also i don't think that person has ever been to paris or a cafe
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 1 August 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
Facebook and Twitter are perfect Paris cafes.
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 1 August 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
I was fascinated that Panera exists in the far northeast already
― carlos danger zone (mh), Thursday, 1 August 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link
can we plz refer to it as Pantera so I can at least get lols out of that dull place
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:29 (ten years ago) link
I just get mac and cheese when I end up there
― しるび (silby), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
otm
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link
Just call it "St Louis Bread Company"
― carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 03:26 (ten years ago) link
When I go to a cafe I usually bring the New Yorker, eat quickly and GTFO.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 2 August 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link
I like the implication that Buzzfeed's readers spend the rest of their time digging into Sartre and the daily newspaper and are merely engaging in the fundamentally and equally human diversion of seeing twenty Disney characters and vegetables that kinda look like them. Or maybe he's saying that the non-cat content on Buzzfeed is the equivalent of Sartre. I have no idea because his use of language is incoherent, blundering and unfocused, almost as if he had been "dumbed down" or something.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 2 August 2013 04:35 (ten years ago) link
Local iOS programming group meets at a Panera. A lot of techie/business networking groups use them as makeshift meeting places. Dull, but the drip coffee is OK and their slightly stale cinnamon rolls are surprisingly good.
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 2 August 2013 10:21 (ten years ago) link
I work near a Panera and eat there too often, in all honesty
― carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/beauty-weird-places-25.jpg
― am0n, Friday, 2 August 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/beauty-weird-places-5.jpg
"His dream was to be a quadriplegic wildlife artist"
― phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 August 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
"wresting"
― am0n, Friday, 2 August 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
guy had a lot of time on his mouth
― phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 August 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
that inspirational internet image gave me the bravery to finally follow through on my dream: murdering people who create inspirational internet images
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 2 August 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
More metal bands doing inspirational deeds for injured teens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmNApZRy3wk
― Moodles, Friday, 2 August 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link
haha
― am0n, Friday, 2 August 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link
xpost whatever man i don't need to justify myself to some monochrome raptor bird
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 2 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
That metal band one =
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFFQpd9akSg
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Friday, 2 August 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
Obligatory "TTTIIIIMMMMMAAAHHHHHH!"
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 2 August 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link
Paris Cafe
― cardamon, Friday, 2 August 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vY7Zh6L.jpg
― cardamon, Saturday, 3 August 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link
being awesome due to aliveness is some breathing air merit badge shit
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Saturday, 3 August 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1O21uET.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 4 August 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link
a+ pplains
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 August 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link
whoa
pplains v. Z S showdown GO
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 4 August 2013 02:43 (ten years ago) link
BAAAhahahhahahah
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 August 2013 03:26 (ten years ago) link
looool
― Z S, Sunday, 4 August 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link
pplains TKO
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 4 August 2013 08:02 (ten years ago) link
Metal band with wheelchair kid is Voivod?
― Addison Doug (Matt #2), Sunday, 4 August 2013 08:48 (ten years ago) link
pplains!
― cardamon, Sunday, 4 August 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1010363_659512814078184_969786221_n.jpg
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link
ahahahaha
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
the evil muslims are gonna invade u kno, need an assault rifle for when it's time to go all duke nukem obv
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link
not even gonna start w/"government atrocities"
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
which one keeps the king of england out of your face
― failed gravy (electricsound), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
for when the... evil dem representatives turn into a mob of zombies and personally attack your house?
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link
government: we are going to do soem atrocitiesgun dude: noooooooooooooooo*sprays bullets*blonde lady: oh gun dude, u prevented a government atrocity*a pool of blood seeps toward them, a mass of writhing dying bodies promoting voting rights revealed in the background*
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link
mugger: i am a mugger and i have a gun. forfeit ur property 2 me.gun dude: guess what, i too have a gun.mugger: this must be a stalema--*gun dude shoots mugger until empty*gun dude: haw haw haw haw haw
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link
plane hijacker: EVERYBODY FREEZE - THIS IS A HIJACK!gun dude: I dun think so, bud. (pulls out assault rifle)hijacker: woah cool, how'd you get that on the plane?gun dude: lots of freedom fighter sympathizers in the TSA. read yr blogs.hijacker: well that's too bad, cuz this plane is going where I s-*gun dude fires multiple rounds, hitting key equipment, windows, and fuxxoring cabin pressure*passenger #1: YOU ASSHOLE! NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEgun dude: Yes...but on OUR terms.
*crash*
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/filepicker%2FEQi0jRD0TLa3zsQpuwaL_supersoaker.jpg
You need these for when the kid next door is being an asshole
― phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:44 (ten years ago) link
when the government's at your door, demanding your supersoakers, it's time you turned the tables
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link
telescopic rifle looks a bit cumbersome for robbing the local tesco express imo
― trippin' on brostep beats (NickB), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link
that's what separates them from the muggers IMO
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link
a gun that spits out meals is pretty groovy
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
sadly it's mostly just Healthy Choice dinners
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
When they kick out your front doorHow you gonna come?With your hands on your headOr on the trigger of your gun
― Mordy , Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link
Carjackers! That's a self-defense bogeyman I haven't heard in a while.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link