VegemiteGrrl's Home for the Absent-Minded

hah! I misread. stupid brane

RAng them this morning and I did indeed leave the mag on the counter so have to go back and get it. Can't believe taht, leaving cards in machines then leaving comics on counters. Hope I ain't got a tumour on the go, seem to forget things mid task. & I walked about a mile out of my way for that 2000AD which makes it all the more worrying.

Keep going and refilling the bottle of water from beside my bed, then washing and walking out without the bottle. Same with the electric toothbrush when I'm intending to recharge it. God, am I getting old?

Went into sister's apartment to drop off kitty litter I'd bought, scooped the cat's box into a bag and then left the bag sitting on the stove full of poop. Cute kitty distracted me. Sister of the year right here!

This morning I went to the corner store, grabbed an empty coffee cup, and held it up to the atm machine for a solid second before I realized that wasn't where coffee comes from.

awesome

this past Sunday I left my bankcard in an atm machine
...the same atm machine that I have left my card in TWICE before. it's one of those ones that gives you your cash and receipt before it gives you your card and I always try not to go there why bcz every time I do I leave my card in it

;_;

bank was v nice and gave me a new card on the spot on Monday

Just mentioned having a "strong long black" on FB and confused the shit out of Ian. Hahahahha.

Whoops I mean tthat for the "whats up" thread but nm i guess it sort of works here

Baked roommates' expensive knife in the oven with a chicken. Now trying to find it on sale.

:( ...but lol

got out of the car, got the groceries out of the back, went to lock car

where my keys at

oh wait they're in the car oh wait the engine is still running wtf omg i am SENILE jesus christ

Dark last night when I was driving home (tbf, first time in months) - couldn't get the dashboard light to dim and suddenly realized the headlights weren't on. Pulled over and had to use phone in flashlight mode to figure out how to turn them on. Poor old brain, losing it :-(

oh no ljub... did the chicken taste like baked plastic, too?

No - I have no idea how I missed it when I put the whole kaboodle in the oven, but the knife was lying neatly next to the chicken, rather than inside it. The chicken was originally in a bag and I'd used the knife to cut that open.

At least the chicken was spared!

One of my old apartments had a tiny kitchen and I invited people over for dinner, which included corn on the cob, and having nothing else to do with the plate of spent cobs (why didn't I throw them away, I am wondering now) I stuck them in the oven where I completely forgot about them until a couple months later when I preheated the oven for something. But that's less about being absent minded and more about how rarely I cooked.

Once I left beets roasting in the oven overnight. The smell next morning is not a smell I ever want to smell again.

:(

D:

Went to a really nice hotel in Toronto with Mrs Chuck and had a much-needed relax in the downstairs sauna and steam room.

Then -- I know, I'll turn the shower tap on and get some cold water in here -- OUCH WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS TAP BURNING ME??? Maybe because it's not the shower tap but the steam nozzle I just saw ALL THE HOT STEAM COME OUT OF THIRTY SECONDS AGO.

The burn's mostly gone down now :/

last weekend I exceeded past performance. classic absentminded 10 from the swedish judges.

I was making a pot of coffee. I put the beans in the grinder, but almost as soon as they started grinding I was thinking to myself, I really should have filled the coffee maker up with water first. (not that it matters but suddenly this was very important thought in my head)

when the beans were done grinding I promptly dumped the container of coffee grounds into the water reservoir of the coffee maker.

;_;

This made me think of this thread:

BC News presenter goes on screen with wad of A4 sheets after mistaking it for iPad

hi guys i missed my second flight of the year on sunday

it was definitely not my fault though (stansted express fuckery) and i was with a colleague so no stress really

Bought some jeans from the Gap without trying them on ("well, they're my size, that'll do"), came home with a pair of women's super skinny pants.

I hope I someday can miss a flight and not feel stressed about it. You have a gift, Lex! I'm such an anxious flier (it's not even the whole flying part - it's all the hassle and bullshit leading up to the plane taking off) that I don't think it will ever happen.

Once I left beets roasting in the oven overnight. The smell next morning is not a smell I ever want to smell again.
― ljubljana, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:39 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Did a similar thing years ago, leaving a burner on overnight. Thinking it was off, I'd laid an Ikea plastic chopping board on it. Came into the kitchen the next morning, to no odor (oddly) but with a glowing burner and a melted scalloped board. Led me to saying out loud "off, off, off..." whenever I use the stove and am done with the burners or oven.

One time at work, I was in the toilet and my mobile fell off my belt (where it was clipped on, this was a while ago so back in the lol hueg phone days). It bounced off the rim of the toilet seat and... onto the floor instead of into the toilet. I bent down to pick it up and my tie went into the bowl, soaking the bottom three inches.

