a gun that spits out meals is pretty groovy
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
sadly it's mostly just Healthy Choice dinners
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
when the government's at your door, demanding your supersoakers, it's time you turned the tables
When they kick out your front doorHow you gonna come?With your hands on your headOr on the trigger of your gun
― Mordy , Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link
Carjackers! That's a self-defense bogeyman I haven't heard in a while.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link
I got carjacked a year or two ago. It was a bit perplexing, mostly because it was while I was riding the Grand Prix at Disney World, but w/e....
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link
That gun thing is from a friend's mom who is seriously batty and has no real interest in politics beyond image macros. And he's not picky - she'll post images reflecting any and every part of the political spectrum.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 5 August 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link
o_O
― i too went to college (silby), Monday, 5 August 2013 01:40 (ten years ago) link
Finally found one of those undecided voters I kept hearing about during the elevtion, huh.
Do gun guys still carry around old-timey shiny revolvers with wooden handles in case of car-jackers? Thought those went out with, like, Bernie Goetz. Seems like there's a cultural arena here waiting for hipsterization.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 August 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
I thought when someone carjacked you, you just action-slammed the door into them and sped off into oncoming traffic? have all my years of 80s-action movie training lied to me?
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 August 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2evfz-frHc
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 August 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link
guy i am friends with posts stuff like this all the time and it makes me so frustratedhttp://i.qkme.me/3og1bi.jpg
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
I hate Condescending Wonka almost as much as I hate Keep Calm And, e-Cards, and that stupid "THEY SAY 'DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT, NOT FOR THE JOB YOU HAVE, SO I'M IN HR NOW WEARING A CATWOMAN OUTFIT BEING ASKED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF" bullshit.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 August 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
lol chemtrails
― carlos danger zone (mh), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
that wonka definitely looks like a quickmeme, so they got that part right.
― pplains, Monday, 5 August 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link
I saw a someecards tote bag at a party last night, but I didn't get close enough to read it.
― emilys., Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
uggghh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link
totes annoying
― staind in the place where you live (crüt), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link
hey yr tote is totes stupid fyi
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link
when did "use your words" become the 'oh so hilarious' phrase du jour?
gah
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:09 (ten years ago) link
h8 condescending wonka
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:11 (ten years ago) link
xpppl w kids theyre everywhere
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link
use your indoor voices
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/06394e8ead59c4f4780904aeb7a6f362/tumblr_mqistiwmvl1s5tlmxo1_500.png
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 01:14 (ten years ago) link
this is giving me harrowing flashbacks to the barrage of "Silent Lunches" we were forced to endure whenever one of the asshole cool kids screamed out a swear word or if we were just bein too loud
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
At least they weren't Naked Lunches
― emilys., Tuesday, 6 August 2013 07:57 (ten years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1000876_567002966687605_818096768_n.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link
oh shit. is obama forcing him to fly a USSR flag?
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link
The community's codes state that each home in the retirement community can only have one flag, but Lowe contends that the Marine Corps battle color is not a flag. "I don't consider it a flag," Lowe told the station. "Most people don't. You talk to any Marine. Those are the colors."Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/31/georgia-marine-vet-fights-battle-to-fly-american-marine-corps-flags/#ixzz2bC82Qb4o
The community's codes state that each home in the retirement community can only have one flag, but Lowe contends that the Marine Corps battle color is not a flag. "I don't consider it a flag," Lowe told the station. "Most people don't. You talk to any Marine. Those are the colors."
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/31/georgia-marine-vet-fights-battle-to-fly-american-marine-corps-flags/#ixzz2bC82Qb4o
― how's life, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link
Maybe he shouldn't live in a shitty gated community with restrictive flag regulations then. XP
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link
That misspelling of Captain totally made me read Marine as Martian.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link
Martian Caption
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link
old people
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
Well at least people are focusing their energies on this rather than doing something useful.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
"_____________ shared Cheech & Chong's photo."
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/561846_10152098086221959_155921378_n.jpg
― staind in the place where you live (crüt), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
the idea that marijuana doesn't impair driving ability seems like one of the most pernicious lies ever
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
it's possible it's not as bad as alcohol in that regard, but still, i wouldn't do it
pernicious!
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link
Anecdotal evidence but I was pretty much constantly high during my two years as a pizza deliverer ages ago and never had any problems. Never have and never would drive drunk though.
― joygoat, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
Cause that would be stupid and irresponsible, you know
― joygoat, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link
no, joygoat. it is one of the most pernicious lies ever
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
when i have been high, it didn't seem like a good idea to be driving. i have a hard enough time not getting distracted in the first place.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
I'm drunk, high, and posting to ilx while driving right now
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
wasn't going to post to ilx, but then I got high.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link
bet you all think you're pretty cool right about now.
i don't know much about the effects of marijuana on driving ability beyond what i have gleaned from firsthand experiences.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
it seems like it would impair my driving ability at least.
I'm not cool and these are all horrible ideas, also driving sucks.
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
I'm very cool. I talk about pot on the internet with people like treeship.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
vehicular ownership is the #1 cause of rising road related deaths. when was the last time you saw someone get in a car accident without a car?
needs stronger regulation imo
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
driving does suck xp. i am extremely absent minded and, as a youth, was hit by a car on two separate occasions. also once i was almost hit by a bus in copenhagen but my friend pulled me away. when i am around automobiles -- much less driving them -- i try to keep my wits about me. im not a cavalier or reckless driver at all and i hate when i am in the car with people who like to screw around by accelerating quickly or running red lights or driving while stoned or whatever.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
I love driving. I've never been high. I am reasonably cool? I drink beer.
― Evan, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link