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I'm going home to ditch the car and have some healthy dinner first, so I should be there around eight.

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 08:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I might go to the movies first.

Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 8 September 2005 11:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Although

Claim ref 7883972 - Claimant slipped on wet floor/back injury.
Claim ref 7887262 - Claiment walking into cinema when automatic doors opened and trapped her foot/cuts & bruising left foot.
Claim ref 7887264 - Child slipped on wet fllor in toilets/brusing to head.
Claim ref 7889556 - Claimant tripped on fallen wet floor sign/injury to right arm & shoulder.

Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 8 September 2005 11:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Jesus, I should check these things over sometimes.

Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 8 September 2005 11:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Is that your job, Ally? Or have you been random googling?

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 8 September 2005 11:46 (eighteen years ago) link

The first one.

Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 8 September 2005 11:46 (eighteen years ago) link

That last one's brilliant, tripping over a hazard warning :-)

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 8 September 2005 12:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Is number 2 a drunken duck-billed platypus?

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 8 September 2005 12:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Perhaps just over-eager.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 8 September 2005 12:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm at the daylight end of a 24-hour shift. Attendance tonight may be affected.

scotstvo (scotstvo), Thursday, 8 September 2005 12:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I've got herpes, so I can't come out.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 8 September 2005 12:55 (eighteen years ago) link

roll call

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 12:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I might come over for a couple after work

where and when?

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Downstairs in King Tut's. Early arrivals at 6, stragglers to follow.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd like one of these for glasgow

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I've already seen a few ipods in Glasgow.

scotstvo (scotstvo), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

reet, tonight: i should be able to hoy down for 9.30 or so. i'm on a not-drinking tip at the moment anyway (no, really, i am - honest), so i'll bring the CAR. woo.

and my BEARD.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link

i shld be down about 10.30, depending

stet (stet), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

on whether you can walk after i punch you the bolls.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

you'll need stepladders

stet (stet), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

what, have they not dropped yet?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

no. post-puberty I'm going to be a fearsom beast

stet (stet), Thursday, 8 September 2005 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Gents, gents, gents!

Bedtime now. Goodnight everyone.

scotstvo (scotstvo), Thursday, 8 September 2005 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

christ, you made good time getting back! i'm just in the door. (mind, it would have been nice if the council had told me the bloody M8 on-ramp was shut.)

top night. exceptionally good to see everyone. al: the photos. you know what i mean :)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 8 September 2005 22:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Typing this, I've just realised my flies are down. I'm embarrassed, even though there's no one here. Cheers, Glasgow.

Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Glasgow, I love you. Let's go curling!

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Scotstvo was in the mr ailsa cab (via the Gardener Street hillstop horror!) hence home early.

Thanks for the rendition of "Where Do You Go To My Lovely", guys. That ended the night in top form.

You all owe me beer for the rest of all time due to ROUND OF HORROR!!! In case I never mentioned it at the time.

Hahahaha, scotstvo has a driving lesson tomorrow. hahahahhaa.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link

(also, we are posting to ILX as soon as we get home! mentalists.)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:15 (eighteen years ago) link

yes, but i'm sober. i have an excuse.

actually, no. that makes me worst of all. christ.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:34 (eighteen years ago) link

i want a tuts' pint!

hope spanish flat-hunting is going well for cathy.

dahlin, i need your address again - i have something to send you!

also, is ally wearing multiple trousers or does 'fly' get pluralised in scotland? i hope it's the former.

Kate B (kate b), Friday, 9 September 2005 00:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I am wearing trousers made of a spider's web.

Ally C (Ally C), Friday, 9 September 2005 07:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Woo! 2 hangovers in a row and now it's the weekend!

Nice to see you all again. Good night apart from from my (completely non alcohol related) attempts to crush dahlin.

Duds are classic! This candy is of no nutritional value whatsoever and has 3% less fat than an old chip pan.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 9 September 2005 07:50 (eighteen years ago) link

cool! it was almost worth being blinded several times for those.

why do i always have to flip the bird at cameras?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 9 September 2005 08:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Jeez, we're a handsome bunch of internetty types, aren't we?

scotstvo (scotstvo), Friday, 9 September 2005 08:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I am still freaked out by that last photo.

Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 9 September 2005 08:26 (eighteen years ago) link

And Grimly, you look like a tramp.

Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 9 September 2005 08:27 (eighteen years ago) link

In that first photo, I mean. You look dead hard in the other one.

Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 9 September 2005 08:37 (eighteen years ago) link

scotstvo's smoking a torch

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 9 September 2005 08:41 (eighteen years ago) link

weirdos

RJG (RJG), Friday, 9 September 2005 08:42 (eighteen years ago) link

in the first photo, i am wondering what's happened to my retinas.

i can't believe none of us took a photo of you, mädchen. that was an oversight. quick: zoom back to tut's and take one of yourself, to complete the set.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 9 September 2005 08:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I will be in Tut's tonight so I will do that if I remember (which I won't).

Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 9 September 2005 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Comparing notes: Paranoia inducing new-found fun!

Ally C (Ally C), Friday, 9 September 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I am still freaked out by that last photo.

I did point out to Ally C and Stet that they were the poster boys for the "we're just out of work and going for a pint" brigade. That's maybe not what's freaking you out.

Can we all NOT give money to Grimly since he's totally cheating on the moustache front?

Also, you have a photo of teh mister. bwahahaahahah. I am disturbed by that photo of me and aldo where I look menaced and scared. I don't even REMEMBER that.

I liked the automatic sanny bin. Flashing blue lights!! (note to boys: YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, IT'S A GIRL THING)

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, you never took a photo of the RAWK \m/ dude. He was great. Onimo, I've forgotten whatever joke it was that you told that made everyone pish themselves. The Nakamura song, the Du Wei shirts joke and the Linford Christie nonsense have been entertaining me all day.

For posterity:

"what do you call a calf wearing a No 7 football shirt and touting an AK-47?"

"A right-wing military coo".

*cue last orders cymbal thingie*

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, I just remembered Christine the random and confused interloper talking to Scotstvo...

"You seem nice but when smile you scare me. You look like a used car salesman."

Is Glasgow trying the Winchester more tomorrow? I am poor (yeah, yeah, round of horror, blah blah) but it would be good.

Also, eating out and curling. And Bristolian cider-fest. Let's do it.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I remembered Onimo's joke. It was about Norman Tebbit and it wasn't really that funny, except in the context of all that had gone before it.

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 10 September 2005 08:53 (eighteen years ago) link

¡buenas fotos glasgow!

I have found a flat and I am about to pay a deposit. It is a lot skankier than I would have wished, but I am running out of options. Actually, it is a bit of a hovel. Oh well. It is only €120 a month.

Cathy (Cathy), Saturday, 10 September 2005 12:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Send me your address, Cathy!

Mädchen (Madchen), Saturday, 10 September 2005 12:45 (eighteen years ago) link


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