why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

my stepfather was way into it so i know its as dodgy as hell at least in australia. dog latin's DN is awesome btw

more shirts

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/s403x403/969185_468827033200990_615075772_n.jpg

"You got her a corsage? Well here's YOUR corsage." *glower*

"whatever you do to her, I will do to you"

Milkshakes, walks in the park, bunches of flowers.

a polite smooch on the cheek

thought that said "I hurt her, I hurt you"

hurting you and her and everyone else hurts me more than it hurts you and her and everyone else

I just read that post out of context and thought I had done something terrible

I thought they were addressing you too. lol.

I'm not sure how to follow the rule "I'm everywhere"

hope he owns a My Little Pony costume

Hurting?

remember, if my daughter is hurting, you're hurting, or I'm not Hurting

*gets a lawyer*

Why is it on the back of the shirt?

like any self-respecting father is going to face the no-good bum trying to date his daughter

otm

It's on the back of the shirt so you can read it while you KISS HIS ASS.

lol @ any of that making sense to a teenage boy

Irl lol at carl agatha

It's on the back of the shirt so you can read it while you KISS HIS ASS.

― carl agatha, Monday, June 17, 2013 4:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or while you TOSS HIS SALAD, just like in JAIL

I think that's an entirely different shirt

everything you do to my daughter you also have to do to me in the butt

omg hahhaha

"Oh, you got her a a corsage?" etc

add "in the butt" to every item on the list

get a job in the butt hee hee

get a lawyer in the butt harglh

My closest friend of some 24 years, who has a 13 year old daughter and is a cop, just shared that t-shirt on FB unironically. His comment: "See, it's not just me!"

;_;

either he'll break her spirit or she'll break his heart.

http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/6348/d939.jpg

what's a gentleman to a non-believer

and i got spurs that jingle jangle jingle

http://i.imgur.com/uvrwnu1.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/uvrwnu1.jpg

I am willfully misreading it as AND A GENTLEMAN HAS ASS

huge lol @ f hazel there

YOU'RE MUCH TOO YOUNG
TO DIE FOR THE SINS OF MAN

suddenly the rest of my friends are making bitstrips comics of themselves, a good two months after a handful of other friends did it and it was kinda cute.

NOW I'M GOING TO MURDER EVERYONE

like this?

http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ulrich-krazy_1000px.jpg

somehow i stumbled onto this page. the pathos here is just kind of shattering if i think about it too much. there must be thousands and thousands of pages like this.

https://www.facebook.com/DJSILIVER

Tracer, are you familiar with BH ideas?

Oh God, his fiance's too. :(

manupgodsway.org

Man, U P God's way.

manup godsway, west african actor who appeared in several minor 1980s comedies

Nice find, Tracer. I. Hope. That. It's. Real. Like. True. Love.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/6482_550936254948775_476924498_n.jpg

i hate to say it, but...mickey mouse didn't hear you at all because you quietly asked and it had a giant shell of plastic surrounding its head!

The first person I ever spoke to in my invented language. I quietly asked him "Yurgon bloventhmeka!! Garnon Frinook!! Par rizzy wizzle??". It took a moment but he nodded and held me very close for a photo. I still cry every time I look at it.

The first person I came out to was Furby. I was twelve. I quietly asked him of he would still love me if I liked girls. It took me a moment but he flapped his ears, said, "Doo-moh a-tay," and held my finger in his beak for a photo. I still cry every time I look at it.