why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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"Those fucking punks always get away."

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link

that jpg is actually instructional for explaining the power of context to dumbasses. maybe that's its original intent.

sausagehat (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link

what is it with a certain kind of white person and Kanye?

the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link

history of "a certain kind of white person" and Kanye goes like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydswJSAfmZM

crüt, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

he's the millionaire king of rappers. he sits on his "bling throne" and issues edicts that apply to his black subjects across the globe. who else would they talk about?

Spectrum, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link

He's the king of blacks
There is none higher
But Paula Deen
Is not allowed to say "n*****"

This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link

"nigher" isn't a slur

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link

There is none bigger would work. try that next time on your facebox.

pplains, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link

I also hope that the sound one makes when saying ***** out loud is that of a needle being scratched across a moving record.

pplains, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link

What rhymes with that though?

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link

idk but you can probably find it on a Nicki Minaj record

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link

rigor? grignr?

wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link

Colin C

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jzsBsLT.png

pplains, Thursday, 11 July 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link

poor Herb, always getting smoked, and yet it was all so futile

Moodles, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link

http://joshreads.com/?cat=12

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link

whoever made that macro clearly doesn't know Swedish

Moodles, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link

xpost haaah okay I like that

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 July 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link

yknow something tells me that m teresa wouldn't have said "anyway" this much but wtf do i know

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free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 12 July 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link

i don't know, she did have this played at her funeral iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjs1oAvwaZ8

balls, Friday, 12 July 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link

Pigford

Neil S, Friday, 12 July 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link

Congressional Approval
Pigford

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link

Paula Deen is distracting us from the Fast & Furious franchise?

carl agatha, Friday, 12 July 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link

"Libya." Pff, like that's a real place.

This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link

If you seek E.arnu

Mark G, Friday, 12 July 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link

Pigford

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 12 July 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link

I knew a kid in high school who shoplifted a snake by putting it in his gnco's

emilys., Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:45 (ten years ago) link

My college boyfriend's roommate did that! But just with regular pants.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:51 (ten years ago) link

I knew a kid in high school who shoplifted a snake by putting it in his gnco's

― emilys., Saturday, July 13, 2013 7:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you sure he wasn't just happy to see you?

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Sunday, 14 July 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link

When I took my backpacking trip to Europe in 1997, I just brought two pairs of JNCOs, which I thought would be ok, because "hey, it's Europe! Ravers, right?" I got sonned so many times over those pants, including the time I rolled up to my first coffee shop in Amsterdam and the bartenders just fell over themselves laughing. "Your DADDY bought those trousers! Your DADDY bought those trousers!" I was pretty indignant that, no, I swear I had bought those trousers myself with the money I saved up from my job at Sam Goody.

how's life, Sunday, 14 July 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link

Mine had a picture of a skunk on them, which I figured "Amsterdam -> weed -> skunk, right? They'll understand what I'm about."

how's life, Sunday, 14 July 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

oh man so good

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link

Jncos seem so cumbersome.

Treeship, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:11 (ten years ago) link

it was the 90s. folks was tougher back then.

THAT'S MY NAME, DON'T WEAR IT OUT! (m bison), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link

I was *this* close to buying orange Jnco knock-offs in high school. My life would have been so much different....

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link

I'm so proud of the fact that I never owned a pair of these despite having various friends who indulged in this hideous trend back in the dark 90s.

Moodles, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link

Has this sort of thing seen a ironic/retro revival yet?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 15 July 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link

I have a fantasy of working in an office and wearing jncos on casual friday to see what would happen.

Treeship, Monday, 15 July 2013 01:25 (ten years ago) link

They had a nice swoosh sound to them when you were hackeysacking.

how's life, Monday, 15 July 2013 10:51 (ten years ago) link

this is not my 90s

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

orange Jnco knock-offs

oh my god

crüt, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link

LL otm

crüt, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link

I too have no idea what you all are talking about.

I never played with Pokemon cards either so

pplains, Monday, 15 July 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4148/5084144752_bcc02100eb.jpg

Basically, this is how I rolled into Amsterdam, all "Who's ready to toke? Have you guys ever heard of SUBLIME?"

how's life, Monday, 15 July 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link

shameful

Moodles, Monday, 15 July 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link


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