why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I was *this* close to buying orange Jnco knock-offs in high school. My life would have been so much different....

I'm so proud of the fact that I never owned a pair of these despite having various friends who indulged in this hideous trend back in the dark 90s.

Has this sort of thing seen a ironic/retro revival yet?

I have a fantasy of working in an office and wearing jncos on casual friday to see what would happen.

They had a nice swoosh sound to them when you were hackeysacking.

this is not my 90s

orange Jnco knock-offs

oh my god

LL otm

I too have no idea what you all are talking about.

I never played with Pokemon cards either so

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Basically, this is how I rolled into Amsterdam, all "Who's ready to toke? Have you guys ever heard of SUBLIME?"

shameful

and that is not my skater dude

I was self-conscious about my jeans in europe too because they didnt seem cool enough. They were levis 501s

I had to have khaki pants for a housecleaning job I had in the mid-90s and I bought a pair of men's JNCO khaki's, which were just like Dockers but with huge wide legs. I really liked them because I could wear knee pads under them. Then I wore them to job as a database manager where we could wear business clothes or khakis and a corporate uniform shirt. Then I dyed them purple.

I kind of miss those pants, actually.

this is not my 90s

and that is not my skater dude

letting the days go by

Yes! The Jnco and other assorted Pacific Sunwear/Hot Topic-esque khakis could be pretty awesome. I definitely had some pants that could seamlessly make the transition from telemarketing office to suburban pot den.

Lol @ corporate JNCOs

how's life is actually the basis for the television show Workaholics

I cannot picture JNCOs without also seeing a silver ball necklace and a bleached cesar haircut

nightmarish

i definitely had crushes on dudes like that at the time

Silver ball necklace otm. I recently found one while looking through a box of mostly old raver flyers.

Had the ball necklace.

But since this shouldn't have to be the JNCOs and assorted ravewear memorial thread, here's this:

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I did not have the silver ball necklace but I did have two blonde streaks bleached into the front of my hair. Also it is possible I habitually wore a HEMP NECKLACE. I was living with a houseful of snowboarders in northern CA and doing a lot of drugs, so that is my excuse for all of it. xp

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I bought a hemp necklace instruction book with complimentary roll of hemp twine from a Ben Franklin in suburban Wisconsin while on vacation with my parents. I tried really hard to make a bracelet or something, but I fucked it all up.

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had the silver ball necklace and frosted blond tips for a hot minute, and a pair of black jncos. ugh.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A 90S ALTERNATIVE KID IF . . .
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ornithologically improbable macros I have known

lol. I wasn't sure, but it sure sounds like a stretch to me.

Probably should be kushorwizdom.com.

Perhaps we should move the convo here:

Raver Pants - Classic or Dud?

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wow, that's some real "shake hands without touching" zen koan thing. How can you even meet something that is in a different location? Do souls skype?

souls mIRC iirc

you mean they use irc, mIRC is just a crappy Windows irc client people loved

/pedant

pIRCh baby

im being 90s

souls snak

they seek, ime

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all your tshirts suck and thats why i hate u

If companies used men, children, or flat-chested women as their t-shirt models it would make for less distortion of their fonts in the product shots.

I'm living in the future so the present is my past
My presence is a present kiss my ass

- Bob Marley

"Everyday" is the most serious crime there.

yeah, that was the other funny thing: the combo of the bad grammar and the botching of an already stupid "office-philosophy" saying!

"Everyday" is the most serious crime there.

― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, July 15, 2013 3:46 PM

OTMFM

Abuse of "everyday" is very high on my enemies list, though I know it's a losing battle.

I blame Buddy Holly.

(Sly Stone at least got it right)