Twitter C/D

btw I have just added a metric fuckload of random people who I think are ilxors and will prob. remove them just as soon as I work out what the hell is going on. If in the meantime you find it crepey/disturbing tell me and I will gladly remove you with all speed.

What you said.

get ready for some really exciting tweets about soup!

btw I have just added a metric fuckload of random people who I think are ilxors and will prob. remove them just as soon as I work out what the hell is going on. If in the meantime you find it crepey/disturbing tell me and I will gladly remove you with all speed.

What you said.

... and indeed what they both said.

you gotta figure random ppl are gonna follow u, part of the fun in my opinion, drill my pov into their brains

that ended grosser than intended

Yeah! Skull fuck the world!

Like any blogger who knows his site is pointless, my greatest hope is that people who follow me are as bored as I am.

okay, Graham Linehan lasted all of eight hours. Waking up to find 110 new tweets, uh, no thanks.

Ah, so that is who all these strange new people following me on twitter is! You're not strangers, you're ILX0rs.

Many of them are. I'd bet some are just random people, though.

I get spammers who don't say anything and disappear within 24 hours anyway. It's all rather creepy in that regard.

I get a little appalled when a client asks me to set up a Twitter account for him. 1) You don't need me to do that. 2) I'm not going to update the fucker, and unless you are, I can't see the point. 3) Who told you this was a fantastic new way to sell things? Because I want to sock that person in the nose.

Actually #3 is conditional -- you can sell things on Twitter, sure. If you make things. But look here client man -- you make auto parts. Trust me when I say that Twitter is not your market.

That's for RSS anyway. Jesus.

Technology is routinely fucked over by people who don't get what it's for and go misappropriating it. e.g. Facebook was for SOCIAL networking until old people en masse started hunting down their kids.

And their staff.

And the people journos want to chase for a "story".

(well not old people, just people, obv)

My user name is igotabeefpastry

Wouldn't have guessed it, for sure.

haha

Rah!

If this thread turns into a thread of people talking about what they were talking about on twitter I think I might just well go shoot myself.

lol

abbs i am following u now btw

Trayce if this becomes ANYTHING like the last.fm thread forsooth I will personally firebomb ilx

I loathe lastfm's user/artist architecture so much I didn't even want to open that thread. Glad I didn't.

so this is the ILX twitter "backchannel" then?

http://www.theawesomefunbook.com/imagenes/big-no.jpg

me

http://twitter.com/jordanmort

I'm totally new to this (http://twitter.com/baaderonixxxx) but as a noob it seems this is way more geared towards web biz networking than proper social stuff.

e.g. http://blog.mrtweet.net/what-unique-meaningful-value-have-you-gotten-out-of-twitter

2) Valuable Business Relationships

NO NO NO NO NONO NO NONO NONONOON

It's like passing notes in class. It's not meaningful at all, but it sure is fun.

You know, I'm not sure that it is.

Er, nothing against any particular ilxors, mind, but in my week-or-so of pissfarting around with this thing I've not been particularly compelled by anything yet.

Well, it's pretty reductively only as interesting as the people you follow (or, rather, as interesting as you find the people you follow to be). I guess it depends what you deem an acceptable signal-to-noise ratio: me, I enjoy skimming over the quotidian musings of other people (cf Facebook) and find some of it very entertaining, even if only for a moment or two.

But if you're expecting a non-stop open channel of wit and wisdom, Twitter is probably never going to be the place to go.

my favorite tweeter is "Brian Eno," who sends me an oblique strategy every morning.

He just old me to breathe more deeply.

I am not going to start following any more Big Name Producers. I am not. Oh, fuck it...

Grimly - have you given up on your desire to have them all sent to your phone as texts like the old days?

There are a few "brian eno"s on twitter. No idea if any of them are brian eno.

I'd like an oblique strategem every morning. That I would like.

Twitter is only good if you follow people you know well enough to actually care about the tiny minutia of their lives. I'd find it intrusive to follow a stranger. (latest big crush excepted, of course.)

http://twitter.com/Brian_Eno

Eddie Izzard gets it. He would, wouldn't he?

http://twitter.com/EddieIzzard

I didn't realise he was where the phrase "pears can just fuck off" came from.

Grimly - have you given up on your desire to have them all sent to your phone as texts like the old days?

Oddly, yes.

(Funny how an entire dynamic can change, though, isn't it? Twitter now is something very different to Twitter then.)

i am hoping brian eno oblique strats will change my life, thankig u, kenan.

Dean Gaffney definitely gets it.

http://twitter.com/Dean_Gaffney

"my 1000th follower will get a mars bar in the post from me"

Amusingly, it's now stuck on 997.