why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

actually that weird tic where people use the "full" name of a famous person to add some kind of instant air of profundity is an innocuous thing that makes me IA.

otm

Full name = beef

John Clayton Mayer
"John Mayer"

wait, is the name of the song "John Mayer"?

The working title of "your body is a wonderland"

lol

My cousin sells these terrible posters of lyrics by awful people on FB:

yeah but it's not the only stuff she sells - also secondhand designer clothes and accessories, iphone covers, wall decals, etc.

she's only 20 so I kinda respect her money-making endeavours/con-artistry, but those posters... smh.

Like, I can see how some goofus might want a poster of that psuedo-profound John Clayton Mayer lyric, but the macklemore one is just baffling.

wait, does she actually sell the posters on fb?

wait so is "macklemore" a duo

"look at my gay uncles making out with their tongues" by ben haggerty and ryan lewis and ryan lewis, "ryan lewis"

http://lolpicslive.com/lol/31098/celebrities-change-over-time-2/

that photo of that guy who looks older than he did decades ago is amazing

did you see the one where the child stars grew up? thats messed up

i had no idea morgan freeman would look so different as a teenager without facial hair!

i wonder if his facial hair would've been white then? i mean, it has to be, right?

it's amazing how much the beard makes him look like the same guy but with a beard

man, it must've been weird being a teenager with morgan freeman's voice! "narrate my life young morgan freeman, please!" unless...

axl tho

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/931231_10201840205745934_1613683864_n.jpg

I dunno, somehow this would be better if your mother was blind and there were eyeball transplants or something.

that e-card is anti-funny to me. the least funny thing possible.

nice call-back to 8,000 posts ago, Dr. Casino!

that e-cards is are anti-funny to me. the least funny thing possible.

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OK, this one I like, as it accurately represents my daily working life

http://brandingballyhoo.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/media_http27mediatumb_vdggc-scaled500.jpg

that sounds like the project of life.

the project manager in me says "that's cos you're a shitty leader" when I read that but perhaps that's harsh....

(to the graphic, not James obv)

you should maybe take a dump to let that project manager out

Nandertahl is right: all my projects are indeed fucked because of constant confused inability-to-delegate "management" from the CEO

yuck :/

Øystein is giving me serious flashbacks itt.

the relapse records forum was awesome, there was a kid with a schizo / manic routine or whatever, he had the *best* stories. I think he posted a magnificent pic of a smiling skinny naked dude inside an abattoir (him?). greetings crazy guy from hell, hope you are still alive.

i don't have a project manager inside me. i'm a big picture guy.

-John Clayton Mayer

wolves lacan: that's gotta be Robert, right? Drug-addled noise-kid who at one point kept talking about "sex frogs." He had a whole lotta crazy stories and photos at least, though I cannot recall them any longer. Filth & blood was a common theme, at least.

Going around today. Would like it better if the picture were a baby-sized guillotine.

http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-man-will-never-be-free-until-the-last-king-is-strangled-with-the-entrails-of-the-last-priest-denis-diderot-50742.jpg

who are the kings and priests in 2013 denis diderot?

Not so many kings left as in his day. Priests are still fairly abundant.

plenty of kings left on the beach if you ask me

*flexes*

lol

Still up for garotting all the kings tbh.

why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

uh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXtrnh-Ejo

yes, robert! I have vague memories too, maybe someone made a backup of that forum?

I also remember this other guy, he was nice / knew his stuff but was always so angry. He worked at a call center and kept complaining about it. I just realized he is the reason why I never took a job like that.

http://splicetoday.com/digital/eighteen-more-obnoxious-facebook-users

I could do this forever

http://www.keepcalmandposters.com/posters/1359042.png

*has rage seizure*

keep calm and write literally anything you want after "keep calm" regardless if it makes grammatical or logical sense

this one makes me lol:
http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/eat-clen-tren-hard-1.png