POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

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Every time I forget about this thread, it just keeps on coming back like some kind of dick-shaped boomerang.

I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link

"my dick is really good, actually. i think you'll enjoy my dick. you can get my dick free on the internet."

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

this album is a grower

swmp thing (wins), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link

Lol

lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 October 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link

really? it showed itself in fullness right away, ime

goole, Thursday, 3 October 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link

that bit in 'more than my dick' where it crescendos to "just by saying I love... my dick" - superb timing

LubricatedGoatVEVO (haitch), Saturday, 5 October 2013 01:36 (ten years ago) link

its nice to see that everyone still loves my dick

Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Saturday, 5 October 2013 02:46 (ten years ago) link

m'dick passed a law in '64 to give m'dick just a little more
my dick only goes so far (pretty far actually)

dan m, Saturday, 5 October 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-46q7GrusJw

balls, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 05:27 (ten years ago) link

i feel bad for overlooking do they know my dick. all i could listen to was Fields of Dick and i totally missed out on this gem

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 05:33 (ten years ago) link

Just a reminder: if you're voting in the ILM end of year poll, vote My Dick!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 January 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link

protip for immature people, name yourself "my dick" in all lowercase when u play videogames

here's the story so far:

http://i.imgur.com/IVIZUpM.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/lwx6LQW.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/ebfs0VP.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/vqxn1k1.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/TLkZMDG.jpg?1

lisa 龜 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:42 (ten years ago) link

omgd

it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link

JF i feel it is very disingenuous to try and get this to place on a 2013 poll when it was clearly a 2012 release

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:58 (ten years ago) link

December 2012 = year of impact.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 January 2014 16:59 (ten years ago) link

itt: arguments about my dick's release

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link

lol

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 6 January 2014 17:35 (ten years ago) link

2013 was certainly the year that i got the most enjoyment out of my dick, fwiw.

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Monday, 6 January 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link

i guess you could say my dick just barely came out in 2012

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link

my dick is still huge in 2014

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 6 January 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link

And it's only getting bigger!

Fetchboy, Monday, 6 January 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link

yeah i think in 2012 we really experienced just the tip of my dick.

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Monday, 6 January 2014 21:58 (ten years ago) link

lolol

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 January 2014 22:01 (ten years ago) link

the end of a 2012 was a challenging time for the release of my dick, coming on the heels of kesha, one direction and others

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 22:03 (ten years ago) link

i don't understand, you ejaculated on the kesha & one directions' feet? i don't believe you.

napgenius (goole), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link

not their feet, their heels. their six-inch spike heels.

From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:07 (ten years ago) link

actually, my dick tried to cover one direction, but they were not pleased about it

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:08 (ten years ago) link

feel like my dick might be risking overexposure lately

Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:13 (ten years ago) link

I love my dick!

Karl Malone, Monday, 6 January 2014 23:13 (ten years ago) link

oh don't get me wrong i still love my dick with a passion but i can't help but feel that lately my dick has become a source of cheap easy lols on ILX

Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:16 (ten years ago) link

Can't believe NV is beating my dick like this.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 6 January 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link

can we talk more about how heels are pretty hot. red or black please. yummy!

From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link

ew at the non-reg ad that I saw at the top of this page before I logged in

sleeve, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 00:44 (ten years ago) link

oh don't get me wrong i still love my dick with a passion but i can't help but feel that lately my dick has become a source of cheap easy lols on ILX

― Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Monday, January 6, 2014 6:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you must feel almost like you're choking on my dick at this point

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 02:47 (ten years ago) link

lol

ilx snitch (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 January 2014 00:50 (ten years ago) link

looooool

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 January 2014 01:39 (ten years ago) link

irl lols

lisa 龜 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 10 January 2014 02:19 (ten years ago) link

still laughing

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 January 2014 02:38 (ten years ago) link

my dick my

dan m, Friday, 10 January 2014 05:23 (ten years ago) link

Ha! I posted that to their facebook wall just the other day.

Fetchboy, Friday, 10 January 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

when this fails to make me laugh, it's time to leave this life

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 31 January 2014 08:36 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/26iyN.png

― "Iron" (Will M.), Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:37 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rofl

― goole, Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:37 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's one of my greatest regrets as a poster on these boards that i didn't say "lmdo" here

goole, Friday, 31 January 2014 13:26 (ten years ago) link

I kept hearing about My Dick, but I never fully experience My Dick until today. Now I'm really regretting not voting for My Dick on the albums poll. It could have at least tied with The 20/20 Experience,

MarkoP, Friday, 31 January 2014 13:59 (ten years ago) link

it's one of my greatest regrets as a poster on these boards that i didn't say "lmdo" here

smdd

Karl Malone, Friday, 31 January 2014 14:01 (ten years ago) link

videotape case jpeg is still making me lol

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 31 January 2014 14:12 (ten years ago) link

always nice to see Patrick Stewart on My Dick

regret it? nope, said it? yep (Noodle Vague), Friday, 31 January 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link

I check my dick in thuh meer-uh

dan m, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 21:04 (ten years ago) link

wanna change my dick my dick my dick

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link


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