I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT THIS SO I'M PUTTING IT HERE

Many years ago, I heard someone say: "If you and I are standing in gasoline up to our ankles and you have 3 matches and I have 4, which of us is more
secure?"

- Zen Clown

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 04:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Hassle free, a biscuit made from cannibals, the people who make these die almost every time. as genial as with biscuit as with fowl, cannibals always become unusual gourmands with exacting tastes. you can now assume these tastes without the years of hard work that went into cultivating them simply by ordering these delightful biscuits -- you'll fare better once they're in you, and they're so, so, so, so, just so. Stop sitting by yourself at the chapel, bring a plate of these delightful biscuits made from cannibals. Don't ask where they're from, rest assured -- they're from somewhere else.

The pointy corners of these biscuits allow for greater biscuit area submersion when dunking one in blood. Or tea. Did I say blood?

A word about manufacturing. First he becomes a biscuit, and then they eat him. This is one of the most powerful images in all of colonial discourse we're selling tonight on the Chopping Channel, graduate students the world over have already done the thinking for you on this one, all you need to do is enjoy.

Why waste your time laughing at those young people still shocked & outraged by disclosures of sweatshops, when you could be eating a cannibal biscuit.

― Milton Parker, Friday, 21 December 2007 02:30 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philipp_I_of_Hesse#Bigamous_Marriage

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 22 December 2007 05:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Wounded Iraqi camera

― Sébastien, Monday, 24 December 2007 07:01 (sixteen years ago) link

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― jergïns, Thursday, 27 December 2007 09:24 (sixteen years ago) link

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― jergïns, Thursday, 27 December 2007 09:25 (sixteen years ago) link

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― generalmills, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

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― gr8080, Sunday, 30 December 2007 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://bostworld.files.wordpress.com/2006/04/toronto.jpg

― jergïns, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:54 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1121/hihoht9.jpg

― Sébastien, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 04:09 (sixteen years ago) link

"We are rich. You guys aren't getting it. The $1 million/year that it will cost is like a rounding error in our business (enterprise software)." - Philip Greenspun

― Much Hard One, Sunday, 3 February 2008 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link

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― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 4 February 2008 10:54 (sixteen years ago) link

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― jergïns, Monday, 4 February 2008 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link

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― jergïns, Saturday, 16 February 2008 08:34 (sixteen years ago) link

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― carne asada, Friday, 29 February 2008 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link

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― Ai Lien, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 04:20 (sixteen years ago) link

what follow beer is more beer

― Sébastien, Thursday, 6 March 2008 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

hey london, messed up teenage girl
you're fucked up
you're fucked up
l o n d o n spells LONDON!

― Sébastien, Saturday, 8 March 2008 04:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Коммерческое предложение от фирмы Авэкс

― lxy, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 01:50 (sixteen years ago) link

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― YOUR ORGANS, Friday, 14 March 2008 08:05 (sixteen years ago) link

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― gr8080, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

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― jergïns, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 07:45 (sixteen years ago) link

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― gr8080, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link

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― am0n, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

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― jergïns, Thursday, 10 April 2008 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link

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― gr8080, Sunday, 13 April 2008 06:13 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

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― gr8080, Monday, 28 April 2008 06:05 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.poochiepals.com/images/Ofarside2005werecow.jpg

― jergïns, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link

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― gr8080, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

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― gr8080, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

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― Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Sunday, 5 March 2023 10:53 (one year ago) link

Fans at the festival were likely reacting to the alleged online beef among Gomez, Kylie Jenner and Hailey Bieber, which began late last month with an alleged laminated eyebrow diss.

― ledge, Friday, 10 March 2023 09:53 (one year ago) link

32. Franklin D. Roosevelt pic.twitter.com/QujunzIISR
— Cam Harless (@hamcarless) March 13, 2023

I can't unsee this. You're welcome.

― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 13:47 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

I was going to walk through the moors and shout Moaty it's me

This will be the highlight of the subsequent motion picture

― A prog venn diagram for you to think about (Matt #2), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:26 (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/apr/14/hunt-for-raoul-moat-itv-drama-rothbury-northumberland

― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Friday, 14 April 2023 18:57 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

Just got an email from my local bagel place with the subject line

You asked, we listened: Re-introducing plant-based eggs

― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 31 July 2023 23:56 (eight months ago) link

Now that I understand this right
Let me take it to the mic
This revolution has just begun

― omar little, Sunday, 6 August 2023 17:18 (eight months ago) link

eight months pass...

Nice posts https://health-planet.org/

― MaticMagister, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 09:32 (one week ago) link

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