why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Good thing that never happens in capitalism

(substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).

If there's one thing that college students are unconcerned with and do not understand, it's money.

these things always have some pretty awkward prose

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/67802_563710970341554_689270830_n.jpg

or

- Sylvia Plath

- Squeaky Fromme

- Bob Marley

It took me way too long to parse WTF the actual words in "dirtyyogaco" were supposed to be.

"Dirty YOLO? Dirty Froyo? Dirty Yogoco? Is that like a Dirty Sanchez?"

"The most effective way to do it, is to do it. Say, what does this 'warning' light on the instrument panel mean?"

Amelia Earhart

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1016163_10151715621050240_1094187504_n.jpg

can't sleep

clowns will eat me

can't sleep

clowns will eat me

IT'S A COOKBOOK!

That one is triggering horrible passive-aggressive roommate memories. Got all the cookbooks put away in this nice, labelled glass case, no, it's fine, I don't mind at all, just felt like somebody had to get this place organized...

ugh i don't even...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/600216_10151726652696940_1426367297_n.jpg

that showed up about three times on my feed tonight

"once"

good time to clean house xpost

yeah, a couple of these people have been on the bubble anyway, but its always nice to trim down the friend list from time to time

"The most effective way to do it, is to do it. Say, what does this 'warning' light on the instrument panel mean?"

Amelia Earhart

― Neanderthal, Monday, July 8, 2013 1:04 PM (10 hours ago)

it was just a false alarm

Dustin Hoffman is crying all over my Facebook.

worst lcd soundsystem b-side ever

^^ thought this was going to be a forks punchline but then I actually laughed

"once"

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:12 (7 hours ago) Permalink

^ ^

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/600216_10151726652696940_1426367297_n.jpg

"Those fucking punks always get away."

that jpg is actually instructional for explaining the power of context to dumbasses. maybe that's its original intent.

what is it with a certain kind of white person and Kanye?

history of "a certain kind of white person" and Kanye goes like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydswJSAfmZM

he's the millionaire king of rappers. he sits on his "bling throne" and issues edicts that apply to his black subjects across the globe. who else would they talk about?

He's the king of blacks
There is none higher
But Paula Deen
Is not allowed to say "n*****"

"nigher" isn't a slur

There is none bigger would work. try that next time on your facebox.

I also hope that the sound one makes when saying ***** out loud is that of a needle being scratched across a moving record.

What rhymes with that though?

idk but you can probably find it on a Nicki Minaj record

http://f0.bcbits.com/img/a2608430710_10.jpg

rigor? grignr?

Colin C

http://i.imgur.com/jzsBsLT.png

poor Herb, always getting smoked, and yet it was all so futile

http://joshreads.com/?cat=12

okay this made me lol:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/971539_2131665649938_2035432676_n.jpg

whoever made that macro clearly doesn't know Swedish

xpost haaah okay I like that

yknow something tells me that m teresa wouldn't have said "anyway" this much but wtf do i know

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1044726_10201379614076812_179869793_n.jpg

i don't know, she did have this played at her funeral iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjs1oAvwaZ8

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/998816_546375378751285_1685085860_n.jpg

Pigford

Congressional Approval
Pigford

Paula Deen is distracting us from the Fast & Furious franchise?

"Libya." Pff, like that's a real place.

http://www.memebucket.com/mb/2012/09/What-If-The-Government-Invented-Conspiracy-Keanu-244.png