OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

play this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwHw6jo1E3M

underneath this clip of twitter's Rob Delaney bombing horrifically on Jimmy Kimmel a few months ago and you'll have a deleted scene from a David Lynch film.

http://edgecast.metatube-files.buscafs.com/uploads/videos/flv/video_172571.mp4

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/imagen-if-i-did-molly-and-then-imagened-an-epsode-of-seinfeld-where-they-do-molly

imagen reading that entire thing

especially fond of the inception bit and this:

Acording to New York Times, 'Molly' is like this prety awesome drug that black rapers like Kanye West and Miley Cyres like to sing about in their beats, but also caucasien poeple like Kaitlin, a 22-year-old senier at Columbia University, and women who are like 50 who have been writen about in Town Talk Magazine, take at dance party's in Wiliamsburg. New York Times say 'Molly' is grate because it get you fucked up but still feel crisp.

why does current day seinfeld spell like that in long form? makes sense in tweets, apparently he has no editor

idgi

it's "funny"

i think if you have to ask that question then maybe you don't really get the account?

this article is like a sub-par 2004 article on somethingawful.com

well... makes sense

this stuff really does not work in longform

if you're known for a schtick you can't exactly break character, for better or worse

this stuff really does not work in longform

― IKEA-Guinea (donna rouge), Tuesday, June 25, 2013 4:26 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

esp when you're like explaining it

Acording to New York Times, 'Molly' is like this prety awesome drug that black rapers like Kanye West and Miley Cyres like to sing about in their beats, but also caucasien poeple like Kaitlin, a 22-year-old senier at Columbia University, and women who are like 50 who have been writen about in Town Talk Magazine, take at dance party's in Wiliamsburg. New York Times say 'Molly' is grate because it get you fucked up but still feel crisp.

this seems like a pretty minimal effort at humour imo

somethingawful, like the onion, is a lot funnier in 140 characters or less

― 乒乓, Saturday, May 11, 2013 2:06 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

that just seems factual with no humor! I mean, with the exception of the odd interjection of "caucasien" and the misspellings

its poetry

dialogism

sreegs @ahuj9 3h
"Is this canon??" I shout as I'm led away in handcuffs, "Is this canon or part of the extended universe??"

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_macma01pwP1qcwuqfo1_500.png

what is happening with weird twitter backlash I saw a bunch of tweets but I can never tell with you people

https://twitter.com/grifteezy/status/350492501800529924

Jon Williams @WIZARDISHUNGRY
Does anyone have the @prince_stolas magic the gathering card saved?

lol

_________ followed
Pizza Dog @Pizza_Dog
Who's a good boy that likes pizza? I am! I'm Pizza Dog!

Is that based on the character from the hawkeye comic

anybody listening to the Welcome To Night Vale podcast? i'd seen the twitter account retweeted for a few months but only started listening to the show -- recommended for thebibandit / utilitylimb fans, so

i first heard about it like three days ago and now it's the only thing i ever hear about anymore and i still don't know what it is

http://i44.tinypic.com/28qxhuf.png

aww wolfpupy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gruban_Mali%C4%87

been listening to welcome to night vale all day. love it. is it made by the person behind utility limb? this makes it seem that way: https://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToNightVale/posts/280683678718466

i've been enjoying it well enough, but i find that i have a limited of about 2 episodes at a time, otherwise the monotony of the announcer's voice starts to recede into background noise. i'm pretty sure that a few 'weird twitter' personae contributed in one way or another but idk if utilitylimb / bibandit were among them -- i daresay it's a bit below his level of quality tbh

a limit*

Is that based on the character from the hawkeye comic

late pass but yes

should i even bother to check this out or

i'm thinkin i'll pass

ok

my current fave twitter acct is secret egg!!

secret egg!! @raresecretegg
here an importent Science facts:
•cats are basically the Softest thing
•the moon is wayy bigger than a house
•a log is a tree takeing a naps

secret egg!! @raresecretegg
lightnngs is when a cloud reach down and try to's hug the earth!!! he doesnt know his arms is made of zappy electricitys

secret egg!! @raresecretegg
it must be cool to be a bug you could go hang gliding with a leaf you use a leaf like a boat basically you can use a leaf to get places

its like a 5yo bill_nye_tho

I would not have thought that'd be your thing! I like those tweets.

Five bucks says Modern Seinfeld and Seinfeld 2000 run by the same guy and Seinfeld 2000 is just how he vents his pain at having unlikely viral success.

i appreciate these new seinfields, i always wonder what the deals with thigns are.

feel like that secret egg mode is very common in certain megapopular tumblr posts and i'm sick of it

i too abhor that egg

i'm pretty sure that a few 'weird twitter' personae contributed in one way or another but idk if utilitylimb / bibandit were among them -- i daresay it's a bit below his level of quality tbh

yeah as much as i dig it i'm 99.9% sure that dude isn't involved. it's co-written by this guy: https://twitter.com/planetoffinks and distributed by his tiny lil publishing house. he seems very nice

feel like that secret egg mode is very common in certain megapopular tumblr posts and i'm sick of it

this egg thing is the exact vapid steve roggenbuck brand of """"""alt lit"""""" intentional-misspelling faux-wonder that makes me want to dig a fuckin hole and lie down in it

lol that's on point but i feel like defending roggenbuck, who i actually do find funny when he isn't trying to sound meaningful (and only his vids, never the txt bs, so)

*shouting into a laptop in a field somewhere* Im kisseing u in my moms miinvan!!!! My dead gay dog maeks me epically loev lief!!!!!!!

it's mostly his silly voice tbh