OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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I would not have thought that'd be your thing! I like those tweets.

carlos danger zone (mh), Sunday, 4 August 2013 02:41 (ten years ago) link

Five bucks says Modern Seinfeld and Seinfeld 2000 run by the same guy and Seinfeld 2000 is just how he vents his pain at having unlikely viral success.

kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Sunday, 4 August 2013 03:36 (ten years ago) link

i appreciate these new seinfields, i always wonder what the deals with thigns are.

Spectrum, Sunday, 4 August 2013 03:40 (ten years ago) link

feel like that secret egg mode is very common in certain megapopular tumblr posts and i'm sick of it

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 06:57 (ten years ago) link

i too abhor that egg

ogmor, Sunday, 4 August 2013 10:14 (ten years ago) link

i'm pretty sure that a few 'weird twitter' personae contributed in one way or another but idk if utilitylimb / bibandit were among them -- i daresay it's a bit below his level of quality tbh

yeah as much as i dig it i'm 99.9% sure that dude isn't involved. it's co-written by this guy: https://twitter.com/planetoffinks and distributed by his tiny lil publishing house. he seems very nice

feel like that secret egg mode is very common in certain megapopular tumblr posts and i'm sick of it

this egg thing is the exact vapid steve roggenbuck brand of """"""alt lit"""""" intentional-misspelling faux-wonder that makes me want to dig a fuckin hole and lie down in it

Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link

lol that's on point but i feel like defending roggenbuck, who i actually do find funny when he isn't trying to sound meaningful (and only his vids, never the txt bs, so)

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link

*shouting into a laptop in a field somewhere* Im kisseing u in my moms miinvan!!!! My dead gay dog maeks me epically loev lief!!!!!!!

Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link

it's mostly his silly voice tbh

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link

i'm sorry you guys are so burned out on fun that you have to dismiss the 'faux-wonder' in this:

secret egg!! ‏@raresecretegg 31 Jul
Now here we see a eagle looking for a meal. Whoa!! watch him SWoop down and GRAB the, telephone so he can order a pizZa with extra peperonys

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 5 August 2013 00:20 (ten years ago) link

no sorry

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Monday, 5 August 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link

i like that as a parody of weird twitter groupies, tho it's probably just a weird twitter groupie

Attractive Humas 2013 (a not-necessarily WS thread) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 August 2013 00:29 (ten years ago) link

it's a long tragic descent to go from the early tweets itt to this lukewarm shit

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 5 August 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link

and perfect timing for secret egg to be outed

secret egg!! ‏@raresecretegg 30m
@losdrogas its literally just me tweeting the most insipid shit possible but thanks haha

~ d r u g s ~ ‏@losdrogas 27m
@raresecretegg I hope a shitload of people paid for drawings oh I hope plz say yes

secret egg!! ‏@raresecretegg 26m
@losdrogas i;ve made over two hundred dollars off of this awful thing lmao

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 5 August 2013 02:11 (ten years ago) link

haha

lag∞n, Monday, 5 August 2013 02:13 (ten years ago) link

I love life sometimes because of shit like that

carlos danger zone (mh), Monday, 5 August 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link

ahahah. Owned.

Andrew Kornfan, Monday, 5 August 2013 08:28 (ten years ago) link

have now stopped being burned out on fun fyi

the secret life of bantz (DJ Mencap), Monday, 5 August 2013 09:18 (ten years ago) link

secret egg not as funny as wolfpupy, whos also kind of fallen off as of late

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link

xp steve roggenbuck is a nice dude

Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link

http://p.jgnz.net/wtj/

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link

denim, do you even puke?

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

i want a cash with a bad blog and a anal turd

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

*kickflips over a sexy mom*

R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

probably because it's not particularly Weird, just a joke

ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link

weird police itt

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

please don't post that terrible comic strip again, it's so bad

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

it's like having someone literally explain a joke to you

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link

this #RIPLarryShippers thing is doing my head in. youthful one direction fans are claiming that anywhere from 2 to 14 to 29 to 42 teen girls have committed suicide after being portrayed as crazy in a one direction documentary, and i'm astonished at what seems like THOUSANDS of young ppl taking this insane story at face value and penning heartbroken tweets about how heaven just gained 42 new angels. weird twitter is trying to troll them but it's like pissing into a credulous ocean.

certified skeleton fucker (reddening), Friday, 16 August 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link

So who is Larry Shippers? That answer involves more of a “what” than a “who.” It’s a sub-group of 1D fans who fantasize about a “bromance,” or hidden love or some kind of fictional relationship between two of the band's members, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson, according to iDesignTimes.com.

lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link

aren't there enough millions of adults on the internet who believe insane bullshit to not be surprised/care at all abt a bunch of preteens doing it

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 16 August 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRw5gn6CcAAUdHW.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link

besides, everyone knows Narry is the truth

Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:42 (ten years ago) link

https://twitter.com/KattWillFerrell/status/368222947351490560

markers, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:45 (ten years ago) link

so uh where does this guy fit in http://www.twitter.com/mikecankiss69

thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link

that is not so much a 'weird twitter' as it is a 'weird person'

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link

ha that was my immediate reaction but i initially found it through @fart and those guys retweeting him a bunch (and @bropair getting him to write "eli lake" on a diaper)

thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Friday, 23 August 2013 05:22 (ten years ago) link

(and @bropair getting him to write "eli lake" on a diaper)

^^ sadly enough i find this hilarious to an unreal degree

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 23 August 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

bropair underrated imo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link

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so uh where does this guy fit in http://www.twitter.com/mikecankiss69

― thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 6:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is not so much a 'weird twitter' as it is a 'weird person'

― sleepingbag, Wednesday, August 21, 2013 6:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

i think this is definitley weird twitter, weird twitter is also about finding cucks and diaperists and furries on twitter and retweeting the hell out of them

乒乓, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link

hes an object of weird twitter fascination

lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link

"weird twitter" is defined by the humor of a group, so them bringing it to our attention counts, but that dude in himself is just a diaper fetishist and not part of weird twitter

mh, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link

this is an important discussion. i'm glad we're having it.

don't click on that twitter link y'all

markers, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link

esp at work

markers, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link

lol yeah def nsfw. I remember the furry fascination which seems to have died down a bit

thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Friday, 23 August 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link

"weird twitter" is defined by the humor of a group, so them bringing it to our attention counts, but that dude in himself is just a diaper fetishist and not part of weird twitter

Who died and made you the president of weird twitter

乒乓, Friday, 23 August 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link

wolfpupy

mh, Friday, 23 August 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link

https://twitter.com/WhiteFeminist

this account is fucking incredible

(what was the purpose of that stupid costume) (DJP), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link


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