Happy Birthday to Beth Parker

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Thank you everybody for all the cheer! Now that it's the day after, I keep catching myself thinking that 50's over and now I'm 51.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 28 July 2006 11:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm only seven-and-a-half years away from the big five-o. Scary.

But belated happy birthday B; our paths don't cross much here on ILx, but good to have you around.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Huh, Marcello, we must be very close to the same age. (b. Nov '63)

Whitman Mayonnaise (Rock Hardy), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:17 (seventeen years ago) link

You're two months ahead of me.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Darn, I was hoping we were born the same day so I could claim we're twins and sponge money off of you.

Whitman Mayonnaise (Rock Hardy), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

feliz cumpleanos beth!

Ms. Misery TX (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I forgot to buy you a gardening book! You should have reminded me. What a madhouse, huh? I spent 50 buxx!

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

So did I! It must have been a fifty-buck day. I grabbed all the good gardening books as soon as I walked in. Also all the little golden guides. Donald came later and only bought three books before the heat caused him to flee. Why design a school gymnasium with no ventilation? Jeezy peezy. We'll go back on everything-free Monday..

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Happy Birthday, Beth!!! We will come over later and sing you the birthday song in Dutch!The Pudding Queen. The Queen of Rocks. The Queen of Clothing Optional Beaches. All Hail Beth, the Queen!

Maria :D, Friday, 27 July 2007 11:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Hurray to Beth Parker, artist fantastische!

Masonic Boom, Friday, 27 July 2007 11:37 (sixteen years ago) link

HOORAY! Feliz Cumpleanos most fabulous gardening lady!

Ms Misery, Friday, 27 July 2007 11:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy Birthday to the grande dame of ILX!

kv_nol, Friday, 27 July 2007 11:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy Birthday you!

Here are some yellow stones for your collection...
http://www.healingcrystals.com/images/yellow_jasper_tumbled.jpg

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 27 July 2007 11:54 (sixteen years ago) link

happy birthday ms. parker

hstencil, Friday, 27 July 2007 11:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Beth Parker,
perk bather
(the "brr" peak),
kept her bar;
bet her park.
'k, be pert, RAH!

Happy birthday woohoo!

anatol_merklich, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Bon Anniversaire!

Surmounter, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:06 (sixteen years ago) link

happy birthday/gelukkige verjaardag!

nathalie, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Awww I love all you guys! And tonight after I've started drinking wine out of the birdbath I shall return to the computer and get all maudlin!!!!!

Beth Parker, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy Birthday to the Queen! I hope your subjects bring you many nice things today.

aimurchie, Friday, 27 July 2007 13:07 (sixteen years ago) link

BETH GOOD EVERYONE ELSE BAD

Dimension 5ive, Friday, 27 July 2007 13:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy Birthday Beth! Here's another yellow stone!

http://i10.tinypic.com/6c5ft60.jpg

StanM, Friday, 27 July 2007 13:18 (sixteen years ago) link

(oh come on tinypic, don't die now)

StanM, Friday, 27 July 2007 13:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy Birthday Beth :)

onimo, Friday, 27 July 2007 13:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Wishing you the happiest of birthdays, Beth! I hope your day is fab.

Because I like Wallace & Gromit so much, I thought I'd try and find a picture of a W&G birthday cake for you. What I found instead though was this abberation, purportedly made by a professional bakery known for always having appallingly bad character cakes in their shop's window display :

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/33219_54c6d567a4.jpg

I love how Wallace doesn't look anything like he's supposed to. Plus his arm has fallen off. And Gromit's newspaper seems to have been written in blood.

I hope you like it too!

C J, Friday, 27 July 2007 13:24 (sixteen years ago) link

HAPPY BETHDAY TO YOU!!!!! And many lush and fabulous returns of the day!

Jaq, Friday, 27 July 2007 13:38 (sixteen years ago) link

(CJ, that is rather terrifying! Wallace has left his dentures out and stuffed his cheeks w/ cotton to play the Godfather)

Jaq, Friday, 27 July 2007 13:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Harpy Birthday, Beth! Will see you later for cake & ale!

