why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

xpost whatever man i don't need to justify myself to some monochrome raptor bird

That metal band one =

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFFQpd9akSg

Obligatory "TTTIIIIMMMMMAAAHHHHHH!"

Paris Cafe

http://i.imgur.com/vY7Zh6L.jpg

being awesome due to aliveness is some breathing air merit badge shit

http://i.imgur.com/1O21uET.jpg

a+ pplains

whoa

pplains v. Z S showdown GO

BAAAhahahhahahah

looool

pplains TKO

Metal band with wheelchair kid is Voivod?

pplains!

https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1010363_659512814078184_969786221_n.jpg

ahahahaha

the evil muslims are gonna invade u kno, need an assault rifle for when it's time to go all duke nukem obv

not even gonna start w/"government atrocities"

which one keeps the king of england out of your face

for when the... evil dem representatives turn into a mob of zombies and personally attack your house?

government: we are going to do soem atrocities
gun dude: noooooooooooooooo
*sprays bullets*
blonde lady: oh gun dude, u prevented a government atrocity
*a pool of blood seeps toward them, a mass of writhing dying bodies promoting voting rights revealed in the background*

mugger: i am a mugger and i have a gun. forfeit ur property 2 me.
gun dude: guess what, i too have a gun.
mugger: this must be a stalema--
*gun dude shoots mugger until empty*
gun dude: haw haw haw haw haw

plane hijacker: EVERYBODY FREEZE - THIS IS A HIJACK!
gun dude: I dun think so, bud. (pulls out assault rifle)
hijacker: woah cool, how'd you get that on the plane?
gun dude: lots of freedom fighter sympathizers in the TSA. read yr blogs.
hijacker: well that's too bad, cuz this plane is going where I s-
*gun dude fires multiple rounds, hitting key equipment, windows, and fuxxoring cabin pressure*
passenger #1: YOU ASSHOLE! NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
gun dude: Yes...but on OUR terms.

*crash*

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/filepicker%2FEQi0jRD0TLa3zsQpuwaL_supersoaker.jpg

You need these for when the kid next door is being an asshole

when the government's at your door, demanding your supersoakers, it's time you turned the tables

telescopic rifle looks a bit cumbersome for robbing the local tesco express imo

that's what separates them from the muggers IMO

a gun that spits out meals is pretty groovy

sadly it's mostly just Healthy Choice dinners

when the government's at your door, demanding your supersoakers, it's time you turned the tables

When they kick out your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun

Carjackers! That's a self-defense bogeyman I haven't heard in a while.

I got carjacked a year or two ago. It was a bit perplexing, mostly because it was while I was riding the Grand Prix at Disney World, but w/e....

That gun thing is from a friend's mom who is seriously batty and has no real interest in politics beyond image macros. And he's not picky - she'll post images reflecting any and every part of the political spectrum.

o_O

Finally found one of those undecided voters I kept hearing about during the elevtion, huh.

Do gun guys still carry around old-timey shiny revolvers with wooden handles in case of car-jackers? Thought those went out with, like, Bernie Goetz. Seems like there's a cultural arena here waiting for hipsterization.

I thought when someone carjacked you, you just action-slammed the door into them and sped off into oncoming traffic? have all my years of 80s-action movie training lied to me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2evfz-frHc

guy i am friends with posts stuff like this all the time and it makes me so frustrated
http://i.qkme.me/3og1bi.jpg

I hate Condescending Wonka almost as much as I hate Keep Calm And, e-Cards, and that stupid "THEY SAY 'DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT, NOT FOR THE JOB YOU HAVE, SO I'M IN HR NOW WEARING A CATWOMAN OUTFIT BEING ASKED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF" bullshit.

lol chemtrails

that wonka definitely looks like a quickmeme, so they got that part right.

I saw a someecards tote bag at a party last night, but I didn't get close enough to read it.

uggghh

totes annoying

hey yr tote is totes stupid fyi

when did "use your words" become the 'oh so hilarious' phrase du jour?

gah

h8 condescending wonka

xp
ppl w kids
theyre everywhere

use your indoor voices

http://24.media.tumblr.com/06394e8ead59c4f4780904aeb7a6f362/tumblr_mqistiwmvl1s5tlmxo1_500.png