I love life sometimes because of shit like that
― carlos danger zone (mh), Monday, 5 August 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link
ahahah. Owned.
― Andrew Kornfan, Monday, 5 August 2013 08:28 (ten years ago) link
have now stopped being burned out on fun fyi
― the secret life of bantz (DJ Mencap), Monday, 5 August 2013 09:18 (ten years ago) link
secret egg not as funny as wolfpupy, whos also kind of fallen off as of late
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
xp steve roggenbuck is a nice dude
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link
http://p.jgnz.net/wtj/
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link
denim, do you even puke?
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link
i want a cash with a bad blog and a anal turd
*kickflips over a sexy mom*
― R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link
ok finally a twitter: the comic that i think actually works http://twitterthecomic.tumblr.com/post/57729048917/salesman-smashes-through-window-into-living-room
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 05:34 (ten years ago) link
probably because it's not particularly Weird, just a joke
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
weird police itt
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link
please don't post that terrible comic strip again, it's so bad
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
it's like having someone literally explain a joke to you
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
this #RIPLarryShippers thing is doing my head in. youthful one direction fans are claiming that anywhere from 2 to 14 to 29 to 42 teen girls have committed suicide after being portrayed as crazy in a one direction documentary, and i'm astonished at what seems like THOUSANDS of young ppl taking this insane story at face value and penning heartbroken tweets about how heaven just gained 42 new angels. weird twitter is trying to troll them but it's like pissing into a credulous ocean.
― certified skeleton fucker (reddening), Friday, 16 August 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link
So who is Larry Shippers? That answer involves more of a “what” than a “who.” It’s a sub-group of 1D fans who fantasize about a “bromance,” or hidden love or some kind of fictional relationship between two of the band's members, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson, according to iDesignTimes.com.
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
aren't there enough millions of adults on the internet who believe insane bullshit to not be surprised/care at all abt a bunch of preteens doing it
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 16 August 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRw5gn6CcAAUdHW.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link
besides, everyone knows Narry is the truth
― Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:42 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/KattWillFerrell/status/368222947351490560
― markers, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:45 (ten years ago) link
so uh where does this guy fit in http://www.twitter.com/mikecankiss69
― thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
that is not so much a 'weird twitter' as it is a 'weird person'
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
ha that was my immediate reaction but i initially found it through @fart and those guys retweeting him a bunch (and @bropair getting him to write "eli lake" on a diaper)
― thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Friday, 23 August 2013 05:22 (ten years ago) link
(and @bropair getting him to write "eli lake" on a diaper)
^^ sadly enough i find this hilarious to an unreal degree
― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 23 August 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link
bropair underrated imo
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
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i think this is definitley weird twitter, weird twitter is also about finding cucks and diaperists and furries on twitter and retweeting the hell out of them
― 乒乓, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link
hes an object of weird twitter fascination
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link
"weird twitter" is defined by the humor of a group, so them bringing it to our attention counts, but that dude in himself is just a diaper fetishist and not part of weird twitter
― mh, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link
this is an important discussion. i'm glad we're having it.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link
don't click on that twitter link y'all
― markers, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link
esp at work
lol yeah def nsfw. I remember the furry fascination which seems to have died down a bit
― thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Friday, 23 August 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link
Who died and made you the president of weird twitter
― 乒乓, Friday, 23 August 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link
wolfpupy
― mh, Friday, 23 August 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/WhiteFeminist
this account is fucking incredible
― (what was the purpose of that stupid costume) (DJP), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link
White Feminist @WhiteFeminist 29 Jul1 of my dreams is 2 open an organic #FoodTruck to help #SistersOfColour w/ their #fastfood addiction. #DropTheChickenWingNPickUpALettuceLeaf
1 of my dreams is 2 open an organic #FoodTruck to help #SistersOfColour w/ their #fastfood addiction. #DropTheChickenWingNPickUpALettuceLeaf
White Feminist @WhiteFeminist 26 JulWent to #Beijing seeking a #Transformative #CulturalExperience & was let down by its closeness to the US. Guess I'll try #India next time :(
Went to #Beijing seeking a #Transformative #CulturalExperience & was let down by its closeness to the US. Guess I'll try #India next time :(
― (what was the purpose of that stupid costume) (DJP), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
B-)
― lag∞n, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
I mean I could literally repost the entire account, it is vicious and hilarious
― (what was the purpose of that stupid costume) (DJP), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link
White Feminist @WhiteFeminist 1 Apr
Yoga! #yogaExpand
― crüt, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
hahahaha
― maven maven (Matt P), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
What was the original MO of weird twitter? Was it just alienating people? I know there have been thinkpieces about this, but I'm never gonna read one.
― kaleb, Monday, 26 August 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link
I think it was just dudes from a somethingawful board propagating their humor on a new medium
― mh, Monday, 26 August 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link
yeah that's pretty accurate
also i'm glad this post got preserved for posterityhttp://www.tehposts.com/fiction/open-palm-slam-a-vhs.html
― ciderpress, Monday, 26 August 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link
yeah "Weird Twitter" is literally just an extension of FYAD except you can't beecock unfunny people's threads so accounts like JonnySun get popular
― Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link
@WhiteFeminist reminds me quite a lot of https://twitter.com/Chino_Wanker
― transmisogyny express (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 07:44 (ten years ago) link
do cool dudes not like chinos any more
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 09:15 (ten years ago) link
tbf that account peaked in 2012 so maybe the pendulum has swung back
― transmisogyny express (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 09:17 (ten years ago) link
Occasionally you run into something that looks like Weird Twitter but really isn't. A selection of Twitter user https://twitter.com/rob_slash05 reveals a deeply malevolent intelligence wreaking havoc on Toronto, and one with no apparent understanding of the distinction between Twitter, email, and postal mail.
@rob_slash05 Robert bennede✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ hi paula
@TOMayorFord hello mayor rob ford rose and vince caputo@72 yore rd. toronto
@VisitNovaScotia I wish to receive info on nova scotia tourism vince caputo@72 yore rd. Toronto ont m6m1w7
@HarbourfrontTO maria sale✧✧✧@rog✧✧✧.c✧✧ take me to harbor front please
@AirCanada @calgarystampede hey rob! say hi to your nanna
@AirCanada rob_slas✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ hi Robert how I Ashley?
@lpluser carmine sale✧✧✧@sympat✧✧✧.c✧ hello from vince
@TTCnotices hello ttc I wish to receive ttc route map for Toronto vince caputo!http://t.co/UYBMtR8oDq
@globeandmail alberta http://t.co/hVVb8Rq5KW
@vincecap✧✧✧@sympat✧✧✧.c✧ hi maria
hello rob_slas✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ vince
mike_✧✧✧@m✧.c✧✧ hi mike say hi to Robert from vince and nanna
@RootsCanada I wish to receive brocohures vince caputo@72 yore rd. Toronto ont.canada
― fields of salmon, Saturday, 7 September 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
i think that counts as weird twitter
― max, Monday, 9 September 2013 10:57 (ten years ago) link