The . . . odd . . . opinions of Henry Rollins

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Whoa. I so hope that's true.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 April 2003 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

Unless Henry's performing with his band, doing a talking show, or writing a book, you can pretty safely assume he's doing whatever he's doing FOR MONEY. Cathy Rogers is hott, by the way.

Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 27 April 2003 22:30 (twenty years ago) link

Does he do the other stuff for free?

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 April 2003 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

If Ayn Rand were a tatooed muscled bound man delving into stand-up comedy??????????
http://www.objectivemedicine.org/images/Ayn_Rand_III.gif

Black Flack, Monday, 28 April 2003 00:05 (twenty years ago) link

Yes he does, Ally.

Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 28 April 2003 00:11 (twenty years ago) link

How do I get him to come over my apartment and do it, then?

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 April 2003 01:02 (twenty years ago) link

Groan...

Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 28 April 2003 01:11 (twenty years ago) link

Bribe him with Slim Jims

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 28 April 2003 01:12 (twenty years ago) link

You people suck, you're not even funny! I'm so disappointed.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 April 2003 16:19 (twenty years ago) link

I love his Ween rant. I put it on as the first track on a Ween mix CD once.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 April 2003 16:41 (twenty years ago) link

That's pretty good, eh Ally? I apologized over on ILE for sucking before you even said I suck! Or did you say I suck after I apologized? Fuck it. Henry would just talk about his dick if he were to visit your apartment and then jerk off on the door of your apartment upon leaving. Probably for the best if you don't have him over.

Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 03:16 (twenty years ago) link

I thought that's what hstencil was going to do when he came over.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 03:17 (twenty years ago) link

: (

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

I'm sorry.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 03:33 (twenty years ago) link

s'okay, I'll live.

hstencil, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 03:42 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...
'The Aussie PM can go f@ck himself'
[High five the stick, Henry]

On a recent flight from New Zealand to Australia a man found himself seated next to a musclebound gentleman reading a book bearing the ominous tile "Jihad: The Rise Of Militant Islam In Central Asia."

He did what any hopelessly paranoid slab of quivering milquetoast would do: He reported the guy to Australia's National Security hotline.

That guy was punk rock legend Henry Rollins.

Rollins received a letter warning him of his status as a suspected terrorist from a "nice lady" in the Australian government:

The person who sat next to you on the flight from New Zealand does not agree with your politics or choice of reading and so nominated you as a possible threat. As they were too cowardly or stupid to leave their details I can’t call them to discuss their idiocy with them.

In his response to the kindly tipster the former Black Flag frontman noted the irony that the book is written by a reporter from the Wall Street Journal, one of America's more conservative newspapers, and was published by Yale University, President Bush's alma mater.

The D.C. native then asked the woman to send along a message to her higher-ups:

Please tell your government and everyone in your office to go f*ck themselves. Tell them twice. If your boss is looking for something to do, you can tell him I suggest he go f*ck himself. Baghdad's safer than my hometown and your PM is a sissy. You have a nice night.

Though firmly against the war in Iraq and no fan of President Bush, Rollins is an unassailable patriot and supporter of the Armed Services. During the Christmas season he made his sixth USO tour.

"The troops, they're my heroes," Rollins said. "You don't need me out there like some Tokyo Rose. I wouldn't go on a tear on Bush out there, because it'd be distracting."

http://www.sploid.com/news/2006/02/the_aussie_pm_c.php

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 10:19 (eighteen years ago) link

No no, you've misunderstood. We don't report anyone for suspected terrorist activities for reading about Islam. We report them for reading at all.

ratty, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 11:07 (eighteen years ago) link

he's a big fan of DC Go-Go, so props to him

mentalist (mentalist), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 11:09 (eighteen years ago) link

i saw him at university of maryland a few years back and he was quite honestly hilarious and a captivating storyteller. hank, yr all right by me. and yeah, he put out that amazing trouble funk live/early singles set. what a mensch.

wangdangsweetpentangle (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Singer/spoken-word artist Henry Rollins had an interesting take on Britney Spears during a recent interview with Sun Media.

Rollins was talking about how it always is a good idea to befriend the sound engineers at any music studio, because they're the ones with the best stories.

"They have the black chick come in and sing, and Britney sings over it, and they mix them together," said Rollins, who has his own talk show on IFC.

"(Britney) gets her phrasing basically from this older R&B woman. I found that out talking to an engineer.

"Britney apparently isn't actually the worst singer, she just has no feel. So they bring in this older black woman who sings the song, then Britney sings to it, and they kind of make a mix of the two voices, and that's what you hear on the records."

http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/Artists/S/Spears_Britney/2008/03/21/5068996-sun.html

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

shocker.

Jordan, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

"the black chick"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP1UnKV4Gf0

Bus Driver Stu, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

This one ain't so odd:

http://twitpic.com/1e376w

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 April 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

ok thats awesome

HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 April 2010 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

his radio show is the only thing on kcrw worth listening to.

Trollmatic Reflexions (ojo), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

rollins otm

m@tt (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, but it would be better if he gave examples

Zeno, Friday, 9 April 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Axl Rose?

Convenience Fish (snoball), Friday, 9 April 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

He supports the people, man! Rich rock are total dickwadz!!!!

kornrulez6969, Friday, 9 April 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Bless him

Soukesian, Friday, 9 April 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

also, those infinite zero samplers were the shit.

Trollmatic Reflexions (ojo), Friday, 9 April 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBjtghitGOM

billstevejim, Monday, 19 April 2010 06:40 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Perhaps not odd.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

goddamnit henry, stop being so dramatic. either make twitter your bitch or shut the fuck up.

zingstreet (latebloomer), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

I hope this means Danzig is next!

brio, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

don't you have to be over 4 foot 8 to have a Twitter

starland vocal banned (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

goddamnit henry, stop being so dramatic. either make twitter your bitch or shut the fuck up.

In all fairness, he was likely doing pushups when he tweeted that.

shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

Pushups with one arm, typing/texting with the other.

Mark G, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 11:02 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

that's why he's on Vh1 it's for ADULTS

da croupier, Thursday, 2 June 2011 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

relevant tweet re life being too short for "sissy boys writing namby pamby songs about girls they never had in the first place": https://twitter.com/henryrollins/status/70739869713960960

da croupier, Thursday, 2 June 2011 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

No, he's off to see Dinosaur Jr.

Mark G, Thursday, 2 June 2011 13:29 (twelve years ago) link

REAL MUSIC

da croupier, Thursday, 2 June 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

xxxp watching VH1 is a pretty good way to stay angry

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 2 June 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

If the Twitter feed is to believed, he is in India or somewhere making snake/bug documentaries for National Geographic

total ass retain (MaresNest), Thursday, 2 June 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

https://vimeo.com/89659920

Kornblud (admrl), Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link

woah

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 12 June 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link

:D

mh, Friday, 13 June 2014 01:37 (nine years ago) link

he should post to ilm with all the CDs he's hoarding

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 21:43 (five years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Seems to be streaming audio, no podcast option, unless I have too many plug-in blockers (but I ctrl+f'd the source code for the page)

donald failson (sic), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 18:41 (four years ago) link

I like to think of him looking for his Buggles test-pressing ($17 on Ebay) in that photograph.

Maresn3st, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 19:57 (four years ago) link

The Impulse! section needs some work, Henry. Man, that's a tidy collection.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link

This could potentially make a thread but which musicians/commentators have their own personal version of Godwin's law, ie:

Rollins mentioning his quite good friends with Ian MacKaye
Don Letts mentioning he worked with the Clash

?

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link

Donovan: Beatles/Zep

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link


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