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2007 13:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Have a wonderful time, Beth!

Mark C, Friday, 27 July 2007 13:57 (sixteen years ago) link

hb, b!

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 July 2007 14:03 (sixteen years ago) link

happy birthday! a celebratory robot drawing, perchance?

Just got offed, Friday, 27 July 2007 14:05 (sixteen years ago) link

happy birthday awesome beth parker yaaay!!

rrrobyn, Friday, 27 July 2007 14:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy birthday Beth! I wouldn't break radio silence for just anyone!

Rock Hardy, Friday, 27 July 2007 14:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Hurrah the most excellent gardener. :-)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 July 2007 14:17 (sixteen years ago) link

happy birfday!

kingfish, Friday, 27 July 2007 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link

A la poétesse la plus éxquise d'ILX, je souhaite le plus joyeux des anniversaires.

Michael White, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.take2max.com/images/gumdropcake.jpg

Happy, happy birthday Beth! Hope it's a fantastic day. xxx

luna, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link

a happy big bucket full of shiny beach stones for you!

patita, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy birthday, Beth, you surefire cure for the mulligrubs! You tower over us all like a friendly giant of good countenance.

Aimless, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh for happy birthday's sake!

Casuistry, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link

i like beth's pointillist drawerings

Rock Hardy, Friday, 27 July 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Thank you all! I am working my way through all the piles of birthday potluck food! Have to keep eating! Drinking! Applying insect repellent!

Beth Parker, Saturday, 28 July 2007 00:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Happiest of birthdays to you, Beth, wonderful aesthete, kind person & poster of my all-time favorite thread, "My Secret Vise."

Abbott, Saturday, 28 July 2007 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Aha! So that's where Abbott developed her crush on Beth.

Aimless, Saturday, 28 July 2007 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy Birthday, Beth!

youn, Saturday, 28 July 2007 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy birthday! Check it!

Keith, Saturday, 28 July 2007 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link

that was fun, beth. i am stuffed. so much food! donald is the saint of the grill. the boys had fun too.

scott seward, Saturday, 28 July 2007 02:03 (sixteen years ago) link

as did I (Maria posting from Scott's thing so as to not disrupt the music -- Prints -- get this album)

scott seward, Saturday, 28 July 2007 03:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Beth, have you been drinking wine out of the bird bath?

Ms Misery, Saturday, 28 July 2007 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link

did bob project any images on the side of your house? (maria here)

scott seward, Saturday, 28 July 2007 04:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy Birthday. Your posts are among the tops of tops. The stones make me want to paint even more.

Andi Mags, Saturday, 28 July 2007 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link

We had to go back inside because of the vicious insects.
Best birthday ever. Work tomorrow, so off to bed.
GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!!!!!!

Beth Parker, Saturday, 28 July 2007 04:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm wishing you a belated birthday, Beth! You rock - and so does your thread with all the beautiful rocks. :)

Sara R-C, Sunday, 29 July 2007 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm also wishing you a belated happy birthday, Beth. I was away and couldn't post before. I'm sorry the vicious insects drove you to an early end to your party.

accentmonkey, Sunday, 29 July 2007 08:07 (sixteen years ago) link

tits. missed this. many belated happy returns.

grimly fiendish, Monday, 30 July 2007 08:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Thank you! The birthday festivities continue, because—get this—we got so wrapped-up in the party that we FORGOT ABOUT THE BIRTHDAY CAKE.
It was supposed to be taken out of the freezer an hour before eating, but it was bedtime by the time we remembered it. So we have to have another party! It's a fabulous cake with four layers of different kinds of chocolate and mousse. A chef we know makes them as a side-line. I ordered a giant one for my husband's 50th and covered it with raspberries. Num num num.

Beth Parker, Monday, 30 July 2007 13:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Okay, that is completely awesome.

Sara R-C, Monday, 30 July 2007 14:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh no, damn having no internet at home. HAPPY HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BETH!! Glad you had a fabulous par-tay.

Hard like armour, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link


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