Well no shit
― ω (carne asada), Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link
what do they do now?
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link
not a whole hell of a lot
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:25 (ten years ago) link
go 39-43
amnesty kobe
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:26 (ten years ago) link
fire sale pau and nash for picks?
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link
hahaha kobe unfollowed dwight on twitter
― frogbs, Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:03 (ten years ago) link
does anyone on the planet not hate dwight at this point
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:06 (ten years ago) link
Recap of tonight's events:http://i.imgur.com/OFmwkzM.gif
― frogbs, Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:10 (ten years ago) link
xpost shaq probably thinks it's hilarious
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:10 (ten years ago) link
lol frogbs
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:12 (ten years ago) link
wouldn't be a huge drop off from last year if they pull this off.
― Clay, Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:13 (ten years ago) link
yeah they will be way worse than that. No one on that team is getting any better
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:16 (ten years ago) link
they could win 43 if they resort to Home Alone pranks at each home game....
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:20 (ten years ago) link
wonder if Dwight will take those guys up on the free condoms
― Clay, Saturday, 6 July 2013 05:29 (ten years ago) link
I heard that is what put him over the top for the decision
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 6 July 2013 05:40 (ten years ago) link
haha that summery of last years Dwight trade I was super convinced Orlando got screwed lmao
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 July 2013 08:16 (ten years ago) link
everyone was!
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 6 July 2013 12:26 (ten years ago) link
“It was on the Fourth of July,” Howard said. “That’s when I felt it was Houston. I was in Colorado. It seemed like every person that I met was from Houston. It was just so ironic. I’d walk around. Someone would ask for a picture. They’d give me a business card and it would say Houston on it. I was like, “Is everybody in Colorado from Houston right now?’ It was unbelievable. “I was like, ‘You know what, this has to be from God."
how much u wanna bet morey paid a bunch of locals and gave them fake business cards to give to dwight
― TALK TO THE HAND CUZ THE FACE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT (m bison), Sunday, 7 July 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link
also, dwight, everyone u met in colorado is from texas because that is where texans vacation in the summers. right now it is 4 billion degrees in houston plus 72000% humidity, it feels like satan ripped an endless burp in your face #fuckhoustonbtw
― TALK TO THE HAND CUZ THE FACE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT (m bison), Sunday, 7 July 2013 02:03 (ten years ago) link
"It was just so ironic."
― worldstar (am0n), Monday, 8 July 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link
― TALK TO THE HAND CUZ THE FACE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT (m bison), Saturday, July 6, 2013 10:03 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
otm
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 8 July 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wecRyKrNgc
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
i cant believe chandler was cheating on lin
“I think I had a big impact,” Parsons said at USA Basketball’s mini-camp. “The first thing he said at the press conference was that, ‘You guys should thank Chandler Parsons because he is a big reason why I am here.’“Obviously, he loves the team, [general manager] Daryl Morey, coach [Kevin] McHale and all that. But I think I just gave him that comfort that you got one of your boys here who is also a key part to the team, a young guy. And we can grow on this for a long time.”“I spent a lot of time during the summer in L.A.,” Parsons said. “We kind of just hit it off. We literally would text every day. He’d call me at 8 p.m. with a question and then he’d call me at midnight with the same question. I respect the way he handled [his free agency]. He took his time and weighed all his options.“I was just that guy trying to make him feel as comfortable as possible. We have very similar personalities. We are both outgoing. We’re always smiling. We like to have fun. I made him really comfortable that he was not only coming to a really good team, but a team with his friends on it.”
“Obviously, he loves the team, [general manager] Daryl Morey, coach [Kevin] McHale and all that. But I think I just gave him that comfort that you got one of your boys here who is also a key part to the team, a young guy. And we can grow on this for a long time.”
“I spent a lot of time during the summer in L.A.,” Parsons said. “We kind of just hit it off. We literally would text every day. He’d call me at 8 p.m. with a question and then he’d call me at midnight with the same question. I respect the way he handled [his free agency]. He took his time and weighed all his options.
“I was just that guy trying to make him feel as comfortable as possible. We have very similar personalities. We are both outgoing. We’re always smiling. We like to have fun. I made him really comfortable that he was not only coming to a really good team, but a team with his friends on it.”
― moullet, Saturday, 27 July 2013 06:15 (ten years ago) link
is cheating!!!
― moullet, Saturday, 27 July 2013 06:16 (ten years ago) link
He’d call me at 8 p.m. with a question and then he’d call me at midnight with the same question.
lol
― lag∞n, Saturday, 27 July 2013 11:17 (ten years ago) link
chandler went on a twitter rant that he could not post on facebook that he is in an open polyamorous relationship and it totally makes sense now
― neil degrasse (m bison), Saturday, 27 July 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link
http://www.slamonline.com/online/media/slam-tv/2013/11/dwight-howard-stops-by-sesame-street-video/
wow
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link
sort of sad at declining dwight tbh http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9997968/the-rockets-approach-nba-finals-worthy
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
man asik seems like a big baby, very unchill
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link
he has some of the worst on court body language ever fwiw
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
def
kelvin sampson very candid about harden's defense
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link
ugh lowe's little captions just write about basketball dude ahhhh
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
u r not funny!!!
Where are the captions
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
haha remember when writers were allowed to be not funny rip journalism
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link
[http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/1118/beverley_patrick_1_g_mp_576.jpg
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link
Ah
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
Haven't gotten that far yet
Does he still call Toronto the drakes. Is he still trying to create that meme
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
i'l have to keep an eye out for that Beverley butt screen...
i didnt watch a whole lot of howard before he left orlando (mostly i remember him getting owned by yao) but i think so far he's basically a slightly improved version of asik with better hands and an ability to finish (sometimes) around the rim.
― ryan, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link
Aw you're too kind
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link
hahaha
― ryan, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
"Ball (which does not lie)" like c'mon dude there isn't even anything resembling a joke here, cio.
― Clay, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
OK just got to the captions. Wow k3v is right these are terrible
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/1118/evans_reggie_3_g_mp_576.jpg
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link
Smh zowe.
― Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link
Not only are they not funny but they are so so ugly and badly formatted
― polyphonic, Thursday, 21 November 2013 00:08 (ten years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/dwight-howard-got-owned-by-a-heckler-last-night-1468962035
― a character named Daryl Wade (Clay), Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link
"during a timeout in the second quarter Wednesday, Vince Carter interrupted Howard’s one-sided discussion with an official to loudly and repeatedly tell the Rockets center that he was “the biggest crybaby I know.”
“All the time,” Carter said of Howard’s whining to officials. “He always talks about how I’m a crybaby. I was like, ‘Yo, you’re the biggest crybaby I know.’ And then later, he’s like, ‘Yo, why’d you say that to me?’ But I know Dwight. It’s all good, but he is a crybaby."
― a character named Daryl Wade (Clay), Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link
loll
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link