In North Korea, trespassers are shot on contact. In America, they give you house, job, food stamps, etc. And you wonder why we are in debt! Like if you agree!
― frogbs, Monday, 8 July 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
lol you could make this exact same point while arguing FOR socialism
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Monday, 8 July 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
Good thing that never happens in capitalism
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 8 July 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
(substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).
― MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS! (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 8 July 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link
If there's one thing that college students are unconcerned with and do not understand, it's money.
― carl agatha, Monday, 8 July 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
these things always have some pretty awkward prose
― chinavision!, Monday, 8 July 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/67802_563710970341554_689270830_n.jpg
or
- Sylvia Plath
- Squeaky Fromme
- Bob Marley
― pplains, Monday, 8 July 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
It took me way too long to parse WTF the actual words in "dirtyyogaco" were supposed to be.
― carl agatha, Monday, 8 July 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
"Dirty YOLO? Dirty Froyo? Dirty Yogoco? Is that like a Dirty Sanchez?"
― carl agatha, Monday, 8 July 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link
"The most effective way to do it, is to do it. Say, what does this 'warning' light on the instrument panel mean?"
Amelia Earhart
― Neanderthal, Monday, 8 July 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1016163_10151715621050240_1094187504_n.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 8 July 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
can't sleep
clowns will eat me
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 July 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
IT'S A COOKBOOK!
― pplains, Monday, 8 July 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
That one is triggering horrible passive-aggressive roommate memories. Got all the cookbooks put away in this nice, labelled glass case, no, it's fine, I don't mind at all, just felt like somebody had to get this place organized...
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 8 July 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link
ugh i don't even...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/600216_10151726652696940_1426367297_n.jpg
― JACK SQUAT about these Charlie Nobodies (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link
that showed up about three times on my feed tonight
"once"
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
good time to clean house xpost
yeah, a couple of these people have been on the bubble anyway, but its always nice to trim down the friend list from time to time
― JACK SQUAT about these Charlie Nobodies (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:14 (ten years ago) link
― Neanderthal, Monday, July 8, 2013 1:04 PM (10 hours ago)
it was just a false alarm
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:16 (ten years ago) link
Dustin Hoffman is crying all over my Facebook.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:34 (ten years ago) link
worst lcd soundsystem b-side ever
― YOU AIN'T ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS (m bison), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:49 (ten years ago) link
^^ thought this was going to be a forks punchline but then I actually laughed
― mh, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:51 (ten years ago) link
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:12 (7 hours ago) Permalink
^ ^
― MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS! (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 10:33 (ten years ago) link
"Those fucking punks always get away."
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link
that jpg is actually instructional for explaining the power of context to dumbasses. maybe that's its original intent.
― sausagehat (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link
what is it with a certain kind of white person and Kanye?
― the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link
history of "a certain kind of white person" and Kanye goes like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydswJSAfmZM
― crüt, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link
he's the millionaire king of rappers. he sits on his "bling throne" and issues edicts that apply to his black subjects across the globe. who else would they talk about?
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link
He's the king of blacksThere is none higherBut Paula DeenIs not allowed to say "n*****"
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
"nigher" isn't a slur
― big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link
There is none bigger would work. try that next time on your facebox.
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link
I also hope that the sound one makes when saying ***** out loud is that of a needle being scratched across a moving record.
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
What rhymes with that though?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link
idk but you can probably find it on a Nicki Minaj record
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link
http://f0.bcbits.com/img/a2608430710_10.jpg
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link
rigor? grignr?
― wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link
Colin C
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jzsBsLT.png
― pplains, Thursday, 11 July 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
poor Herb, always getting smoked, and yet it was all so futile
― Moodles, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link
http://joshreads.com/?cat=12
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
okay this made me lol:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/971539_2131665649938_2035432676_n.jpg
― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
whoever made that macro clearly doesn't know Swedish
― Moodles, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link
xpost haaah okay I like that
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 July 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link
yknow something tells me that m teresa wouldn't have said "anyway" this much but wtf do i know
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1044726_10201379614076812_179869793_n.jpg
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 12 July 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link
i don't know, she did have this played at her funeral iirc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjs1oAvwaZ8
― balls, Friday, 12 July 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/998816_546375378751285_1685085860_n.jpg
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Friday, 12 July 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
Pigford
― Neil S, Friday, 12 July 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link
Congressional Approval Pigford
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
Paula Deen is distracting us from the Fast & Furious franchise?
― carl agatha, Friday, 12 July 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link