why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

lool

every little bit counts

jejunum? fucker doesn't even know what july means

you too can carry shit to the arsehole

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/182287_460183377400605_58829134_n.jpg
to all the ugly people who truly need to be partially naked, no shout out for you

shout out to anybody who likes to get naked i ain't judging ya

In undergrad, a religious studies prof assigned an essay that was basically 'you girls today dress like sluts'. Also made us watch Mel Gibson Christ movie

that's awful
did you complain to a dean?

No, but I was very vocal (as vocal as I can be off of the Internet) about my disagreement with both

shout out to all my ladies showin mad cleavage for no reason at all except why not

My cousin sells these terrible posters of lyrics by awful people on FB:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/555218_490918924318226_347742530_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/942410_491004844309634_644098118_n.jpg

do they do Bob Marley?

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lol awesome. Does he make a good living?

would make a killing selling those at the shipshewana flea market

sorry sexist assumption that vendor of terrible posters is male :-/

lol yeah it's a she. No Bob Marley but there was one by Chris Brown. :/

The most annoying part of those posters is the real name/famous name at the bottom, like

Christopher Maurice Brown
"Breezy"

or

Alecia Beth Moore
Nate Ruess
"Pink and Fun."

using pop stars' full names all reverent-like is one of the saddest most pompous things that sad fans do

- Robert Nesta Marley

actually that weird tic where people use the "full" name of a famous person to add some kind of instant air of profundity is an innocuous thing that makes me IA.

otm

Full name = beef

John Clayton Mayer
"John Mayer"

wait, is the name of the song "John Mayer"?

The working title of "your body is a wonderland"

lol

My cousin sells these terrible posters of lyrics by awful people on FB:

yeah but it's not the only stuff she sells - also secondhand designer clothes and accessories, iphone covers, wall decals, etc.

she's only 20 so I kinda respect her money-making endeavours/con-artistry, but those posters... smh.

Like, I can see how some goofus might want a poster of that psuedo-profound John Clayton Mayer lyric, but the macklemore one is just baffling.

wait, does she actually sell the posters on fb?

wait so is "macklemore" a duo

"look at my gay uncles making out with their tongues" by ben haggerty and ryan lewis and ryan lewis, "ryan lewis"

http://lolpicslive.com/lol/31098/celebrities-change-over-time-2/

that photo of that guy who looks older than he did decades ago is amazing

did you see the one where the child stars grew up? thats messed up

i had no idea morgan freeman would look so different as a teenager without facial hair!

i wonder if his facial hair would've been white then? i mean, it has to be, right?

it's amazing how much the beard makes him look like the same guy but with a beard

man, it must've been weird being a teenager with morgan freeman's voice! "narrate my life young morgan freeman, please!" unless...

axl tho

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/931231_10201840205745934_1613683864_n.jpg

I dunno, somehow this would be better if your mother was blind and there were eyeball transplants or something.

that e-card is anti-funny to me. the least funny thing possible.

nice call-back to 8,000 posts ago, Dr. Casino!

that e-cards is are anti-funny to me. the least funny thing possible.

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OK, this one I like, as it accurately represents my daily working life

http://brandingballyhoo.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/media_http27mediatumb_vdggc-scaled500.jpg

that sounds like the project of life.

the project manager in me says "that's cos you're a shitty leader" when I read that but perhaps that's harsh....

(to the graphic, not James obv)

you should maybe take a dump to let that project manager out