why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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suddenly the rest of my friends are making bitstrips comics of themselves, a good two months after a handful of other friends did it and it was kinda cute.

NOW I'M GOING TO MURDER EVERYONE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link

somehow i stumbled onto this page. the pathos here is just kind of shattering if i think about it too much. there must be thousands and thousands of pages like this.

https://www.facebook.com/DJSILIVER

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:13 (ten years ago) link

Tracer, are you familiar with BH ideas?

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link

Oh God, his fiance's too. :(

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link

manupgodsway.org

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link

Man, U P God's way.

This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link

manup godsway, west african actor who appeared in several minor 1980s comedies

Spectrum, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link

Nice find, Tracer. I. Hope. That. It's. Real. Like. True. Love.

pplains, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/6482_550936254948775_476924498_n.jpg

i hate to say it, but...mickey mouse didn't hear you at all because you quietly asked and it had a giant shell of plastic surrounding its head!

Z S, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link

The first person I ever spoke to in my invented language. I quietly asked him "Yurgon bloventhmeka!! Garnon Frinook!! Par rizzy wizzle??". It took a moment but he nodded and held me very close for a photo. I still cry every time I look at it.

Z S, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link

The first person I came out to was Furby. I was twelve. I quietly asked him of he would still love me if I liked girls. It took me a moment but he flapped his ears, said, "Doo-moh a-tay," and held my finger in his beak for a photo. I still cry every time I look at it.

☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link

*took me

☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link

took somebody, anyway..

Mark G, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link

You guys have become Siva, destroyer of disney worlds.

Aimless, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

The first person I came out to was Siva, destroyer of worlds.

He said lol I'll kick your ass fag

idk. I'm pretty sure I've been that high.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link

I'm pretty sure [cousin's name redacted] has also been that high.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link

i'd eat strawberry cake in a bush after like three puffs off a joint. shit, I'll do it right now sober, I'm 10 blocks from central park, who's bringing the cake.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link

if you give me a cake i'll just sit down to eat it it doesn't matter where i am

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link

x-post - otm

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link

zachylon otm too for that matter

i just want cake now

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_o7aSjl_E

keyser saucy vagina (DJP), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link

I am a block away from macarthur park I deserve the cake the most

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link

someone give me a cake before I go to the valley

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link

i have a slice of cake downstairs but i already ate

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link

A CLASSIC

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1011694_10151676223197855_367585068_n.jpg

but posted with the comment "Bob marley knew."

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link

"Bob marley knew"

--Bob Marley

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link

Bob "9 Amazing Women" Marley

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8906/aute.jpg

makes u think

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link

or you just want an excuse to give yourself a thumbs up

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

"man i sure flipped that coin good! i love myself today!"

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

in my household if I flipped a coin one of my roommates would steal it out from under me so nuh-uh not gonna happen

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link

sometimes i flip a coin just because i'm in the middle of a football field and everyone seems to get angry at me when i don't

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link

As the coin spun in the air, I suddenly realized "I want it to come up tails"

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:23 (ten years ago) link

And he put down the razor blade.

nickn, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link

I like to imagine the person in the pic throwing the coin up in the air and then getting tackled by a linebacker before it lands

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:44 (ten years ago) link

yes plz.

Mark G, Thursday, 20 June 2013 08:06 (ten years ago) link

http://i42.tinypic.com/f0qhrn.jpg

*sigh*

MaresNest, Thursday, 20 June 2013 09:46 (ten years ago) link

nice to see Facebook as the last refuge of urbane high culture

The drone that was played caused panic and confusion (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 June 2013 09:48 (ten years ago) link

Iain Banks OTM

Neil S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 10:08 (ten years ago) link

people posting that on facebook can GTFO though obvs

Neil S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 10:11 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vqJiA96.jpg

乒乓, Thursday, 20 June 2013 11:28 (ten years ago) link

^^^ doesn't understand how fertilization happens

The drone that was played caused panic and confusion (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 June 2013 11:30 (ten years ago) link

I dunno, "inside" seems the right word ..

Mark G, Thursday, 20 June 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link

that raises a number of questions that are too stupid to pose individually.

Neil S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link

I for one welcome our new giant chthonic overlords shortly to break free from their imprisonment within the earth, destroying it utterly.

nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Thursday, 20 June 2013 13:51 (ten years ago) link


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