellesshow/images/cs_samjackson2.jpg

"MMMmmmm MMMMMMM, Bitch!"

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:45 (twenty years ago) link

"Girls! Come have SEX with Charlie Murphy!"

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:48 (twenty years ago) link

This show is the only thing they ever show on Comedy Central anymore. They just replay the same four episodes over and over and over. I mean it's good sometimes but DAMN!

― Dan I., Friday, 13 February 2004 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

WTF are you talking about? they've been running new episodes for a month now.

now, if you were talking about the only PROMO they ever showed, then yes...

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago) link

why is bush so positive that iraq has weapons of mass destruction?

negrodamus: he has a receipt.

This is official: Paul Mooney as Negrodamus is the greatest thing Comedy Central has ever aired.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago) link

Best ending to a movie ever:

I love weed, LOVE IT! But not as much as I love pussy! The End.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 13 February 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago) link

"What did the five fingers say to the face?"
"... What?"
"SLAP!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:10 (twenty years ago) link

"the mad real world"

chad: you're kicking me out. trey, you stabbed my dad and slept with my girlfriend!
trey: chad, i didn't f**k katie. LYSOL f**ked katie. i just filmed it.
katie: no, trey, you f**cked me too.
trey: correction, i f**cked katie too.
dave chappelle: hey chad...i f**cked katie too.

dave chappelle (in "interview"): katie had some big ass titties.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago) link

i only WISH i could get across how he pronounces "titties". i giggle like a schoolgirl every time i think of it.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:19 (twenty years ago) link

"tittaiyes"?

By the way, DC's character's name from the Real World sketch was Tron. You might remember Tron from the slavery reparations / "I'M RICH, BEEEEOTCH!" *truck horn* skit.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago) link

i have only seen that one episode!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago) link

[i try to only watch comedy central late at night while hammered]

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Chappelle as Rick James = classic

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

Truck full of Kool's...great shit, there.

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

Tron is also in the world's richest man bit.

8 hours of heat at a dice game...

(or am I thinking of the same sketch?)

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

CLICKETY CLACK! HOT DICE!

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:39 (twenty years ago) link

How about a lap dance?

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

My favorite is that guy whois always doing the robot whenever theres a club scene/people dancing. sweeyot.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:51 (twenty years ago) link

That Negrodamus bit was done by Bill Hicks for Desert Storm.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

"As soon as this check clears, we're going in!"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

and i think it's pronounced: "TAT-ehs!"

as in, "Girls! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy your TAT-ehs!"

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

"I can shove a $20 up her ass, but I better not have a hat on when I do it!"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

no, in the real world scene it was more ... "tit-hay"

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/turbo.jpg

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

His bit about being on mushrooms...I shouldn't spoil it, but it gets me every time.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:48 (twenty years ago) link

on NOW

I'm RICK JAMES, BITCH!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Sunday, 15 February 2004 06:32 (twenty years ago) link

Dave as Rick James in bitch-boots and Medusa-braids flying across the room and into a mirror = the funniest fucking thing I've seen in eons. And that episode only got better from that point on (same boots grinding into the couch = ohmigodiwetem funny).

Dave owns the word "bitch." DJ Assault still has "titties."

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 15 February 2004 07:10 (twenty years ago) link

wooo! two hours of Chappelle show tonight at midnight! Clickety clack!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Monday, 16 February 2004 04:48 (twenty years ago) link

Can we rename this the "Dave Chappelle is on Now, Bitch" thread?

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:03 (twenty years ago) link

get on AIM, bitch!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:05 (twenty years ago) link

Condoleeza Rice: Given Away By Blacks

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:24 (twenty years ago) link

This is a celebration!

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:52 (twenty years ago) link

CHARLIE MURPHY!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:13 (twenty years ago) link

"Comedy Central Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Entertainment will release "'Chappelle's Show': Season One Uncensored" DVD on Tuesday, Feb. 24. The DVD boxed set features the following: 12 outrageous episodes; audio commentary by Dave Chappelle and series co-creator/co-executive producer Neal Brennan on five episodes and a 30-minute deleted scenes/blooper reel. Other bonus footage includes an extended 20-minute version of the "Ask a Black Dude" sketch featuring comedian Paul Mooney. "

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:51 (twenty years ago) link

ask a gay dude is pretty good too.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 16 February 2004 19:40 (twenty years ago) link

Where can I get a .wav of Rick James' "Cocaine is a helluva drug"?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 16 February 2004 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

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Was it really 12 years?

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 30 August 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link

I was calculating the length of time between Chappelle's Show and the Netflix specials, I forgot he did that tour with Flight of the Conchords in 2013. I guess his real public comeback was SNL in 2016, where he said "I'll give Donald Trump a chance"? (which I know he says he regrets, still a monumentally stupid thing to say)

― frogbs, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 01:49 (two years ago) link

When was his Block Party thing, 2007?

― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 01:57 (two years ago) link

2005, during Chapelle's Show

― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 04:20 (two years ago) link

its kind of weird to think about that now, given how much of his persona today is just not giving a shit about anyone or anything

― frogbs, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 13:31 (two years ago) link

random question, anybody know why there's one ep of Chappelle's Show that's not available? like even though it's streaming, there's one episode missing - the only sketch I remember from it was "what if the Internet was a store?" or something like that.

it'll never come back now that Ron Jeremy is in it, but it's been gone since before that indictment.

― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 14:11 (two years ago) link

five months pass...

Clayton NIMBY

― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 10 February 2022 03:00 (two years ago) link

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