why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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i wonder if his facial hair would've been white then? i mean, it has to be, right?

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link

it's amazing how much the beard makes him look like the same guy but with a beard

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link

man, it must've been weird being a teenager with morgan freeman's voice! "narrate my life young morgan freeman, please!" unless...

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:56 (ten years ago) link

axl tho

mookieproof, Sunday, 21 July 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/931231_10201840205745934_1613683864_n.jpg

I dunno, somehow this would be better if your mother was blind and there were eyeball transplants or something.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 21 July 2013 05:35 (ten years ago) link

that e-card is anti-funny to me. the least funny thing possible.

Treeship, Sunday, 21 July 2013 05:56 (ten years ago) link

nice call-back to 8,000 posts ago, Dr. Casino!

emilys., Sunday, 21 July 2013 08:01 (ten years ago) link

that e-cards is are anti-funny to me. the least funny thing possible.

― Treeship, Sunday, July 21, 2013 1:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fixed

Neanderthal, Sunday, 21 July 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link

OK, this one I like, as it accurately represents my daily working life

http://brandingballyhoo.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/media_http27mediatumb_vdggc-scaled500.jpg

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link

that sounds like the project of life.

Treeship, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:28 (ten years ago) link

the project manager in me says "that's cos you're a shitty leader" when I read that but perhaps that's harsh....

Neanderthal, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link

(to the graphic, not James obv)

Neanderthal, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link

you should maybe take a dump to let that project manager out

mh, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:31 (ten years ago) link

Nandertahl is right: all my projects are indeed fucked because of constant confused inability-to-delegate "management" from the CEO

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link

yuck :/

Neanderthal, Monday, 22 July 2013 03:26 (ten years ago) link

Øystein is giving me serious flashbacks itt.

the relapse records forum was awesome, there was a kid with a schizo / manic routine or whatever, he had the *best* stories. I think he posted a magnificent pic of a smiling skinny naked dude inside an abattoir (him?). greetings crazy guy from hell, hope you are still alive.

man. pero man. man man man (wolves lacan), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:31 (ten years ago) link

i don't have a project manager inside me. i'm a big picture guy.

Treeship, Monday, 22 July 2013 04:04 (ten years ago) link

-John Clayton Mayer

emilys., Monday, 22 July 2013 06:01 (ten years ago) link

wolves lacan: that's gotta be Robert, right? Drug-addled noise-kid who at one point kept talking about "sex frogs." He had a whole lotta crazy stories and photos at least, though I cannot recall them any longer. Filth & blood was a common theme, at least.

Øystein, Monday, 22 July 2013 08:54 (ten years ago) link

Going around today. Would like it better if the picture were a baby-sized guillotine.

http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-man-will-never-be-free-until-the-last-king-is-strangled-with-the-entrails-of-the-last-priest-denis-diderot-50742.jpg

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 22 July 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link

who are the kings and priests in 2013 denis diderot?

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 22 July 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

Not so many kings left as in his day. Priests are still fairly abundant.

Aimless, Monday, 22 July 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link

plenty of kings left on the beach if you ask me

*flexes*

Z S, Monday, 22 July 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link

lol

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 22 July 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link

Still up for garotting all the kings tbh.

yes, robert! I have vague memories too, maybe someone made a backup of that forum?

I also remember this other guy, he was nice / knew his stuff but was always so angry. He worked at a call center and kept complaining about it. I just realized he is the reason why I never took a job like that.

wolves lacan, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link

http://splicetoday.com/digital/eighteen-more-obnoxious-facebook-users

I could do this forever

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link

*has rage seizure*

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link

keep calm and write literally anything you want after "keep calm" regardless if it makes grammatical or logical sense

neil degrasse (m bison), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link

this one makes me lol:
http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/eat-clen-tren-hard-1.png

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hp1GFWf.jpg

???

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link

it looks like there's an awesome fungus growing out of the skull eyesocket

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link

BUT EH, BULLETS
ARE COOL TOO,
I GUESS.
VAN GOGH

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link

I do like how "boredom" in this image is represented by lynching, the police state, sword-wielding hordes, and nuclear war. Ho hum!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link

KEEP
CALM
AND
DIE
OF
BOREDOM

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link

does that skull have rabbit ears?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link

my only guess is that shirtless van brogh is tired of rainbow world and is painting scenes of endless war and suffering on the side of his van

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link

Getting a real Jack T. Chick vibe from the whole thing...not his exact style, but there's a certain woolly overstuffed-ness that rings a bell.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link

i thought it was the sydney opera house for a moment but yeah, idk what the rabbit ears are about

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link

love the mushroom cloud eye socket

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link

and the pile of better cheddars in the bottom left corner

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link

van brogh

Hahahaha

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link

left world looks pretty cool

Spectrum, Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:18 (ten years ago) link

right world is v orange, like is there some kind of problem with the sun or radiation fallout or something

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link

the toxic shroud of skull fungus pays no attention to left/right borders

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link

Rabbit ears are bombs, I guess.

And that's a Goya scene beyond the jail window, is Van Gogh dissing Goya?

nickn, Friday, 26 July 2013 00:31 (ten years ago) link


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