On the boat back to Dublin for the w/e after 3 weeks at my new job in Engerland.....and I've just now realised that I left my bleak rented room this morning, full of the joys of seeing my friends......without my Irish mobile. So I have almost no useful phone numbers and nobody can get in touch because they don't have my UK # (I have THAT phone with me)

Get glass out of kitchen cupboard. Fill glass with water. Return glass to the cupboard while still full of water. Spend half an hour looking for glass. End.

I'm such an anxious flier (it's not even the whole flying part - it's all the hassle and bullshit leading up to the plane taking off) that I don't think it will ever happen.

You are me. It's any form of travel, not just flying, but flying amps all the hassle right up with all the extra stages, extra security, extra complications (and long waits) to get the next one if you miss your flight, etc.

Autumnal dumb: my credit card co. sent me a new card 6 weeks before the old one expired and I thought "I'll put this in a safe place" and then I also thought "no I won't, I'll never find it if I do that" and now, duh, the old one's expired and I can't find it and I don't know if the "safe place" or the "leave it on the nearest flat surface" thought won out.

(I didn't want to put it in my wallet right away for reasons that now seem kind of dumb: I was going on holiday and trying to make space for Euros and health insurance ID)

Those actually seem like perfectly legitimate reasons to me!

I guess so but I'm now thinking "oh wow, you saved a millimetre-wide strip of space for a week at the expense of how many hours spent looking for the card afterwards?", etc.

Might still phone up and claim I never received it. Like I already did with a chequebook last year. Does this make me a bad person? I'll just have to be a bad person.

I looked up a phone number on a website and then sat here and waited for the call to magically occur for about 15 seconds before I realized that I needed to take the additional step of dialing the phone myself.

That is maybe not so much absent minded as thinking I live in a magical future world where I can dial phones with my mind. I think that's a feature due to be released with iOS 9.

Have done this, but by selecting a number from a cell phone, then holding it to my hear expectantly without having pushed the button to place the call. Then studied the number very carefully to ascertain what went wrong.

Get glass out of kitchen cupboard. Fill glass with water. Return glass to the cupboard while still full of water. Spend half an hour looking for glass. End.

― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, October 11, 2013 10:55 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Isn't time spent looking for lost liquidful glasses stressful? Or is that just when one has a tendency to put such things on the ground?

xp That's not so much absent-mindedness, more like mobile phone interfaces being opaque, unclear and inconsistent about what will happen when you tap on something. Example: the 'contacts' list on my mobile only dials the number if I tap the contact name and then tap 'dial'. But on the 'missed calls' list, if I tap the contact name it dials the number straight away.

Exonerated :D ...till next time.

Veg, do you like the band the Living End?

I do! Not as familiar with their later-period stuff, but I was way into them when they first popped up

when i was a teenager i loved w/ the roll on album (which i found out about from loveline w/ adam corolla + dr drew). UNCLE HARRY PISSING IN THE BATH OOO OOO PISSING IN THE BATH.

There's a bottle of Coke in the work fridge and I can't remember if it's mine. I think it might be but I don't want to steal someone else's drink.

If this sounds reasonably normal then please note that I went to the fridge today thinking "I vaguely remember buying a Coke yesterday, I'll check the fridge" but when I actually reached the fridge and saw it there I totally couldn't remember buying it at all. I THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND.

I remember seeing a sandwich in our work fridge that never got eaten, until finally you could see the bread becoming green through the paper wrapping. I got angrier and angrier at the jerk who didn't keep up with his stuff in the common fridge until one day I remembered it was my sandwich. I had bought a 12" one on a Friday and left the uneaten half at work with the idea that I would have it Monday (why take it home only to bring it back?). If this had been any other day of the week I would have remembered but the weekend gap (may have been a 3-day weekend) was just long enough to erase it from my mind.

I have had that too! I bought some frozen burritos from TJ's once, and I thought I had eaten them but then one lunchtime I just grabbed one out of the freezer and had it for lunch and for the rest of the afternoon I was racked with guilt OH NO I ATE SOMEONE ELSES LUNCH THAT WASN'T MINE and then the other one sat there for a week and then I realized oh wait maybe they were mine after all

the exciting life of a crazyperson

Whew, it's not just me. I don't know how I went within 2 minutes from "vaguely remember buying a Coke, is there one...?" to "I don't remember buying a Coke in the past week and I have never seen this bottle before" though.

If it's still there in a few days I'll declare it mine, and hope not to see an email to the all-staff list going "I have diabetes and had a near-fatal blood sugar crash after someone stole my bottle of Coke, who would be so rude and thoughtless?!" or sth

Somewhere/time between walking into my work building this morning and lunchtime today, I lost some treasured left-overs. I remember holding the bag of empanadas in my right hand as I got on the elevator, but it was missing from my life 3 hours later. I didn't leave the building and my boss was the only one there all morning w/ me and I know she didn't eat them. What the hell did I do w/ that bag of empanadas??

I predict you will find them somewhere hilarious in a week or so.

^^^

I looked in so many hilarious places though. What's the MOST hilarious place in an office?

Your butt.